The American Autonomous Revolution (Open, PMT, FT, IC)

[American Autonomous Zones]

February 25, 2045

Berkeley, California the American Autonomous Zones just declared independence from the United States.

However, the response from the federal government was mixed from calling the protesters traitors to the United States to referring to them as socialist rebels.

President Robert Stevenson just signed an executive order to deploy troops in the area and keep the peace between the protesters and rioters.

The Azzians are getting ready for a night of protests and looting as the troops are marching down the streets in tanks and army vehicles met by cheering and yelling and as garbage and glass bottles are being thrown against the troops.




President Stevenson orders the troops to stand down and not fire on the crowd of protesters.

However, one soldier doesn't hear the command and opens fire killing 2 protesters wounding 12 others.

Then the crowd goes wild throwing Molotov cocktails and rocks at the soldiers seriously injuring dozens of them and the rioters load up their guns and start to shoot at the soldiers.

The soldiers returned fire killing a bunch of armed rioters and protesters without hesitation splattering blood on the streets as screaming and crying filled the air.

A bunch of rioters starts to burn the buildings and city property as other anarchists topple statues and monuments vandalizing them with spray paint.

[American Autonomous Zones]

"I was sadly informed that a few protesters were killed during a peaceful demonstration and 12 others were wounded causing a huge riot that led to more bloodshed. I, President Stevenson of the United States apologize for the accidental killing of innocent people, thank you"

President Stevenson, addressing the United States of America after the tragedy in Berkeley.

[American Autonomous Zones]

In the middle of the night, the police station was blown up by a group of radicals killing many police officers and wounding many more.

The U.S. Army was called to the scene to investigate the explosion and also shoot the suspects who carried out this terrorist attack.

[United Rapture Church]

Cactus River Valley massacre in 1996

We haven't seen such Carnage since Cactus River Valley!

Our compound was raided by the FBI and a lot of people were killed from drinking tainted water that the government poisoned!

[American Autonomous Zones]

The Azzians declared a cease-fire in Berkeley as the United States troops retreat back into the headquarters of what was left of the Berkeley City Hall.

However civil unrest is still looming throughout the night as more radicals arm themselves with more firearms and incendiary devices ready to attack the troops again.

[United Rapture Church]

"We shall ally ourselves to the Azzians because we know about their struggle against the tyranny of the United States and shall arm them!"

Dennis Hughes the Appointed Patriarch

[HIreland]

A band of HIrelanders decide to visit the autonomous zone, and drink all their beer. In doing so they are extremely rowdy and get involved in a number of brawls several even drink the molotov cocktails, and are just fine, as the world consensus is that it is basically impossible to poison a HIrelander, considering how much alcohol they drink.

[American Autonomous Zones]

A band of HIrelanders decide to visit the autonomous zone, and drink all their beer. In doing so they are extremely rowdy and get involved in a number of brawls several even drink the molotov cocktails, and are just fine, as the world consensus is that it is basically impossible to poison a HIrelander, considering how much alcohol they drink.

I presume that your nation received our invitation to bring down the capitalist state well too bad you're on the other side of our beliefs!

I'm afraid we have to eliminate your nation to further our independence from the United States and we're sorry you had to be caught in the crosshairs but that's how but hammer goes with the sickle!

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Prussia-Poland declares it's support for the United States government and nukes the Autonomous Zone.

[Skyhooked]

A drunk and high warband from Skyhooked would come to the Autonomous zone with lots of booze and weed, just to chill there a bit. This bunch is pretty rowdy, and in case of being attacked, it's heavily armed.

[HIreland]

The HIrelanders, with their bodies already mostly composed of fat and alcohol, were elevated from merely hoghy combustible to explosive with the addition bbn of the gasoline they'd drank from the molotov cocktails, so they acted as unwitting suicide bombers when shot.

[American Autonomous Zones]

Prussia-Poland declares it's support for the United States government and nukes the Autonomous Zone.

Death to your country!

We will revolt against the United States and your country as well with bombs and also Molotov cocktails!

[American Autonomous Zones]

A drunk and high warband from Skyhooked would come to the Autonomous zone with lots of booze and weed, just to chill there a bit. This bunch is pretty rowdy, and in case of being attacked, it's heavily armed.

We're going to screw up your army in the name of socialism!

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Prussia-Poland declares it's support for the United States government and nukes the Autonomous Zone.

Death to your country!

We will revolt against the United States and your country as well with bombs and also Molotov cocktails!

prussia-poland has no communists as all people are epic natcathbol monarchists and immediately launch 3847383076703673692718472 nukes destroying the commune and turning it into a radioactive wasteland devoid of all life

[American Autonomous Zones]

Death to your country!

We will revolt against the United States and your country as well with bombs and also Molotov cocktails!

prussia-poland has no communists as all people are epic natcathbol monarchists and immediately launch 3847383076703673692718472 nukes destroying the commune and turning it into a radioactive wasteland devoid of all life

OOC: That is godmodding!

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

prussia-poland has no communists as all people are epic natcathbol monarchists and immediately launch 3847383076703673692718472 nukes destroying the commune and turning it into a radioactive wasteland devoid of all life

OOC: That is godmodding!

Yes

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

On a serious note, alright. I'll make a proper post here later.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

Exodian Intelligence Ministry psyops via 4Chan and Reddit (fucking somehow) organize several parties of radicals (anyone to the right of Tito) that are both against the autonomous zones and against the centrist establishment within the American government [though centrists are welcome to the boogaloo, albeit few are combat-capable]; a multitude of Killdozers are erected across the nation as biker gangs form and the Asian community around Berkeley takes up arms once more.

A series of harassment campaigns start outside the Berkeley Autonomous Zone, with the occasional shot, fragmentation grenade, molotov cocktail, arrow, and uprooted and graffit-laden toilet being shot into or thrown into the Autonomous Zone and technicals and makeshift armored vehicles blocking entrances and exits to the area with deadly force.

[Euclid Island]

A note comes in the mail. The front reads:
THE EUCLID NATIONAL GUARD - THE PEOPLE'S VOICE
Addressed to the illegal regime of the AAZ

The letter inside reads the following:

Good morning, AAZ. My name is Finley Wilkins, Chief of the Euclid Island National Guard.

We could not help but notice your attempted assassination of our... uh, non-existent leader, instead killing General Congress member Helmuth Sempers, leader of the Social Democratic Party.

We prefer to be isolationist and reticent. However, the demands from the public to do something about your... 'surprise letter' have become louder and louder.

By Decree of The Euclid National Guard- With Confirmation From The General Congress, Judicial Court, And The Court Of Public Opinion,

The Federal Republic Of Euclid Island Will Assist The American Government To Crush The Illegal Regime Of The American Autonomous Zones.

5,203 trained volunteers and troops have been dispatched to support the American Government. We are usually loathe to support authoritarian governments against insurgents, but we cannot set an example that Euclid Island will take political assassinations sitting down.

Have a good day.

[Mowte]

Protests in support of this uprising have erupted in the parts of Mowte that have no desalination plants nearby (Our water has mind-controlling chemicals in it, so only those who have little access to water are physically capable of protesting, even though all anti-government protesting is banned). Mowte has responded by bombing its only citizens and spreading very foul-smelling gases throughout the water-less parts of Mowte. We have also declared war on Berkeley and the Protestors and the American Autinomous Zones, in support of President Stevenson. We are preparing to use our chemical weapons (highly concentrated foul-smelling gas that is 10x stronger than smelling salts) on the most outspoken neighborhoods of Berkeley.

[American Autonomous Zones]

Protests in support of this uprising have erupted in the parts of Mowte that have no desalination plants nearby (Our water has mind-controlling chemicals in it, so only those who have little access to water are physically capable of protesting, even though all anti-government protesting is banned). Mowte has responded by bombing its only citizens and spreading very foul-smelling gases throughout the water-less parts of Mowte. We have also declared war on Berkeley and the Protestors and the American Autonomous Zones, in support of President Stevenson. We are preparing to use our chemical weapons (highly concentrated foul-smelling gas that is 10x stronger than smelling salts) on the most outspoken neighborhoods of Berkeley.

The anti-government radicals retreated back into their makeshift bunkers away from the raid on their stronghold wearing gas masks and hazmat suits.

[Skyhooked]

We're going to screw up your army in the name of socialism!

"So, ya'll gonna attack us? And we considered offering you, the fellow anarchists, an honor to join our cause. Your zones have more than enough problems to sort, and we are a powerful organization, so attacking us is a bad mistake. Besides, your letter just exploded in my face. This is your last chance to back off, otherwise, feel our ire."-Shawn Bjornson

[American Autonomous Zones]

We're going to screw up your army in the name of socialism!

"So, ya'll gonna attack us? And we considered offering you, the fellow anarchists, an honor to join our cause. Your zones have more than enough problems to sort, and we are a powerful organization, so attacking us is a bad mistake. Besides, your letter just exploded in my face. This is your last chance to back off, otherwise, feel our ire."-Shawn Bjornson

We don't care if we live or die we're going to revolt against the United States and the world and organize the Global Socialist State.

This is the era of New Socialism and the end of greedy capitalism that destroys half of the world anyway so we're doing the people a favor.

[Skyhooked]

We don't care if we live or die we're going to revolt against the United States and the world and organize the Global Socialist State.

This is the era of New Socialism and the end of greedy capitalism that destroys half of the world anyway so we're doing the people a favor.

"We don't exactly love United States and we don't like excessive capitalism too, so why would ya' attack our warband, who clearly came for a bar crawl? Besides, unprovoked terrorist attack with explosive letter is a shitty way to gain friends. And ya'll need them, so chill out dudes! Do you really wanna be our enemy? Because it's the last thing you would ever need. We also can give ya' some guns, but don't get any ideas about communist dictatorship, we don't like them."-Shawn Bjornson

[American Autonomous Zones]

We don't care if we live or die we're going to revolt against the United States and the world and organize the Global Socialist State.

This is the era of New Socialism and the end of greedy capitalism that destroys half of the world anyway so we're doing the people a favor.

"We don't exactly love United States and we don't like excessive capitalism too, so why would ya' attack our warband, who clearly came for a bar crawl? Besides, unprovoked terrorist attack with explosive letter is a shitty way to gain friends. And ya'll need them, so chill out dudes! Do you really wanna be our enemy? Because it's the last thing you would ever need. We also can give ya' some guns, but don't get any ideas about communist dictatorship, we don't like them."-Shawn Bjornson

"Git outta here our phat asses don't need tha fight you no mo' you made yo' point straight-up clear!"

Taz Michaels