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Europa Universalis
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Victoria
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Crusader Kings
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Hearts of Iron
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Stellaris
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21%
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Postby Serrus » Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:21 am

Bralia wrote:Stream was pretty solid despite it not quite being your average "feature stream". They just . . . played the game. And in doing so they showed off a surprising amount. Even with a lot of sister-banging on the side.

Any new heresies made?
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Postby Bralia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:04 am

Serrus wrote:
Bralia wrote:Stream was pretty solid despite it not quite being your average "feature stream". They just . . . played the game. And in doing so they showed off a surprising amount. Even with a lot of sister-banging on the side.

Any new heresies made?

Nah, it was just what I imagine was a standard King of Léon start. All effort was to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.
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Postby Abserdia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 10:08 am

Bralia wrote:
Serrus wrote:Any new heresies made?

Nah, it was just what I imagine was a standard King of Léon start. All effort was to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.

I love to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.
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Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Aug 05, 2020 12:33 pm

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Bralia wrote:Nah, it was just what I imagine was a standard King of Léon start. All effort was to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.

I love to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.


I prefer to consolidate the brothers and kill the realms.
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Postby Valrifell » Wed Aug 05, 2020 2:16 pm

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Abserdia wrote:I love to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.


I prefer to consolidate the brothers and kill the realms.


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Postby Heloin » Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:36 pm

Lunas Legion wrote:
Abserdia wrote:I love to kill the brothers and consolidate the realms.


I prefer to consolidate the brothers and kill the realms.

Just have a nice family outing burning Bilbao to the ground.

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Postby Bralia » Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:19 pm

CK3's loading screen. A Dev confirmed in the comments that it will change dynamically based on your latest save, showing your character, your spouse, and your heir.
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Postby Twicetagram and JYPe » Wed Aug 05, 2020 8:46 pm

I would be interested in CK3 but I have no money :(
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:10 pm

Watched the stream, looks good so far.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:03 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Watched the stream, looks good so far.

I love how they ended up fucking their sister 10 minutes into the video, then had her pop up every now and then through events trying to bang them, and then set them up for a night with a barmaid.

So your incestuous lover sister, sets you up to fuck another woman whilst she is there.

Peak CK when you cuck your incest sibling lover in a bar.
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Postby Purpelia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:24 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Watched the stream, looks good so far.

I love how they ended up fucking their sister 10 minutes into the video, then had her pop up every now and then through events trying to bang them, and then set them up for a night with a barmaid.

So your incestuous lover sister, sets you up to fuck another woman whilst she is there.

Peak CK when you cuck your incest sibling lover in a bar.

Speaking of the stream is there a recording somewhere? I couldn't catch it live.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:31 am

Purpelia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I love how they ended up fucking their sister 10 minutes into the video, then had her pop up every now and then through events trying to bang them, and then set them up for a night with a barmaid.

So your incestuous lover sister, sets you up to fuck another woman whilst she is there.

Peak CK when you cuck your incest sibling lover in a bar.

Speaking of the stream is there a recording somewhere? I couldn't catch it live.

Its only on twitch at the moment i think but i assume they will upload it on youtube soon enough


https://www.twitch.tv/videos/701108002
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:46 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Speaking of the stream is there a recording somewhere? I couldn't catch it live.

Its only on twitch at the moment i think but i assume they will upload it on youtube soon enough


https://www.twitch.tv/videos/701108002

Oh and the ruler designer wont get released at launch but as part of a free update down the road some point.
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Postby Plzen » Thu Aug 06, 2020 5:47 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Oh and the ruler designer wont get released at launch but as part of a free update down the road some point.

Honestly, if the devs continue their currently-implied policy of not reselling any CK2 concepts/mechanics as paid CK3 DLC, their new price point of $30 on major expansions seems like a good deal.
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Postby Bralia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:27 am

I liked how I justified playing CK2 again by thinking I wanted to play as a good ol' fashioned comfy Catholic one final time, only for the Pope to fuck me in the ass repeatedly.

OH NO, my opinion with the Pope dropped to -1, guess it's time for an EXCOMMUNICATION! Doesn't give a fuck about me being balls deep in the middle of massive Iberian conflict and can't afford to join your stupid Crusade which is already impossible for Catholicism to lose, EXCOMMUNICATION! Wanna repent? Hey, I noticed you got a lot of titles, how about you do this magical thing called GAVELKIND?

Basically, fuck the Pope, I'm not going to suck your Papal staff every two seconds because you cry like a baby that I'm not a perfect Christian knight like every other dumbass king in the world . . . except for the King of England, fuck him in particular, it's an actual gangbang up there.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:28 am

Bralia wrote:I liked how I justified playing CK2 again by thinking I wanted to play as a good ol' fashioned comfy Catholic one final time, only for the Pope to fuck me in the ass repeatedly.

OH NO, my opinion with the Pope dropped to -1, guess it's time for an EXCOMMUNICATION! Doesn't give a fuck about me being balls deep in the middle of massive Iberian conflict and can't afford to join your stupid Crusade which is already impossible for Catholicism to lose, EXCOMMUNICATION! Wanna repent? Hey, I noticed you got a lot of titles, how about you do this magical thing called GAVELKIND?

Basically, fuck the Pope, I'm not going to suck your Papal staff every two seconds because you cry like a baby that I'm not a perfect Christian knight like every other dumbass king in the world . . . except for the King of England, fuck him in particular, it's an actual gangbang up there.

Bralia this is why you kill the Pope.
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Postby Andsed » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:30 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:I liked how I justified playing CK2 again by thinking I wanted to play as a good ol' fashioned comfy Catholic one final time, only for the Pope to fuck me in the ass repeatedly.

OH NO, my opinion with the Pope dropped to -1, guess it's time for an EXCOMMUNICATION! Doesn't give a fuck about me being balls deep in the middle of massive Iberian conflict and can't afford to join your stupid Crusade which is already impossible for Catholicism to lose, EXCOMMUNICATION! Wanna repent? Hey, I noticed you got a lot of titles, how about you do this magical thing called GAVELKIND?

Basically, fuck the Pope, I'm not going to suck your Papal staff every two seconds because you cry like a baby that I'm not a perfect Christian knight like every other dumbass king in the world . . . except for the King of England, fuck him in particular, it's an actual gangbang up there.

Bralia this is why you kill seduce the Pope.

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Postby Grootfries Rijk » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:32 am

Bralia wrote:Stream was pretty solid despite it not quite being your average "feature stream". They just . . . played the game. And in doing so they showed off a surprising amount. Even with a lot of sister-banging on the side.

Yeah, the Stream was pretty good. Keep in mind I noticed at least one bug, and the I:R-esque theme with the soldiers isn't comfortable to m (IG I'll get over it soon anyway) but it was amusing, especially the commentary and the slice of life events.
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Postby Bralia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:34 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:I liked how I justified playing CK2 again by thinking I wanted to play as a good ol' fashioned comfy Catholic one final time, only for the Pope to fuck me in the ass repeatedly.

OH NO, my opinion with the Pope dropped to -1, guess it's time for an EXCOMMUNICATION! Doesn't give a fuck about me being balls deep in the middle of massive Iberian conflict and can't afford to join your stupid Crusade which is already impossible for Catholicism to lose, EXCOMMUNICATION! Wanna repent? Hey, I noticed you got a lot of titles, how about you do this magical thing called GAVELKIND?

Basically, fuck the Pope, I'm not going to suck your Papal staff every two seconds because you cry like a baby that I'm not a perfect Christian knight like every other dumbass king in the world . . . except for the King of England, fuck him in particular, it's an actual gangbang up there.

Bralia this is why you kill the Pope.

It would be easier to develop a time machine and kill the source of all this nonsense, Jesus Christ.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:35 am

Bralia wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Bralia this is why you kill the Pope.

It would be easier to develop a time machine and kill the source of all this nonsense, Jesus Christ.

Fuck who knew the Roman soldier that stabbed JC biggy with a spear was Bralia all along.
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Postby Bralia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:37 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Bralia wrote:It would be easier to develop a time machine and kill the source of all this nonsense, Jesus Christ.

Fuck who knew the Roman soldier that stabbed JC biggy with a spear was Bralia all along.

No, no, before all that. Get him while he's young. Smother him in the crib.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Aug 06, 2020 8:48 am

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Postby Purpelia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 11:27 am

Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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Postby Grenartia » Thu Aug 06, 2020 4:01 pm

Fuck the Pope-lice!



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Postby Bralia » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:53 am

Dude. The fucking Pope. I can't be crowned until he opens his plague-infested home. Catholicism is a mistake.
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