Urban Flight
Validity: Autocracy and high weaponization.
Description
A number of clearly confused townsfolk in a remote region of @@NAME@@ managed to organize a militia dedicated to ending your rightful rule, and raided a nearby military base for weapons and heavy equipment. While your heroic peacekeeping forces swiftly put down the insurrection like a rabid @@ANIMAL@@, the incident has convinced many of your advisors of the need for a plan should you be forced to flee the country.
Option 1
"In my line of work, you can't afford to make mistakes," says a familiar-looking secret agent, carelessly shaking his martini glass and spilling the contents all over your desk. "My associates and I will arrange a new identity for you along with a place to lay low in Manamana should it become unsafe for you to remain in @@NAME@@. In the meantime, pump money into the secret police and keep a private jet fueled and ready for takeoff behind your mansion in case things go pear-shaped."
Effect: running for office has taken on a new meaning
Option 2
"Do you seriously think you'll be safer in some foreign watering hole?" rants Colonel @@RANDOMNAME@@, fumbling with an umbrella and nearly hitting your secretary with a poison dart. "I propose we fortify all government buildings to withstand a prolonged siege- I'm talking guard posts, tanks, SAM launchers, the works! If we start losing our grip on power, we can ride out the storm in safety while our troops deal with the problem."
Effect: postal offices are patrolled by @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
Option 3a
Validity: Has computers.
"Why put yourself in harm's way in the first place?" asks Minister of Whispers @@RANDOMNAME@@, talking to you through a hidden speaker. "Here's what I suggest: we replace you with an animatronic double, which you and your aides will remotely control from a secret location known only to a select few."
Effect: @@LEADER@@ frequently retires to recharge during long press conferences
Option 3b
Validity: Doesn't have computers.
"Why put yourself in harm's way in the first place?" asks an extremely charismatic lookalike who you can't help but give your full attention to. Your Minister of the Interior explains, "The best way to keep you safe is to replace you with trained doppelgängers such as this one, whom you will remotely direct from a secret location known only to a select few. Through me, of course."
Effect: @@LEADER@@ is frequently featured in energy drink advertisements
Option 4
"That's right: just run away!" screams a haggard individual, barging into your office and tripping on a loose shoelace. "The people have suffered... many injustices under your reign! Down with tyranny! Down with @@LEADER@@!"
Effect: @@LEADER@@ has taken the government in a bold new direction