
"And now on KBS1, it's time to join Gio di Vaio for live cricket from Liventia, as Krytenia take on the Plough Islands."
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Gio: Good morning to everyone from a very sunny City Centre in Liventia. It's glorious weather for cricket today, and we hav an absolute feast for you as the national team take on the tournament favourites in the GCF World Trophy semi-final. Don't worry if this is the first time you've watched the sport, we've got a team of experts to guide you through every ball of the match - and if you want a crash course, press the interacive button now for our guide to the game and highlights of the competition so far. Joining me in the studio, we have our own pundits running their eyes over the game. From the Emberton Post, cricket correspondent and respected journalist Angus "Haggers" Haggerston...
Haggers: Good morning, Gio.
Gio...and former Plough Islands quickie and afficionado of the gentlemen's game, Andrew Kulayev.
Andrew: A pleasure to be here.
Gio: So, both of you have been keeping a close watch on the tournament so far, what do you think we can expect from this game?
Andrew: One thing we have noticed, I would say, is that the pitches have been absolutely exquisite, and each one presents a unique challenge for the teams. The Centre of Excellence Oval, where the game will be played today, is one of the best, and has produced some supreme batting performances. Expect some high scores and a difficult day for the spinners.
Haggers: The toss will be crucial. As Andrew says, it's a batter-friendly pitch out there, so whoever bats first will be at a distinct advantage as they can set a painful target for the opposition. The only thing I'd add, though, is if the cloud rolls in both sides have players able to put some decent swing on the ball, and that could flip the game on its head.
Andrew: These are two sides that take their cricket seriously, but you can tell they have a deep respect for each other. The teams arrived at the ground about half an hour or so ago, and Kevin Laing and Lynton Saxon immediately got together for a handshake and a few words - they looked like a pair of old friends meeting up for a game of golf. This is going to be a game played with intensity and competitive spirit, but with an atmosphere of "may the best team win". I think the next few hours, regardless of which team - if any - one supports, will be a fantasic advertisement for cricket not just in Krytenia and the Plough Islands, but worldwide.
Haggers: Obviously, we'd be happier here if it were the Stars coming through, but otherwise, Andrew's got it on the nose. Twenty-two men will fight for every inch, every run, every wicket over the next few hours, then go to the bar and have a pint and a laugh about it afterwards. It's exactly the spirit in which this game is meant to be played.
Gio: Sounds like you two will be joining them! Now, what about the danger men. Who do you think, as individuals, we should be looking out for?
Haggers: On the Krytenian side, Ed Fenn. He's been blurting the ball all over the place in this tournament, not bad for a young lad of barely twenty. If the Plough Island attack allow him to get his eye in, he could punish the bowling quite severely. For the Plough Islands, Audrey Leggett is a big-hitting threat; if you let her get comfortable, she can and will knock the bowling all over and out of the park.
Andrew: Gavin Udall has impressed me for Krytenia. He has a rare comfort and assurance with the bat, able to control the scoring rate and either shoring up an innings or going all out depending on the needs of the team. Not only that, but with the ball in his hand he has the ability to get good swing on the ball, excellent as a second wave bowler when the intent is to keep the opposition uncomfortable and stop them from piling on the runs. Back in my home country, though, Andrew Fairfield has been mopping up the plaudits, but I think someone who has been putting in the performances and not getting as much of the limelight has been Naomi Salisbury. She is deadly accurate with her bowling, and is exactly the sort of person you need when that partnership absolutely has to end right this second.
Haggers: Honestly, though, pretty much anyone on the field today could be the standout star of today's game. There's a real cameraderie and belief in the team together on both sides, so I don't think you'll see anyone going for individual glory. It'll be down to whoever makes the most of the opportunities that present themselves.
Andrew: Oh, I absolutely agree, Angus. That ethic is how we have been playing the game back home for many years, every tour being about pulling together and making the people back home proud of our exploits, win or lose. That could be the difference, I feel that cricket is still new to a lot of Krytenians, whereas it gets almost baked in to your average Plough Islander.
Gio: Interesting viewpoints as always, gentlemen. Now, with a couple of minutes to go until the toss, it's time to go pitchside with former Test captain Robert McQuillan. Bob, what can we expect today?
Bob: The weather report is for glorious sunshine, and that's going to last all day. Bad news for the swingers, but great for the batsmen. (puts key in turf) The pitch has a tiny bit of give, bit it's a firm track, bounce looks like it'll be true, I think this is going to be a good day for the adventurous. Watling and Leggett are going to have some fun today, I think! Now, there are a few small footmarks, so the spinners might find a little bit of luck and a dry day will probably kick up a little bit of dust, but definitely fill yer boots time for the batsmen. Looks like the umpire and captains are heading out for the toss then, so stay with me Gio...
...to be continued