Please consider the following scenario:
Imagine one day you are walking along on your way home, as an ordinary underpaid and overworked 25 year old with no career prospects, when you see a poor grey coloured cat with red eyes being chased by a pack of dogs. You save the poor cat from the dogs, and to your surprise it starts speaking.
"Thank you for saving me!" it says, and you gasp. Then, it tells you something else: "I used to be able to grant wishes using magical powers. However, now I can only make one of them happen: the cursed wish to grant you $200,000 American legal tender!"
Curious, you ask the cat (whose name is Y'shtola, by the way) what this means.
"Well, once I grant you this wish you will play the lottery and win $200,000. Unfortunately you grow permanent, fully functioning taste-buds in your butthole that cannot be removed or be subverted in any way. How does it sound?"
You consider for a moment, and Y'shtola creates two magic wands with his powers.
"The pink wand will allow you to win $200,000, while the brown wand will let you remain a normal human with a normal butthole."
The wands throb with power.
You reach out, ready to take one of them into your hands. But which one will you choose?
