Title: Tax Attack
Validity: Taxes above 0%, no autocracy, have welfare spending
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes, government figures and citizenry alike have come to you for action.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @ RANDOMNAME@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @CURRENCY@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @NATION@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @RANDOMNAME@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we had a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @DENONYM@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it, the people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @RANDOMNAME@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
Validity: Taxes above 0%, no autocracy, have welfare spending
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes, government figures and citizenry alike have come to you for action.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @ RANDOMNAME@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @CURRENCY@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @NATION@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @RANDOMNAME@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we had a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @DENONYM@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it, the people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @RANDOMNAME@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
Validity: Taxes above 0%, no autocracy, have welfare spending
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes. Government figures and citizenry alike have come to you for action.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @@ RANDOMNAME@@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @@CURRENCY@@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @@NATION@@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we have a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @@DENONYM@@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, my Jaccu-, I mean, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it! The people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @@RANDOMNAME@@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes. Government figures and citizenry alike have come to you for action.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @@ RANDOMNAME@@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @@CURRENCY@@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @@NATION@@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we have a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @@DENONYM@@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, my Jaccu-, I mean, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it! The people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @@RANDOMNAME@@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
Validity: Taxes above 0%, no autocracy, have welfare spending, no devolution
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @@ RANDOMNAME@@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @@CURRENCY@@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @@NATION@@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we have a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @@DENONYM@@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, my Jaccu-, I mean, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it! The people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @@RANDOMNAME@@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
[Option 4]: "The real problem is the corruption." says blue-collar lobbyist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Establish a committee to root out corruption in the ranks of the government, and something like this should never happen again."
[Effect]: government employees that eat pie made from foreign ingredients are aggressively interrogated
Description:
As the national tax deadline approaches, multiple whistleblowers from the government revenue agency have come forward with claims of exemption from tax payments given to political figures, politicians skimming off tax returns, and collected tax revenue being used for less-than-necessary purposes.
[Option 1]: "This is what I've been warning everyone about!" says @@ RANDOMNAME@@, a semi-popular conservative podcaster. "Come on, three billion @@CURRENCY@@ put towards a 'public servant retirement fund'? 500 million on changing the gradient on every stop sign in @@NATION@@? All revenue agencies, along with the idea of mandatory tax collection, should be abolished!"
[Effect]: politicians struggle to afford the latest car models and buy lobbyists coffee
[Option 2]: "Don't listen to that reactionary!" barks @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Commissioner of Revenue. "Sure, we have a few bad eggs, but taxes are essential for paying for the things every @@DENONYM@@ needs. Healthcare, public schools, my Jaccu-, I mean, retirement security; these services are essential to the nation's wellbeing and efficiency. We should actually raise taxes while we're talking about it! The people will thank us when they realize how important they are."
[Effect]: taxation is on the rise in the name of tax management
[Option 3]: "I believe you're all missing the big picture." infamous anarchist and author @@RANDOMNAME@@ says poshly. "The government collects taxes to pay for government expenses, programs, et cetera. All these problems would go away if the government simply dissolved and let people manage themselves. Sure, it might not be the best situation for yourself, but think about it as an opportunity to be free and do whatever your statist heart desires."
[Effect]: the government is dismantled every time someone complains on tax day
[Option 4]: "The real problem is the corruption." says blue-collar lobbyist @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Establish a committee to root out corruption in the ranks of the government, and something like this should never happen again."
[Effect]: government employees that eat pie made from foreign ingredients are aggressively interrogated