The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Pharoahs Haven** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:47 am

Nice one lads

by **Sweeze** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:33 pm

yall are absolute bots (hopefully context coming soon)

by **Matthew the Man** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 4:00 pm

”Alright gang, you’ve hit Egalaria and Zero, two big banks. Now it's time for something more… unorthodox. The Feds from LILY and TBH are moving hundreds of their regions in an armored van convoy. And when I mean hundreds I really mean it. It’s every professional heister’s wet dream, sums of regions just sitting there ready to be taken.”

“Alright Wardens, it's time for our payday.”

In the past weeks, hundreds of regions were seized by the Federal Government, specifically the Local Intelligence and Logistics Agency (LILY) and the Tactical Bureau of the Homeland (TBH), in some of the largest raids on criminal elements in recent memory. In one particular raid, LILY seized over 200 regions, setting the record for the largest tactical anti-gang (TAG) raid conducted by a single team in history. The regions which were hit by raids were stored in the Bank of the Allied Nations of Egalaria and the Devide by Zero Bank.

However police received an incident report from both the banks. They were both robbed by two groups of highly armed assailants, wearing red and black Christmas suits and animal masks, who were a part of the infamous Grey Wardens Gang. After a brief firefight with SWAT units, both groups made their escape from the bank with sizable sums of regions taken back in their so-called “De-TAG” run.

In response the Federal Government began a new operation to fully secure the seized regions by transporting them via armored van convoy. The convoy was ultimately stopped in the midst of transit due to the Grey Wardens Gang chasing after the convoy, and multiple vans were drilled into. At the end of the heist, the Grey Wardens Gang had made off with 140 regions. Police forces have also confirmed that the Grey Wardens Gang had made off with the infamous Belgium region, aided by fellow criminal elements such as the South Pacific Side Fangs (SPSF), Thousand Island Tuff Ones (TITO), and the Real Reject of America (RRA), in another heist on a large federal convoy.

Further LILY and TBH raids on criminal activities to seize regions have been thwarted by the Grey Wardens as well, with their TAG raids being met with fierce resistance by the Gang. As of present, the Grey Wardens Gang is still at large and authorities have asked for those with information to come forth.

This has been Bax Marry on NationStates Yesterday, signing off.

Record of recent Grey Warden Gang activities:

by **Haku** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:10 pm

The 140 defences update was crazy. Lots of Connect Four and Chess gaming happening at the same time as the joint tagger-chaser VC and both sides still managed to get a good amount of wins.

Also, spending 2.5 hours on update is a better usage of time than failing the same stealth heist for 5 hours in a row.

by **Tim-Opolis** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 6:20 pm

140 defenses was absolutely insane! That was a real fun night, even if I got a little tilted by Connect 4 <_<

by **Sweeze** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 7:32 pm

WE STAN THE GREY LILIEEES

(fr tho yall genuinely did amazing and that night was so much fun <3)

by **Marxist Germany** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 3:35 am

Excellent!

by **The Chariot** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:21 am

Haku wrote:The 140 defences update was crazy. Lots of Connect Four and Chess gaming happening at the same time as the joint tagger-chaser VC and both sides still managed to get a good amount of wins.

Also, spending 2.5 hours on update is a better usage of time than failing the same stealth heist for 5 hours in a row.

How could you reference Connect Four and Chess but not Jet Ski Addition? Leaving out the most important part smh.

by **Warden Nakari** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:37 pm

A Commander delivers orders to the Choir in Libcord Abbey.

A carol to be sung by two groups. Traditionally, younger singers take the role of ‘Liberator’ and adults the role of ‘Officer’; in formal settings, the Officers are baritones and the Liberators tenors. In some regions, a Christmas pudding is served, and the person who finds a coin in their slice is ‘Goodkingwenceslas’, wearing a crown for the duration of the song.

All:
Goodkingwenceslas moved to
Artificial Solar System
while the switchers prepp'd about
and crossing was all even
Brightly shone the Libcord lights
though 'twas still midsummer
when defenders prepared to fight
with a mighty nu-uuuuuuu-mber.

Liberators:
"Hither, spotters, stand by me,
if thou knows't it, telling
from whence came this delegate
and which raid are we quelling?"
Officers:
"Sire, we may not tell thee yet,
lest the raiders listen.
'Tis somewhere on the internet
where the snow doth gli-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-sten."

Liberators:
"Bring me orders in due course,
bring me M key hither.
i shall this fine king endorse,
afore we bear them thither."
All:
Fendas and king forth they went,
forth in liberation,
with the orders duly sent,
moved in every na-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-tion.

Liberators:
"Sire, the trigger stretcheth out
and I fear banjection.
I pray our battle line not rout
and for our king's protection."
Officers:
"Mark the update, my good page,
it cometh 'pon our banners,
impotent was raider's rage,
for they could not ba-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-n us."

Liberators:
Goodkingwenceslas returned
to the throne of Yuletide
and the Advent candles burned
as bannings were applied.
Therefore, NationStates, be sure,
In July or December,
Those who keep regions secure
Shalt Christmas reme-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-mber.

Composed 27th July in the year of our Lord 2020, in honor of the liberation of Christmas.

Performed by the Choir of the Order of the Grey Wardens:
Altmoras
Haku
Nakarisaune
Pyrohy
Roavin
Kingdom of Circle of Magi
Tim

Allied Choristers:
Numero Capitan
ASEAN Maharlika
Sargon Reman
Frenchy II
Catalyse
frattastan
Chimes
Neop
South Asians
FiHami
Khevo
Glaciosia
Campanula
anti winx
Bobberino

accompanied by the
Southern Pacifican Waiata Choir
Rejected Realms Carolmasters Association
Anti Falsetto Pact
Lily Larynxes
Founderless Registers Alliance
Free Notes Region
Union of Democratic Singers
Ten Thousand Intermezzos Treaty Organization

by **RiderSyl** » Sun Jul 26, 2020 5:44 pm

Christmas in July, oh my! :hug:

by **Kingdom of Circle of Magi** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 4:22 pm

As you look through the rather silent GP forum thread of The Grey Wardens you start hearing a distant riff getting closer and heavier at the second. That's right, Merlin and the wardens are back with another metal-themed GP report, but I promise to you dear reader, this time it isn't going to fall flat as new non-german thrash metal like my last metal-themed report!

the wardens training for all the winning they're about to do

The Masters of the puppets over at the Grey Wardens showed why the darkspawn still have fear of the dark by defending 361 regions total. Our March of war against raider tags also continues as The Troopers have detagged a total of 362 regions since our last report.

We also stopped a major raid against the region Asia, making their leads last in the region for the whole duration of You Suffer by Napalm Death!

People that play the sickest riffs:

Main vocals: Tim
Main guitar: Haku
The Accordion: Sir Merlin
Main bass: Benevolent Thomas
Main drums: Vincent Drake
Secondary guitar: Roavin
Secondary vocals: Deadeye Jack
The Cello: Altmoras

The roadies:
greatsc0tt
Swifty Gamer
Team Leo
Kanglia
Alfonz
W&S
Comlogical
Nakari
Atlantica

The triangle instrument: Matthew

People that headbanged along:

*there are duplicates in these lists, but as these lists include all operations minus sieges and drive-bys after the liberation of Christmas last month, removing duplicates would make no sense.
Regions where the darkspawn were reminded of their fear of the dark: 361

Regions where the troopers marched: 362

Regions liberated of Nu-metal: 3

by **Team Lennox** » Sun Aug 23, 2020 8:18 pm

Well nice job The Order Of The Grey Wardens. You will succeed :clap:

by **Nakarisaune** » Sun Aug 30, 2020 11:29 am

As the complete opposite to Merlin's heavy metal themed update, me and Jamie filled VC with cute pop, so here's a cute pop themed report! (Though if you're more into metal, my grandma recommends Dio's Holy Diver.)

⏵Track 1

You think I’m speedy
When I don’t turn my Breeze on
You think I’m ready
When I get the moves all wrong
I know you’ll get in
So it’s you that I’ll cross on, oooo~

Let’s do the whole update tonight
No regrets, just moves
We can get WA locked when we die
You and I
We’ll defend forever

You make me feel like I’m living an
Update dream
When you endorse me back
Let's not sleep
Let’s chase away
And don’t ever move back, don’t ever move back, no

Minor 2020-08-28

[TGW] Haku
[TGW] Sir Merlin
[TGW] Matthew
[TGW/SPSF] Nakari
[SPSF/TGW] SwiftyGamer
[SPSF] Melix
[RRA/FRA] Jamie

Defences: 43
Bharat
Bob
The Rocky Mountain Alliance
Warzone Raid Me
Suture
The Region Of Brodifoxxa
Ramsania
Flabby Pringles
Egbert Of Wessex
Tweeby Land
Dutch Spice Islands
Communism For All
The United Pog
0527 Northern Shoveler
The Alliance Of North American Nations
Rejected Socialist Kingdoms
Advicy
Chaos
Meridia
Islands Of Rock And Sand
Colony Pluto
The South Ponaria
Commend Aumeltopia
Clash Of Mashed Potatoes
The United Kingdoms Of Tertran
Gray Clay
Allied Nations Of Xion
The Union Of Free Democratic States
The Cozy Cottage
The Godlands
Terra Nova
Edwin Of Deira
The Isolation Chamber
Canaria
The International Socialist Union
The English Region Of Chieftains
Soviet Space
Smol Fur Empire
A New Dawn
West Michigan
Anoria
Arkansas
Birdeys

⏵Track 2

I’m stuck pressing m,
Stuck pressing e,
Stuck pressing n n, n n
I wanna go
Start moving in
I’m sick of the waiting, waiting
To defend
To defend with you, oooo~

This is the part
You gotta watch
See where they’re moving, moving
Think they’ll go here,
Think they’ll go there,
We’ve got a feeling, feeling
Where to defend
To defend with you, oooo~

Baby
Move into the region
I’ll play cheesy songs in VC
When the Lights go Out
Chase a raid with me
Chase a raid with me

Baby
This updates in a minute
We’ll be the heroes and win it
When the Lights go Out
Chase a raid with me
Chase a raid with me

Minor 2020-08-29

[FNDA] Oimatsu
[LILY] Frenchy
[LILY] Jinkies
[lily] sweeze
[RRA] Karp
[RRA] frattastan
[SPSF/TGW] Nakari
[SPSF/TGW] SwiftyGamer
[SPSF] Melix
[SPSF] Phoenixofthesun
[TGW] Benevolent Thomas
[TGW] Deadeye Jack
[TGW] Haku
[TGW] Matthew
[TGW] Pyrohy
[TGW] Sir Merlin
[UDSAF] 48lexR
[UDSAF] Glaciosia
+ TITO

Defences: 1
Christmas

⏵Track 3

(nothing but silence for several hours, I was asleep and forgot to stop it recording smh)

Major 2020-08-30

[TGW] Deadeye Jack
[TGW] Haku
[TGW] Matthew
[TGW] Tim
[SPSF/TGW] SwiftyGamer
[RRA/FOM] Neop
[LILY] Frenchy
[LILY] Jinkies
[lily] sweeze

Defences: 2
The Mysterious Raiders
The Weebs United Land Mass

⏵Track 4

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
CLAP

They’re staging in disguise
Think they’ll escape our eyes
But there’s nothing our spotters don’t see
Hide on a rocky road
We’ve figured out their code
We’ll make sure regions can be free
Let’s chase this raid

Boom clap
The sound of keyboards
The beat goes on and on and on and on and
Boom clap
So slow, aren’t they bored?
Please endo me, please endo me now

Minor 2020-08-30

[AFP] anti winx
[FNDA] Oimatsu
[LILY] Frenchy
[lily] sweeze
[RRA/FRA] Jamie
[SPSF/TGW] Nakari
[SPSF/TGW] SwiftyGamer
[SPSF] Melix
[SPSF] Phoenixofthesun
[TGW] Haku
[TGW] Pyrohy
+ TITO

Defences: 7
England
Yorkshire
New Hyperion
Coalition Of Domestically Aligned States
Giveran Empire Hq
The Federal Alliance
Empire Of Yugoslavia

by **Gibraltarica** » Sun Aug 30, 2020 2:01 pm

Good work! Been lots of fun to update with y'all the past few nights.

by **North Prarie** » Sun Aug 30, 2020 8:51 pm

Epic godgamer cute pop moment.

by **RiderSyl** » Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:50 pm

Nakarisaune wrote:me and Jamie filled VC with cute pop

this is a good way to increase libcord activity

by **Team Lennox** » Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:05 am

I always wanted to become a cool kid so I became a defender

by **Boda** » Tue Sep 01, 2020 2:28 pm

Team Lennox wrote:I always wanted to become a cool kid so I became a defender

Tbf you tried being a raider first haha

by **WayNeacTia** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 8:58 pm

Team Lennox wrote:I always wanted to become a cool kid so I became a defender

After the Hawks politely showed you the door.

by **Boda** » Thu Sep 03, 2020 9:40 pm

Wayneactia wrote:
Team Lennox wrote:I always wanted to become a cool kid so I became a defender

After the Hawks politely showed you the door.

Wow how dare you steal my joke, Wayneatica. Very uncool and I'll never forgive you for this >:(

by **Haku** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:52 am

Yup.

Today's report is dedicated to Sergeant Dyllonia who aided us in some of our wins tonight.

This past major update, The black hawks went on a 60 puppet tag run. That's a lot, right? And surely, with that many targets, they'd also get a decent amount of hits, right? Nope, The Grey Wardens and friends reduced The black hawks to 9 hits through a combination of 32 defences and forcing them to missed triggers.

However, as much as we'd like to take credit for 100% of the wins last night, it would be rude to not give credit where it's due. Sergeant Dyllonia, on various occasions during the update, decided that they'd rather jump around to random regions instead of jumping to the actual target. For at least 2-3 targets, Dyllonia volunteered to be point, but because of their random region jumping, resulted in a complete miss. On a few perfect triggers where almost every black hawk managed to make it in on time with the defenders not making it in on time, it still resulted in a miss due to Dyllonia moving late due to prioritizing random region jumping over raiding. On a few targets, Dyllonia didn't move at all.

Despite the odds being against them tonight, The black hawks raided the whole update and that's something to respect. This may be the first time in months I've seen them raid the whole update.

Participating Wardens

Chamberlain Haku
Warden Alfonz
Warden Rossiyaana
Warden Team Lennox

Libcord Friends

[JTF] Byrd
[JTF] Jinkies
[LILY] Frenchy
[LILY] sweeze
[RRA/FRA] Jamie
[SPSF] Melix
[SPSF] Phoenix of the Sun
[SPSF] Whole India

Regions Defended

Oppression
Plexible Convictions
Monkey Island
A Message For You
The Kraftian Regional Nation
The United Nations Of The Atlantic
Eochaid
The Territories Of The North
Northern Epirus
Arachna
Dubian Conference
Peoples Region
The Order Of The Black Circle
Nowhere
Pnw
Coral Ridge
0527 Common Pochard
0527 Gadwall
The Gleason Regional District
Kawaii Animals
Silverfalls
West Michigan
Kazandouria
Roavin
Devious Tyrant
0527 Eurasian Stone Curlew
The Union Of The Greater Commonwealth
Tampico Punch
Tejas
Earth Industries And Affiliates
Tectorin Order
Smol Fur Empire

by **Refuge Isle** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:21 pm

I don't speak for anyone but myself in this post, but I don't consider it a positive point for TGW to specifically single out members of an org to personally attack or shame them. That kind of stuff goes into OOC territory and in my opinion is thoroughly beyond the scope of what largely IC update reports should involve.

by **Tinhampton** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:43 pm

Agreed with Refuge.

Is capitalising The Black Hawks as "The black hawks" really the done thing now?

by **Badivermeraed** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:44 pm

Yeah honestly dyll is a nice person and idk if they deserve this flak. Makes me sad tbh. We all make mistakes, everybody has those days. No biggie, right?

by **Numero Capitan** » Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:48 pm

Dyll tried to be to clever to sneak some wins and lost, I’m sure they can own that or they wouldn’t have taken the risks

OOC attack, umm nope, pretty shameful to describe it in those terms. Let’s reserve that terminology for actual issues please.

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