Title: Domestic Issues
The Issue: Following your recent decision to free animals from @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ captivity, stray animal populations and deaths have skyrocketed in cities, while farms have lost all of their livestock.
Validity: Followup to #431.3
Option 1: "Well, you could always kill two @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ with one stone," suggests scruffy hermit lumberjack @@RANDOMNAME@@, throwing a stone through your window at some passing @@ANIMALPLURAL@@. "If you let us civilian folk hunt down and eat the rogue animals, free of regulation and licensing, I think all your problems would be dissolved rather quick-like."
[effect] bear traps are a common road hazard
(Would remove vegetarianism if active)
Option 2: "We need animals on the farm, you idiot!" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of the largest agricultural supply chain in @@NAME@@, after having scavenged the cafeteria for food. "Not to mention that in your attempt to be 'ethical', you've left all these animals to die on our streets. Make an exception so farms can humanely house these animals and provide meaning to their lives, but have mandatory house checks to make sure strays can't be kidnapped and abused by the common riff-raff."
[effect] most households are considered farms
Option 3: "You can't do that!" yells the head of the increasingly unpopular People for the Ethical Treatment of Everything. "Animals are finally free, as they should be. There's only one more thing to do: release the plants! Abolish farmland, and let nature be untampered and free, at last!"
[effect] potatoes have been liberated
(Would probably lead to issue #460)