[title] Bad Cops. Bad cops. What you gonna do?
[validity] high crime, high corruption, must have a military, must be capitalist
[desc] An organised crime syndicate in Greenville which commits high level identity fraud and printing fake government documents has been met with a heavy police presence. That is, the presence of police brigade who were bribed by the syndicate, and in other cases, were the syndicate's best customers
[option] "You need to do something!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, who escaped kidnapping. “It was horrible. "First they tied me up, then they gaged me, and when I tried to escape, they tortured me by pelting me with produce from Ausblic!". It was horrible! I got out of there before I found out what they wanted from me. Send in the national police, send in the military to take over policing in the jurisdiction, and in the meanwhile, clear out all the corrupt members of the force!"
[effect] the military imprisons accountants who make minor taxation errors
[effect] "That won't do!" Comments Michael Cannelloni, a legitimate business man, who got your attention by scratching a chalk board. “Obviously these police officers were accepting bribes and participating in identity fraud because they don't believe that they receive enough money to justify the work that they do. Simply increase their salaries and you won't see these kinds of problems again.”
[effect] accepting bribes is the best method of receiving a pay rise
[effect] the government will overlook the alleged crimes of anyone who pays their taxes
[option] Suddenly, a semi-trailer full of cash backs into your office. The driver, who appears to be the syndicates kingpin, Vinnie Sissillano, sticks his head out the window and says "you didn' see notin'. Capishe? You didn' notin'!" He dumps the load, as well as a horses head, on your office floor and drives off.
[effect] "I know nothing!" is @@LEADER@@’s new catch phrase