Edit: Draft 4. Cleaned up a few things.
Stinging in the Rain
Validity: Cannot have high environmental beauty or high eco-friendliness.
Description
Increasingly severe acid rain throughout @@NAME@@ has led to the nation's historic statues and monuments deteriorating faster than ever before. In response to this apparently pressing matter, some concerned citizens have started streaming into your office to pour their advice on your head.
Option 1
"Them doggone rain's washin' away my heritage!" rages rural farmer @@RANDOMNAME@@, waving a homemade version of the national flag in your face. "You need to restore every damaged monument and statue, and cover 'em all with a nice thick layer of protective wax or plastic. Our history's worth it!"
Effect: ancient monuments look better than newly-built housing
Option 2
"That's a flawed approach if I ever saw one," says substitute teacher @@RANDOMNAME@@, condescendingly chuckling at the flag's inaccuracies. "Any educated person could tell you that only way to solve this problem is by tackling its source. Crack down on pollution coming from factories and coal-burning power plants, and invest in alternate forms of energy generation. Otherwise, these statues and our environment are just going to keep circling the drain."
Effect: particularly nasty flatulence carries a hefty fine
Option 3
"Cry me a river!" snarls Treasury Minister @@RANDOMNAME@@, menacingly approaching the flag with a lighter. "Sacrificing cheap power and efficient production of goods over a few worthless statues is backwards and disproportionate, much like that travesty of a flag! Cut back on air pollution regulations, and we'll all be happier. Except the statues, but I ain't exactly dripping with concern, now am I?"
Effect: public parks are virtually indistinguishable from industrial parks