TET: Snail Riders, Charge!

[Andsed]

Ah the new thread smell. Really easy to snail down.

[Kannap]

I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

[Andsed]

I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Oh god! Kannap is a Karen! Our ranks have been infiltrated!

[Kannap]

I demand a refund because the last one didn't reach 500 pages.

Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

Farn might wanna see a doctor.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Farn just had a case of a premature thread creation today. Let it go.

Farn might wanna see a doctor.

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

[Farnhamia]

Farn might wanna see a doctor.

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

[Farnhamia]

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Better living through chemistry!

[Kannap]

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

[Heloin]

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Lose hair where you want it, gain hair where you don't.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

Better living through chemistry!

So call your doctor now. Because Oopsies happen and you must dare to live.

*cue the lady enjoying herself at a smooth jazz concert*

[Farnhamia]

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

In men, it may stop off on their backs.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

It’s quite the medicine if it induces both hair loss and hair growth.

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

[Dresderstan]

This is starting to sound like a medicine commercial.

Side-effects may include grumpiness, excessive use of Red Text, Blue Text, flatulence, loss of memory, hair loss, increased growth of hair, constipation, water retention, mood swings, tire swings, an urge to pull the covers up over one's head and hide. Do not operate heavy equipment while taking this medicine, unless you need to get the in-ground pool finished, it's been two years already!

Wait a minute, you never use blue text, at least not that I've seen, it used to be Monitor who used it.

[Heloin]

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

Does it have a swimming pool? Any good TARDIS needs a swimming pool.

[Kannap]

It's just hair teleportation, innit? It disappears from your head and appears on your feet.

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

Does it have a swimming pool? Any good TARDIS needs a swimming pool.

Yes, but it’s taken her two years to complete. I guess in another timeline, cement is nonexistent.

[Geneviev]

New thread!

I just got tested for the coronavirus, but the results will take a week.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

[Luziyca]

Hey, it might be. Farn does has a TARDIS.

I’ve seen it. It has a library.

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy books though do preserve very well.

[Heloin]

And a pool! But unfortunately the library is in the pool

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

Alice, I’m reading my book with no pictures, so go follow the white rabbit.

[Antibuda]

New TET, new me. Your opinions matter now.

[Luziyca]

Soggy book reading is a talent, I have to admit.

I am now confused as to who the fuck would buy books for their kids to read in the bath. Like, surely it's not enough for these things to be popular.