by American Autonomous Zones » Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:11 pm
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by American Autonomous Zones » Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:22 am
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by HIreland » Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:02 pm
The brewery of the cell: Government funds project to gene-splice human and yeast mitochondria | Bright stage lights and high blood alcohol count revealed to be responsible for bartender general's spontaneous combustion | Ship runs ashore after crew suffocates in methane cloud produced by HIreland's sewage swamps | Drunken-most's teleprompter hacked, reads speech denouncing own lack of personal hygiene
by American Autonomous Zones » Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:05 pm
HIreland wrote:A band of HIrelanders decide to visit the autonomous zone, and drink all their beer. In doing so they are extremely rowdy and get involved in a number of brawls several even drink the molotov cocktails, and are just fine, as the world consensus is that it is basically impossible to poison a HIrelander, considering how much alcohol they drink.
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:51 pm
by Skyhooked » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:09 pm
by HIreland » Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:32 pm
The brewery of the cell: Government funds project to gene-splice human and yeast mitochondria | Bright stage lights and high blood alcohol count revealed to be responsible for bartender general's spontaneous combustion | Ship runs ashore after crew suffocates in methane cloud produced by HIreland's sewage swamps | Drunken-most's teleprompter hacked, reads speech denouncing own lack of personal hygiene
by American Autonomous Zones » Fri Jun 19, 2020 3:59 pm
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Prussia-Poland declares it's support for the United States government and nukes the Autonomous Zone.
by American Autonomous Zones » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:02 pm
Skyhooked wrote:A drunk and high warband from Skyhooked would come to the Autonomous zone with lots of booze and weed, just to chill there a bit. This bunch is pretty rowdy, and in case of being attacked, it's heavily armed.
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:07 pm
by American Autonomous Zones » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:11 pm
Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:American Autonomous Zones wrote:Death to your country!
We will revolt against the United States and your country as well with bombs and also Molotov cocktails!
prussia-poland has no communists as all people are epic natcathbol monarchists and immediately launch 3847383076703673692718472 nukes destroying the commune and turning it into a radioactive wasteland devoid of all life
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:12 pm
American Autonomous Zones wrote:Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:prussia-poland has no communists as all people are epic natcathbol monarchists and immediately launch 3847383076703673692718472 nukes destroying the commune and turning it into a radioactive wasteland devoid of all life
OOC: That is godmodding!
by Polish Prussian Commonwealth » Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:17 pm
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by Euclid Island » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:03 pm
Good morning, AAZ. My name is Finley Wilkins, Chief of the Euclid Island National Guard.
We could not help but notice your attempted assassination of our... uh, non-existent leader, instead killing General Congress member Helmuth Sempers, leader of the Social Democratic Party.
We prefer to be isolationist and reticent. However, the demands from the public to do something about your... 'surprise letter' have become louder and louder.
By Decree of The Euclid National Guard- With Confirmation From The General Congress, Judicial Court, And The Court Of Public Opinion,
The Federal Republic Of Euclid Island Will Assist The American Government To Crush The Illegal Regime Of The American Autonomous Zones.
5,203 trained volunteers and troops have been dispatched to support the American Government. We are usually loathe to support authoritarian governments against insurgents, but we cannot set an example that Euclid Island will take political assassinations sitting down.
Have a good day.
by Mowte » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:24 pm
by American Autonomous Zones » Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:19 am
Mowte wrote:Protests in support of this uprising have erupted in the parts of Mowte that have no desalination plants nearby (Our water has mind-controlling chemicals in it, so only those who have little access to water are physically capable of protesting, even though all anti-government protesting is banned). Mowte has responded by bombing its only citizens and spreading very foul-smelling gases throughout the water-less parts of Mowte. We have also declared war on Berkeley and the Protestors and the American Autonomous Zones, in support of President Stevenson. We are preparing to use our chemical weapons (highly concentrated foul-smelling gas that is 10x stronger than smelling salts) on the most outspoken neighborhoods of Berkeley.
by Skyhooked » Sat Jun 20, 2020 7:05 am
American Autonomous Zones wrote:We're going to screw up your army in the name of socialism!
by American Autonomous Zones » Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:19 am
Skyhooked wrote:American Autonomous Zones wrote:We're going to screw up your army in the name of socialism!
"So, ya'll gonna attack us? And we considered offering you, the fellow anarchists, an honor to join our cause. Your zones have more than enough problems to sort, and we are a powerful organization, so attacking us is a bad mistake. Besides, your letter just exploded in my face. This is your last chance to back off, otherwise, feel our ire."-Shawn Bjornson
by Skyhooked » Sat Jun 20, 2020 11:44 am
American Autonomous Zones wrote:We don't care if we live or die we're going to revolt against the United States and the world and organize the Global Socialist State.
This is the era of New Socialism and the end of greedy capitalism that destroys half of the world anyway so we're doing the people a favor.
by American Autonomous Zones » Sat Jun 20, 2020 1:55 pm
Skyhooked wrote:American Autonomous Zones wrote:We don't care if we live or die we're going to revolt against the United States and the world and organize the Global Socialist State.
This is the era of New Socialism and the end of greedy capitalism that destroys half of the world anyway so we're doing the people a favor.
"We don't exactly love United States and we don't like excessive capitalism too, so why would ya' attack our warband, who clearly came for a bar crawl? Besides, unprovoked terrorist attack with explosive letter is a shitty way to gain friends. And ya'll need them, so chill out dudes! Do you really wanna be our enemy? Because it's the last thing you would ever need. We also can give ya' some guns, but don't get any ideas about communist dictatorship, we don't like them."-Shawn Bjornson
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