Greetings from the Holy Empire of Cockular, you might have heard of us as the world hub for dog fighting, illegal drug distribution, bootleg Islamic bibles, and hot bitches well we're out of the last one and we really need your help. The government ran cockular-con 2020 needs tons of hot women to help serve the pulled porked ribs and run the carnival games. We expect almost 500,000 people to be at this massive event, so we are requesting as many people as you can. These hot brods will be paided 185,000 each in our national currency, Hella Money, provided food, shelter, and a fun ass time.
Q and A:
Q- Why don't you just use the people you've already got
A- Where's the fun in that?
Q- How long will you need these people?
A- Anywhere from 4 days to 5 months
Q- Will our people be safe when returning?
A- Can't promise they will
We hope our request meets you well