THE OVAL OFFICE
President Gates was sat at his desk in the Oval Office, looking over the latest reports from his foundation about the findings of Event 201. His presidency had not been particularly successful. The coalition of moderate Democrats and Republicans he had built in Congress had been swept away by victorious primary challenges from the far-left and far-right. Core constituencies like Reddit had been increasingly negative about him ever since Vice President Musk was forced to resign for calling a caver ‘pedo guy’. The way things were going, it was unlikely he would win re-election in a year’s time.
Suddenly, as he read the report, an idea came to his mind. He could engineer a worldwide pandemic and respond to it effectively with his great intellect so that the American people would surely have to re-elect him when they saw how other countries would fail! But no, that would not guarantee success. Another idea came to his mind – a mind control vaccine. Yes, that would leave no room for error. He could also make a lot of money of it. ‘And finally have population control in the third world,’ he sneeringly thought.
He picked up his phone and called the one man who could help. “Hello, yes, President Gates. Look, Xi, I have a favor to ask of you…”
ILLUMINATI HEADQUARTERS
The leaders of the world sat around the table, wondering in silence why Golgerath (Bill Gates) and Oggeroth (Xi Jinping) had called a meeting. Hillary Clinton, who was chairing the meeting, checked her watch. “Alright, the minute of silence for our former leader Jeffrey Epstein is over… it was a shame that we had to kill him, but imagine if he had spilt the beans on us. There was no other choice,” she said.
“Now, I’m sure you’re all wondering why Oggeroth and I have called you to this meeting. I will now tell you. We have devised plans for a new infectious disease. We're calling it COVID-19,” Gates said. President Gates explained how a mind control vaccine could be designed so that the Illuminati could finally not just take over the world but the minds of everyone in the world. By the end of his explanation, everyone in the room was nodding with approval…
President Gates was sat at his desk in the Oval Office, looking over the latest reports from his foundation about the findings of Event 201. His presidency had not been particularly successful. The coalition of moderate Democrats and Republicans he had built in Congress had been swept away by victorious primary challenges from the far-left and far-right. Core constituencies like Reddit had been increasingly negative about him ever since Vice President Musk was forced to resign for calling a caver ‘pedo guy’. The way things were going, it was unlikely he would win re-election in a year’s time.
Suddenly, as he read the report, an idea came to his mind. He could engineer a worldwide pandemic and respond to it effectively with his great intellect so that the American people would surely have to re-elect him when they saw how other countries would fail! But no, that would not guarantee success. Another idea came to his mind – a mind control vaccine. Yes, that would leave no room for error. He could also make a lot of money of it. ‘And finally have population control in the third world,’ he sneeringly thought.
He picked up his phone and called the one man who could help. “Hello, yes, President Gates. Look, Xi, I have a favor to ask of you…”
ILLUMINATI HEADQUARTERS
The leaders of the world sat around the table, wondering in silence why Golgerath (Bill Gates) and Oggeroth (Xi Jinping) had called a meeting. Hillary Clinton, who was chairing the meeting, checked her watch. “Alright, the minute of silence for our former leader Jeffrey Epstein is over… it was a shame that we had to kill him, but imagine if he had spilt the beans on us. There was no other choice,” she said.
“Now, I’m sure you’re all wondering why Oggeroth and I have called you to this meeting. I will now tell you. We have devised plans for a new infectious disease. We're calling it COVID-19,” Gates said. President Gates explained how a mind control vaccine could be designed so that the Illuminati could finally not just take over the world but the minds of everyone in the world. By the end of his explanation, everyone in the room was nodding with approval…