I changed the title due to Candlewhisper Archive's helpful comments.
This issue is finally submitted!
Update: this issue is IN THE GAME! I'm so happy!
Title: The Problem with Peyote
Validity: Adult and no Atheism policy.
Description: The Pangaoaoangan tribe, a native people of @@NAME@@, use peyote, an illegal yet admittedly mild drug that causes hallucinations, in their religious ceremonies.
Option 1: "Drugs are bad, mmkay," says @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Emkay, holding a sign that says the same thing. "We have to stop all consumption of drugs, especially this 'peyote'. I love the Pangaoaoangans, but the peyote thing is a problem. Drugs ruin lives. All drugs, even mild ones, can be extremely addictive. The Pangaoaoangan tribe should still practice their religion, mind you, but they have to take the drugs out of it."
Effect: banning religious practices is okay if only some of them are banned
Option 2: Chief Hoogahooga, leader of the Pangaoaoangan tribe, takes a long draft on @@HIS@@ peace pipe and intones, "Lo, don't you want to allow the people living in your country to practice their religion freely? We do no harm, and peyote is not addictive. Peyote brings sacred visions that guide my people, and it is impossible to practice my religion and heed the words of the spirits without this plant-based substance. Please, @@LEADER@@, be sane, and allow my people to practice our faith."
Effect: converts to the Pangaoaoangan religion are just in it for the drugs
Option 3: (Validity: Theocracy): @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Adjectivitz, an overzealous minister of @@FAITH@@, invokes, "See! This is why we're a theocracy! Other, terrible religions like this Pangaoaoangan religion practice horrible and degenerate habits like taking these addictive drugs! In fact, why aren't why cracking down on this nasty religion? If @@NAME@@ is a theocracy, it must live up to the name."
Effect: @@NAME@@ is destroying dissident religions because drugs are bad
Option 4: (Validity: Capitalism) "Wait! Peyote comes from cactuses, right?" screams failed spelling teacher @@RANDOMNAME@@, who now works for McSanto. "If McSanto genetically engineers mutant cactuses that don't produce drugs, peyote won't be a problem anymore. Please subsidize McSanto's genetic experiments on cactuses. I'll get a paycheck boost and peyote won't be a thing anymore. Your choice."
Effect: disappointed Pangaoaoangans are suing McSanto
Option 5: (Validity: Socialism) "Wait! Peyote comes from cactuses, right?" screams failed spelling teacher @@RANDOMNAME@@, who now works for state-owned company McSanto. "If McSanto genetically engineers mutant cactuses that don't produce drugs, peyote won't be a problem anymore. Please subsidize McSanto's genetic experiments on cactuses. My standing will improve and peyote won't be a thing anymore. Your choice."
Effect: disappointed Pangaoaoangans are suing McSanto