Second Draft.
The Security Council,
Flabbergasted at how the planetary-encapsulating nation of Valentine Z is governed by powerful mutant entities, known as “the Sixty Important Personnel” - all of which are comprehensively documented by the nation for the benefit of interested foreigners;
Relieved that, despite the fact that the Sixty Important Personnel are all easily capable of decimating normal human beings, those same personnel utilize their strengths in a much more benevolent manner for the governance of Valentine Z, as seen from the current World Census statistics in which the nation currently ranks:Interested in how, despite being actively tracked by the World Census for statistics, Valentine Z does the same in return, as seen from their creation “Trends, Correlations, Anti-Correlations, Oh My!”, an archive of graphs that deal with how possible statistics may affect other statistics when addressing international issues, along with being the active curator of a list of every single international issue documented so far - both repositories of information being completely open to public communities for their reference;
- Twenty-second in the world for inclusiveness, making Valentine Z’s citizens some of the most welcoming individuals to meet;
- Forty-eighth in compassion, which surely plays a part in the low death rate Valentine Z currently possesses due to both the government and regular citizens making sure everyone overcomes their misfortunes within the country;
- Sixtieth for possessing the nicest citizens, a remarkable statistic which promotes an overall pleasant atmosphere, therefore allowing Valentine Z to efficiently sustain itself without internal conflict amongst its workforce;
- Sixty-eighth in pacifism, with this particular statistic further justifying that the Valentian government (in particular, the Sixty Important Personnel that comprises it) chooses to not utilize its formidable power for nefarious or violent purposes - whether it be within or beyond the realm of Valentine Z;
Applauding Valentine Z’s promotion of international goodwill - outside of World Census statistics - as exemplified by their following achievements:Lauding Valentine Z's involvement within the international artwork community, which includes:
- Serving as Minister of Information - via their satellite state of Vostrov - in The Free Nations Region, a region that wishes to promote democracy and freedom wherever + whenever possible, and winning two Founder's Medals of Freedom for their contributions to the said region;
- Spearheading the international documentation of the Valentian language, called “Valkyrie Språk”, which is a microcosm of many different languages in order to unite the cultures that speak those languages into one entity;
- Joining with known sports-affiliated nation Atlantian Oceania in the 2020 World Assembly Secretary-General Elections, gaining an invaluable ally along the way - with potential allies of Atlantian Oceania also taking an interest to Valentine Z as a result;
- Regularly publishing articles of non-hate for full public reading, most notably “Have a great and wonderful day to you all!” and “The Wonderful World”, with these two particular articles, in re-affirming readers of their place in life, likely facilitating the reduction of mental stress for individuals all throughout the international community;
Grateful for Valentine Z’s multiple, extensive contributions, every single one being of an inspirational, motivational, or helpful and informative nature and generally spread a wholesome and morale-boosting message throughout the international community, promulgating ceaseless positivity to all nations in the name of peace and well-being;
- Creation of the first ever "Gold Retriever," a software application that enables nations to easily track cumulative art valuations and funds from multiple entities, an otherwise complicated and time consuming process;
- Involvement in The North Pacific Cards Guild, an unprecedented artwork organization that promotes unity among collectors, where Valentine Z served as Deputy Guildmaster and played a critical role in the recognition of impressive collections via “The Monthly Card Collection Competition”;
- Allowing the use of their own artwork in a record-setting, 12-day-long, collaborative auction featuring high profile art trading nations such as Destructive Government Economic System, Noahs Second Country, 9003, Recuecn, and more - this auction had such an impact that existing universal auction length restrictions were significantly overhauled to prevent infrastructural problems that arose;
Hereby commends Valentine Z.
Co-authored by Destructive Government Economic System