by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:06 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:09 am
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by Greatdux » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:16 am
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by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:16 am
Empirical Switzerland wrote:*Imperial Switzerland flies in with 10 Imperial Swiss Fighter Jets and 10,000 Swiss Troops to protect the Sharifistan Government from the dirty commies*
by Empirical Switzerland » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:16 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:*Imperial Switzerland flies in with 10 Imperial Swiss Fighter Jets and 10,000 Swiss Troops to protect the Sharifistan Government from the dirty commies*
IC:The Prince-Regent of Sharifistan phones the Lord of Switzerland
“Are the planes on our side?” He asks.
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by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:17 am
Sonatum wrote:The Workers Commonwealth of Sonatum recognizes the Sharifistan Communist Party as the legitimate ruling party in Shariftistan.We also send military advisors to defeat the reactionary scum
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:18 am
Greatdux wrote:*Greatduxian Air Force immediately starts Operation Drémann, an operation to get some commies from Sharifistan and kick them off a helicopter. They send 789 Greatduxer troops to defend the Sharifistani Government*
"Oh boy, time to throw some communists off a helicopter!"
said Páhani Tillinic, leader of the nation.
The helicopter has the Chilean military dictatorship song “Mi General, Augusto Pinochet” on loop, with earrape.
by Kyundao » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:39 pm
by Empirical Switzerland » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:41 pm
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by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:46 am
Kyundao wrote:Kyundaoan Emperor Haytham Sung was reviewing a piece of legislation from the National Assembly when he received word from one of his generals of a communist i.e. reactionary uprising. Upon hearing this, he stopped what he was doing and wrote a letter of temporary support addressed to the Sharifistani crown.
"Normally we don't lend a helping hand to Mohammedans, but we have a bad history with leftist politics to the point where we have a memorial dedicated to the victims of socialism. We don't want to see a repeat anywhere else so consider us a temporary ally in your fight against these subhuman reactionaries."
The Emperor then turned to the general. "Send this letter to the Sharifistani king," the former said.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Sep 21, 2020 12:50 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Greatdux wrote:*Greatduxian Air Force immediately starts Operation Drémann, an operation to get some commies from Sharifistan and kick them off a helicopter. They send 789 Greatduxer troops to defend the Sharifistani Government*
"Oh boy, time to throw some communists off a helicopter!"
said Páhani Tillinic, leader of the nation.
The helicopter has the Chilean military dictatorship song “Mi General, Augusto Pinochet” on loop, with earrape.
The aircraft flying the troops in are targeted by the Royal Air Cavalry.
6 squadrons of fighter planes (of a type created in 2018) are sent against them.
by Kyundao » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:42 am
by Greatdux » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:48 am
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by Kyundao » Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:57 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:25 am
Empirical Switzerland wrote:*The Imperial Swiss Fighter Jets and 10,000 Swiss Troops arrive in Sharifistan, in support of the Monarchy and Official Government, prepared to fight the idiotic commies*
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:24 am
Greatdux wrote:Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:They fire on them.
Or at least they tried to. The helicopter was destroyed, but the troops jump off the destroyed helicopter and ran to the nearest Empirical Swiss troops. Upon arrival, they started to speak German, in order to let the Empirical Swiss understand what they were doing. The Greatduxer Troops get 78 Karabiner 98ks to fight the Communists. The Greatduxer Government request the Sharifistani Government an alliance, much like Empirical Switzerland’s.
by Empirical Switzerland » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:28 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:29 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:30 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Greatdux » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:31 am
Champagne Socialist Sharifistan wrote:Greatdux wrote:Or at least they tried to. The helicopter was destroyed, but the troops jump off the destroyed helicopter and ran to the nearest Empirical Swiss troops. Upon arrival, they started to speak German, in order to let the Empirical Swiss understand what they were doing. The Greatduxer Troops get 78 Karabiner 98ks to fight the Communists. The Greatduxer Government request the Sharifistani Government an alliance, much like Empirical Switzerland’s.
The Prince-Regent of Sharifistan refuses citing their apologetics for war crimes and admiration of General Pinochet. He asks them “please leave Sharifistan.”
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by Champagne Socialist Sharifistan » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:32 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:32 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Greatdux » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:35 am
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by Empirical Switzerland » Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:37 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
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