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Broader Confederate States
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Posts: 274
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Anarchy

AN's most surprising moment.

Postby Broader Confederate States » Tue Aug 25, 2020 7:48 pm

Whether IC or OOC, the moment you most found yourself caught off guard at some event or fact. Bonus point for every second you were left dumbfounded and/or trying to connect the dots after the fact.

This should go without saying, but please only publicly available information (i.e. stuff they've said/done on NS and associated public forums). This includes RP, factbooks, dispatches, things of that nature. Don't dox anyone.

I'll start with an example:
Valentine Z is a dude?!
Last edited by Broader Confederate States on Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
President: Capt. Bailey A. Washington (U.S. & C.S. Navy, ret.) | Location: Southern U.S., plus Puerto Rico and Alaska | Government Type: Confederation | Year: 2065 | Technology: Oil Crisis MT+ | OOC
Doesn't use NS Population | Not actually called the BCS IC, but CSA was taken. | Rewrite canned. I'm dumping this account after releasing my own F7 fanfic. | Please vote in the 2065 CS Flag referendum to give ol' Dixie her last hurrah.
--proud to be anti-federalist--
america_irl

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Tsarus 2142
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Apr 06, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Tsarus 2142 » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:00 pm

>Nation has confederate in name
Hmmmm

>Political compass in factbook, as expected libright
It is typical for neoconfederates to be libertarian right, I know a few myself and they are quite rebellious against authority

>sees how progressive they are, then reads the rest of the factbook
!!! That is no neoconfederate!
Btw, whether you are neoconfed or not doesn't matter to me, so long as we can get along
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~Factbook Directory~
qna
This nation: fascist, expansionist, traditionalist, meritocracy, racialism.
Tier 8, Level 0, Type 5- - -6/10, 10, 10/7 Clone Troops/Militants respectively.
No stats.

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SatoSere
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby SatoSere » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:02 pm

OOC views: national socialist, traditionalist, meritocracy (similar to IC), pro homogeneity

what the f-
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)

У К Р А Ї Н А Н О М Е Р О Д И Н У С В І Т О В О М У Щ А С Т І | П Р О К Л Я Т А З О Б Р А Ж Е Н Н Я | С Л А В А Л Е Г І О Н У С Е Р Е Н И
Q&A here another acc: HXVZ-07031017

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Remulia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 472
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Tue Aug 25, 2020 8:18 pm

TVTropes of Satosere Ukraine
Crapsaccharine World
Knight Templar
Light Is Not Good
Shipping

Wait, WHAT?
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Coryanhafflaruda
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 187
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Wed Aug 26, 2020 1:25 am

When i first saw the flag, it gave me some aggressive nation vibes, but when i first read the factbooks, they are a bit peaceful. (apart from their conquering of the pony race)

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Kandorith
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1350
Founded: Aug 26, 2009
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Kandorith » Wed Aug 26, 2020 2:30 am

First thinking that it's a small isolated monarchy only to realize they are spread throughout the cosmos and have multiple megastructures.

But wait there's more, I suddenly realized they do not have a forum signature.
Great Empire of Kandorith | 大宮来国 | Dai Kanyori Teikoku

| Overview | Constitution | Anthem | Imperial Anthem | Armed Forces | Foreign Affairs | Emperor

Shinonome Kyoai Headlines:
BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake has hit the Shikada area, triggering a tsunami that has caused extensive damage ● The Kandorese Geological Survey said the quake had a magnitude of 8.2 with the epicentre about 215 kilometres from the coast ● The death toll is unclear, but police estimate the first figures to be near 10,000 casualties. ● A tsunami warning has been issued in the greater Cordilia area. ● The Imperial Kandorese Armed Forces are currently mobilized to provide emergency aid to the hit areas in the Niigata Prefecture and surrounding areas.

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SatoSere
Envoy
 
Posts: 203
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby SatoSere » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:00 am

Remulia wrote:TVTropes of Satosere Ukraine
Crapsaccharine World
Knight Templar
Light Is Not Good
Shipping

Wait, WHAT?

Yes, Amourshipping (Ash x Serena). Some random class-B scholars tend to create a "deeper philosophical meaning" on the ship, lol
/skip
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)

У К Р А Ї Н А Н О М Е Р О Д И Н У С В І Т О В О М У Щ А С Т І | П Р О К Л Я Т А З О Б Р А Ж Е Н Н Я | С Л А В А Л Е Г І О Н У С Е Р Е Н И
Q&A here another acc: HXVZ-07031017

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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3092
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:00 pm

They've got an impressive Blue Water power projection capability...well, most every MT nation and their grandmother in NS do...but prefer a non-belligerent policy of protectionism.
El Estado de Las Palmeras
If you think the Escaut Plan working is less believable than an island of catgirls, I'll turn French High Command into catgirls as punishment!
Overview
/World Overview/IC Flag/Armed Forces/Meet the local populace!/WE ARE A PEACEKEEPING FORCE

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Outer Acharet
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 410
Founded: Jul 29, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Outer Acharet » Wed Aug 26, 2020 3:05 pm

They weren't gobbled up by the Spanish and in fact managed to play nice with them
Not anymore, you don't.

Sep. 21, 2020
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Broader Confederate States
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Posts: 274
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Anarchy

Postby Broader Confederate States » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:07 pm

The moment I realized they're kinda-Canadian, and not Iranian as my first thought was from the flag.
President: Capt. Bailey A. Washington (U.S. & C.S. Navy, ret.) | Location: Southern U.S., plus Puerto Rico and Alaska | Government Type: Confederation | Year: 2065 | Technology: Oil Crisis MT+ | OOC
Doesn't use NS Population | Not actually called the BCS IC, but CSA was taken. | Rewrite canned. I'm dumping this account after releasing my own F7 fanfic. | Please vote in the 2065 CS Flag referendum to give ol' Dixie her last hurrah.
--proud to be anti-federalist--
america_irl

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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 3092
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:12 pm

They've put quite a fair bit of thought into number-crunching an economy of a beefed-up Southern States, along with the demographics of a later 21st Century United States...makes my page about WW2-era strategic bombing seem simple. Back on topic, the social re-arrangements behind later 21st Century race relations in the US has got to be interesting.
El Estado de Las Palmeras
If you think the Escaut Plan working is less believable than an island of catgirls, I'll turn French High Command into catgirls as punishment!
Overview
/World Overview/IC Flag/Armed Forces/Meet the local populace!/WE ARE A PEACEKEEPING FORCE

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Surrealist Patagonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:51 pm

Perhaps the entire factbook on the German occupation. I expected a full-length, detailed account on the social and political life of Germans after the war. But even better, we get a comic strip of neko catgirls admiring the view. :clap:
The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • There's only emptiness and senselessness under the red eagle. Deprived of monke and meaning, Le Patron is at a precipice. Any sooner, his mind is going to crack and Patagonia will scream.
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 46

Vox Populi: *Radio static*

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La xinga
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Posts: 3537
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby La xinga » Wed Aug 26, 2020 4:53 pm

That they're atheist
He created everything, and he was forever and will always be. He is perfect and his word is always true. He will never change his word, and YOU would not be reading this signature if it was not for him to allow your eyes to see!
Average religious person. Nothing collided with nothing, the Almighty did everything, and the world is 5781 years old. Deal with it.
No, please don't argue! I'm innocent!

Yes, we may too, may all of us be innocent.

Unless you're not...

WAMP WAMP!
#KAG2020

If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
Hi, The east pacific!
GLORIOUS AMERICANIUM IMPERIUM!
Creationist, pro-life, straight.
ALL LIVES MATTER!

Nation in TEP. Don't endorse me if I am over 400 endos. Still a long way to go!

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Surrealist Patagonia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Oct 07, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Surrealist Patagonia » Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:00 pm

La xinga wrote:That they're atheist


That they're conservative
The Surrealist Confederacy of Patagonia ~~~ Mad Max vehicles, orgies and parties, avant-garde art, futurism, syndicalism, the New Man, general strikes, the glorification of violence, spiritual nationalism, esoteric occultism, CIA spooks, Spartanian homosexuality, public sodomy, and more
    Triomphe du Surréalisme (1968)
  • There's only emptiness and senselessness under the red eagle. Deprived of monke and meaning, Le Patron is at a precipice. Any sooner, his mind is going to crack and Patagonia will scream.
  • For every good reply, Dirlewanger will spare a child. Starting now: 46

Vox Populi: *Radio static*

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The North America Union
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: Apr 05, 2020
Corporate Bordello

Postby The North America Union » Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:01 pm

Has a dispatch named "Gonna eat our toes"

And upon opening the dispatch you read this:
just do it
no, if you are bored, eat them!
They taste good!
Srsly


/skip this was meant for La xinga
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The Union of North America | United States of America | Canada
"Not another level of bureaucracy, but a union of cooperation" - U.S. President Robert Stanton
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NS Stats Not Used | Nation Somewhat Represents Views | Fully Quote Me: Do Not Change/Alter My Quotes | Rated a 'Full Democracy' by this index
CNN | O.A.S. supposedly considering intervention in post coup Suriname - U.S. embassy offciers being evacuated from Suriname | U.S. continues pressure against escalating Azerbaijan dictatorship 

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Godular
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 11066
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:13 pm

The Black Legion. Just... damn.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Remulia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 472
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:28 pm

The fact that Godular has enough power to defeat Uber FT nations.
The factbooks are being rewritten, if you have a sugestion, PM me, please. I will be grateful about your help.

NSstats aren't used by this nation...you are warned


A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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New Carthagea
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Posts: 318
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:39 pm

The fact that they were rather peace-loving.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
Signup For Attending Our Royal Wedding!
Time For The Conservatives!  The Conservatives have successfully formed a coalition government with 104 seats, after For Corsica, Sardinia Nation and in a twisting turn of events, St.Margaret's Apostles, have supported the party.
Phoenicia: All the parties supporting the Conservatives have claimed that the reason they support the Conservatives because they oppose CC's stance on giving independence to Tunisia.

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Tranzoria
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Posts: 965
Founded: Feb 22, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Tranzoria » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:41 pm

New Carthagea wrote:The fact that they were rather peace-loving.


A puppet, which is strange.
A Naive Nation in the Bay Area of California who has fought too many wars to count.
Recent News: Part of Foreign Ministry fired for spreading info on Covert Ops.

Pro: Choice, Democracy, Biden, Puerto Rican Statehood
Anti:Terrorism, Racism, Karenism, People who pour the Milk first
Anti-Nstats Reason: Scam run by Kenneth Branagh
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Drew Durrnil
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Posts: 242
Founded: Apr 30, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Drew Durrnil » Wed Aug 26, 2020 8:41 pm

The fact that they were California
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My Factbook

On 2020 August 10, construction of infrastructure has started on the floating city of Fœter.

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SatoSere
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Posts: 203
Founded: Jun 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby SatoSere » Thu Aug 27, 2020 6:16 am

They have floating cities in 2020?! Damn that's good.
The Immortal Pristine Revolutionary State of Ukraine
SUMMARY: An autocratic technocratic "utopia" with the best architecture and environment in the world, paid by the freedom of citizens.
What do we have to offer? A magnificent timeless architecture, weather-altering BS machines, a pristine environment, a strong military, and a death toll of 10 million from our concentration camps and bloody wars.
FOR EVERY BAD REPLY, A POLITICAL OPPONENT WILL BE SENT TO CHERNOBYL. 13 sent (don't get offended if you get chernobyl'd 'tis just a joke)

У К Р А Ї Н А Н О М Е Р О Д И Н У С В І Т О В О М У Щ А С Т І | П Р О К Л Я Т А З О Б Р А Ж Е Н Н Я | С Л А В А Л Е Г І О Н У С Е Р Е Н И
Q&A here another acc: HXVZ-07031017

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New Carthagea
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Posts: 318
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Thu Aug 27, 2020 7:32 am

That the Ukraine in their universe wanted to conquer France so bad.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
Signup For Attending Our Royal Wedding!
Time For The Conservatives!  The Conservatives have successfully formed a coalition government with 104 seats, after For Corsica, Sardinia Nation and in a twisting turn of events, St.Margaret's Apostles, have supported the party.
Phoenicia: All the parties supporting the Conservatives have claimed that the reason they support the Conservatives because they oppose CC's stance on giving independence to Tunisia.

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Western Fardelshufflestein
Diplomat
 
Posts: 824
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Aug 27, 2020 9:30 am

I did an image search on Christophe, and...yeah, I'm still swooning.
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Always Has Been.

--Tiny Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of New Zealand settled by HRE emigrants who thought they had landed in the West Indies--
--F7 Stuff Largely Not Canon-- --Ignore WMD and Into Space policies-- --RP year is 2020 in real time-- --Ignore Stats-- --Still not Kenneth Branagh--

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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 1710
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Thu Aug 27, 2020 9:42 am

Most surprising moment about AN:

Checks the Alastairs factbook at first time: ''Oh yeah, an another alcoholic leader who's alcoholism will either be a sidenote or be like the entire character and out of realism realm.''

Some time later: ''Wait, it actually portrays really well what toll alcoholism has on a person and those around them, even if they try to stop? It sounds interesting.''

After reading the small news cycle about King's condition: ''Woah, this is actually serious, well done.''
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Flag is for next card season. Credit to David Plisken

Currently torn between rewriting SC or making an alt-Canada with a barely-majority native/metis population

Filled out InfValues, seems pretty accurate

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New Carthagea
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Posts: 318
Founded: Jul 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby New Carthagea » Thu Aug 27, 2020 9:46 am

Learning that they were ruled by a supercomputer.
The Constitutional Monarchy of New Carthagea
Overview | ♛ King Christophe II | ♖ Peace Treaty | ■ Government
Signup For Attending Our Royal Wedding!
Time For The Conservatives!  The Conservatives have successfully formed a coalition government with 104 seats, after For Corsica, Sardinia Nation and in a twisting turn of events, St.Margaret's Apostles, have supported the party.
Phoenicia: All the parties supporting the Conservatives have claimed that the reason they support the Conservatives because they oppose CC's stance on giving independence to Tunisia.

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