A Chip is Coming Into Your Brain

[Bassoe]

broblem 1) dhe assumbtion dhad id would "gure" debression or addigtion or odher psyghiadrig disorders doesn'd sound lige id resds on sound psygologigal science
broblem 2) i'm nod gomfordable of having Ebin Musg inside mine or anyone else's brain begause eidher Musg or haggers gould dhen fry my brain ad will
broblem 3) abard from "guring" disabilidies or disorders i really don'd see dhe brain chib as really all dhad fungtional

solution 1) invesdigade and research id more
solution 2) brain chib musd gome widh bre-insdalled nordon andivirus
solution 3) you know whad we dhe gamers agtually need Musg, a hendai updade AKA more fungtionalidies dhan all dhis weagass shid

broblem sdill would remain dhad id's fuggin Ebin Musg in our brains bulling our sdrings while he's dribbing balls and i kinda don'd feel lige giving away my individual sovereigndy

What? Sorry, google translate doesn't have a setting for spurdo.

[Ebinland and Benistan]

broblem 1) dhe assumbtion dhad id would "gure" debression or addigtion or odher psyghiadrig disorders doesn'd sound lige id resds on sound psygologigal science
broblem 2) i'm nod gomfordable of having Ebin Musg inside mine or anyone else's brain begause eidher Musg or haggers gould dhen fry my brain ad will
broblem 3) abard from "guring" disabilidies or disorders i really don'd see dhe brain chib as really all dhad fungtional

solution 1) invesdigade and research id more
solution 2) brain chib musd gome widh bre-insdalled nordon andivirus
solution 3) you know whad we dhe gamers agtually need Musg, a hendai updade AKA more fungtionalidies dhan all dhis weagass shid

broblem sdill would remain dhad id's fuggin Ebin Musg in our brains bulling our sdrings while he's dribbing balls and i kinda don'd feel lige giving away my individual sovereigndy

What? Sorry, google translate doesn't have a setting for spurdo.

dhey gannod ignore our glorious nation for long, we will rise ub
dhad said i jusd don'd wand do fall vigdim of dhe evendual Ebin Musg hivemind daging over dhe eardh

[Crysuko]

broblem 1) dhe assumbtion dhad id would "gure" debression or addigtion or odher psyghiadrig disorders doesn'd sound lige id resds on sound psygologigal science
broblem 2) i'm nod gomfordable of having Ebin Musg inside mine or anyone else's brain begause eidher Musg or haggers gould dhen fry my brain ad will
broblem 3) abard from "guring" disabilidies or disorders i really don'd see dhe brain chib as really all dhad fungtional

solution 1) invesdigade and research id more
solution 2) brain chib musd gome widh bre-insdalled nordon andivirus
solution 3) you know whad we dhe gamers agtually need Musg, a hendai updade AKA more fungtionalidies dhan all dhis weagass shid

broblem sdill would remain dhad id's fuggin Ebin Musg in our brains bulling our sdrings while he's dribbing balls and i kinda don'd feel lige giving away my individual sovereigndy

Yeah I brought up earlier the potential that this could be used to kill someone by remote

[Nobel Hobos 2]

broblem 1) dhe assumbtion dhad id would "gure" debression or addigtion or odher psyghiadrig disorders doesn'd sound lige id resds on sound psygologigal science
broblem 2) i'm nod gomfordable of having Ebin Musg inside mine or anyone else's brain begause eidher Musg or haggers gould dhen fry my brain ad will
broblem 3) abard from "guring" disabilidies or disorders i really don'd see dhe brain chib as really all dhad fungtional

solution 1) invesdigade and research id more
solution 2) brain chib musd gome widh bre-insdalled nordon andivirus
solution 3) you know whad we dhe gamers agtually need Musg, a hendai updade AKA more fungtionalidies dhan all dhis weagass shid

broblem sdill would remain dhad id's fuggin Ebin Musg in our brains bulling our sdrings while he's dribbing balls and i kinda don'd feel lige giving away my individual sovereigndy

Cogent thoughts, but the spelling makes it not worth the effort to read. I've never done this before ...

*Ignored for bad spelling*

[Ebinland and Benistan]

broblem 1) dhe assumbtion dhad id would "gure" debression or addigtion or odher psyghiadrig disorders doesn'd sound lige id resds on sound psygologigal science
broblem 2) i'm nod gomfordable of having Ebin Musg inside mine or anyone else's brain begause eidher Musg or haggers gould dhen fry my brain ad will
broblem 3) abard from "guring" disabilidies or disorders i really don'd see dhe brain chib as really all dhad fungtional

solution 1) invesdigade and research id more
solution 2) brain chib musd gome widh bre-insdalled nordon andivirus
solution 3) you know whad we dhe gamers agtually need Musg, a hendai updade AKA more fungtionalidies dhan all dhis weagass shid

broblem sdill would remain dhad id's fuggin Ebin Musg in our brains bulling our sdrings while he's dribbing balls and i kinda don'd feel lige giving away my individual sovereigndy

Yeah I brought up earlier the potential that this could be used to kill someone by remote

you gan basigally hagg anydhing widh a wireless gonnegtion and mage gars drive off a gliff, swidch all draffig lighds do green in a busy indersegtion or fugg widh beoble's bacemagers already. don'd dhink we need Musg widh a cyborg masder race in his bogget. dhad said someone's gonna do id begause we are gurious do dhe boind of endangering our own lives D-:

[Australian rePublic]

Don't believe the conspiracy theorists. The sixth edition of this chip is not capable of reading your mind. Either way, if you don't upgrade, you'll die. The fifth edition will kill you

[Kowani]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

[Ifreann]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Can we please ban billionaires now?

[Geneviev]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Can we please ban billionaires now?

Yes.

[Rainengrad]

"Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them."
- Elon Musk, 2052

[Crysuko]

"Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them."
- Elon Musk, 2052

this but unironically

[Crylante]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Can we please ban billionaires now?

Billionaires are a market failure.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Dude’s done good

[Atheris]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Good for him.

[Ifreann]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Good for him.

Bad for us.

[Cordel One]

Elon Musk becomes the third richest person in the world

Dude’s done good

Elon Musk an attention-seeking, union-busting, slaveowning manchild.

[Fractalnavel]

Saw IMDB: Upgrade (2018) last night, thought of this thread. Not even worst case outcome.

[Railroad Crossing]

hooray
noice

[The Rich Port]

It's official, the future is going to be cyberpunk as fuck.

Fascist corporations, brain chips, the emo scene has got the dress down. It's happening.

WAKE UP SAMURAI WE GOT A NATIONSTATES TO BURN.

[The Church of Satan]

The medical applications, at least with regards to neurological disorders reminds me of the Vagus Nerve Stimulation implants for preventing and/or reducing partial seizures. I wonder though how this chip would go about it? The VNS routinely sends electrical pulses to the brain to reduce and prevent seizures while the newer models monitor heart rate and determines that an elevated heart rate (which is normally experienced before a seizure) is reason enough to send a stronger pulse to the brain. Of course it also has a manual means of triggering the stronger pulse via a magnet.

If it isn't just Musk blowing smoke then I have to wonder if there's more to it than a mere chip, as is the case with the VNS which is connected to the heart and the vagus nerve in the back of the neck.