by Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:40 am
So the CCP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on CBC but it feels so empty without me.
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by The Blaatschapen » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:42 am
by Langenia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:43 am
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
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by Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:What is it today with all the stray cats?
I call the local vet and have them all neutered.
So the CCP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on CBC but it feels so empty without me.
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by Auphelia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am
by Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:44 am
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by The Blaatschapen » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:45 am
by Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:46 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:Can I take the brown wand and pass it along? I know someone who had colon cancer. And someone with a stoma.
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by Empirical Switzerland » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:47 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Tranzoria » Wed Oct 21, 2020 7:48 am
Empirical Switzerland wrote:This is kinda copying Sanghyeok.
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by The New California Republic » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:11 am
Nevertopia wrote:"The pink wand [...] the brown wand [...] a normal butthole."
The wands throb with power.
by Kathol Rift » Wed Oct 21, 2020 8:17 am
by Luziyca » Wed Oct 21, 2020 9:06 am
Kathol Rift wrote:I vote to retain my current butthole and carry on with my normal life. $200,000 dollars isn’t anywhere near enough for me to do that to myself.
by Ethel mermania » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:05 am
by The Mercurians of Hermes » Wed Oct 21, 2020 10:37 am
Nevertopia wrote:Please consider the following scenario:
Imagine one day you are walking along on your way home, as an ordinary underpaid and overworked 25 year old with no career prospects, when you see a poor grey coloured cat with red eyes being chased by a pack of dogs. You save the poor cat from the dogs, and to your surprise it starts speaking.
"Thank you for saving me!" it says, and you gasp. Then, it tells you something else: "I used to be able to grant wishes using magical powers. However, now I can only make one of them happen: the cursed wish to grant you $200,000 American legal tender!"
Curious, you ask the cat (whose name is Y'shtola, by the way) what this means.
"Well, once I grant you this wish you will play the lottery and win $200,000. Unfortunately you grow permanent, fully functioning taste-buds in your butthole that cannot be removed or be subverted in any way. How does it sound?"
You consider for a moment, and Y'shtola creates two magic wands with his powers.
"The pink wand will allow you to win $200,000, while the brown wand will let you remain a normal human with a normal butthole."
The wands throb with power.
You reach out, ready to take one of them into your hands. But which one will you choose?
by Atheris » Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:24 am
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by Nevertopia » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:07 pm
So the CCP won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they tried to shut me down on CBC but it feels so empty without me.
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by Side 3 » Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:14 pm
January 22nd, 0097: Stocks in the Zimmad Corporation have gone down by 5% today, following the military's decision to halt its purchase of the company's latest mobile armor. The unnamed mobile armor has been rumored to have been in development for the past 6 years, and would've been worth roughly $150 million.
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