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Title: Suspicious Stew
The Issue: During your brother's dog's birthday party, you and your family were served alphabet soup as an appetizer. However, the letters in your soup were arranged in a very threatening manner.
Validity: All.
Option 1: "d e a t. Do I have to spell it out for you?" says your uncle, leaving out an obvious u, g, and h floating around. "The caterer is obviously a crockpot out to cause a revolution. Off with his head!"
[effect] missiles are shot at clouds for being anti-government
Option 2: "It's just a coincidence, I assure you!" cries the caterer, twirling his mustache while stuffing a small bottle behind his apron. "Of course, if it were deliberate — and it definitely wasn't, but if it were, it might serve you well to openly listen to your most fervent critics. Just some food for thought.
[effect] socioeconomic revolutions frequently begin around lunch
Option 3: "Why, the chances of this are extraordinary!" awes your Minister of Consommé, observing a suggestive cluster of noodles with a microscope. "This must be a message from Violet! I think she's telling you to... eat it. Obviously, alphabet soup needs to be adopted as our national cuisine and made our primary export. We must worship the divine broth!"
[effect] dogs are fed soup in hopes of being gifted enlightenment
Option 4: "No! I hate alphabet soup!" laments your brother, staring at his bowl trying to find a letter other than l, s, o, e, and r. "We should ban it, and use illegal batches to drown anyone who has anything to do with it in revenge! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!" His dog begins to drink his soup.
[effect] cereals and doughnuts have been banned for containing too many o's