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Carrelie
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Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Mon Jun 01, 2020 2:29 pm

"have killed their loved ones. In other news-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

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Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Nilrahrarfan
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Posts: 729
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:06 pm

Carrelie wrote:"have killed their loved ones. In other news-"
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Favorite forum: Moderation

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Supports: Fascism, National Anarchism, Storms, Atheism, Dictatorship, Alt-Right, The Supreme Authority, Kekistan, Metal/Classical Music, Moderation Forum, Taking Guns from Antifa
Opposes: Monarchy, Sunshine and Rainbows, SJW's, Religion (Unless Katrina's the one being worshipped), Jihadism, Environmentalism, Direct Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Autotuned Pop Music, Antifa
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:17 pm

"BREAKING TONIGHT: A crazed Danish prince is running around the streets of Western Fardelshufflestein, speaking only in Hamlet quotes. If you see this man, do not engage. Call the number on your screen and refrain from going into Shakespeare mode. Thank you."

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Universalius
Secretary
 
Posts: 39
Founded: Apr 24, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Universalius » Mon Jun 01, 2020 11:04 pm

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because R-
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Carrelie
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Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:45 am

"-opes are in season right now which is why we at Rope Enthusiasts present-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Dominioan
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Founded: Dec 10, 2019
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Postby Dominioan » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:15 am

"an interdimensional wormhole! It will destroy the city unless we-"
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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
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I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

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Carrelie
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Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:27 pm

"present the king with a plate of-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:29 pm

"-Delicious grilled chicken tendies from Chick-fil-A!"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:34 pm

"Fish worries about his rhubarb...."

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Dominioan
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Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:41 pm

“-blade of power! It can destroy an entire-“
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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
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I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Founded: Apr 21, 2020
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Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:44 pm

"-50-foot statue of Henry II of England. Why it is in Imperial measurements, we cannot-"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Carrelie
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Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:52 pm

"-let quarantine become the downfall of all the universe, lest we-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Antibuda
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Antibuda » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:54 pm

*literally any news ever*

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Winner of 2 medals in the 2020 Oatland Olympics!
ns stats have been deported
A 21.6 civilization, according to this index.
Antibuda wrote:Monkey 4114 decided to wear an Ice Age baby costume in February.

Liriena wrote:Make California three times bigger to intimidate its neighbours into submission.

On a potential Trump movie:
Kronica wrote:Annoying Orange: The Movie
Population isn't used.
I mean, how do you think we would cram 200 mil+ people
into an island the size of Puerto Rico?
didn't mean to get daily referendums
idk how we did
I feel like this half represents my views, but a lot of the time there's no option I like.
LeftValues: Centrist Marxist
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Ubekibekibekibekistanstan
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Posts: 106
Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ubekibekibekibekistanstan » Wed Jun 03, 2020 3:45 pm

*funky music starts playing*
"Hop hop hop, kangaroo!
Hop hop hop, kangaroo!
Hop hop hop, kangaroo!"
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Carrelie
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Posts: 449
Founded: Feb 21, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Carrelie » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:45 am

"-s have been accidentally set loose by a zoo employee. They have been rampaging the streets, killing all in their wake. It is advised that if you do see one you should-"
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✿ Carrelian Confederation ✿
NS Stats not canon

Member of WMCA
Waisnor • Malta Comino Gozo • Carrelie • Alezian Union • Achaean Republic • Uthossia
Caribou Island (Moorland) & Aenglide are also there.
Ignore literally every vaguely political post I made pre-2022 my views and understandings have changed significantly :)
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Abarri
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Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Abarri » Thu Jun 04, 2020 7:30 am

"Uh oh...we’re in trouble
Something’s come along
And it’s burst our bubble
Yeah yeah
Uh oh...we’re in trouble
Gotta get home
Quick march on the double!"

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Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Baddo Darklands
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jan 03, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Baddo Darklands » Thu Jun 04, 2020 10:01 am

Welcome to the 6 o'clock news! Later, a wheelie bin accused of stealing silage from farmer...
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it/he/they

This is an extremist country and does not represent my actual views. For those, go to Mologiland. For Terraria references, visit The Lunatic Cult.
yes that is the canon flag
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Jerzylvania
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Posts: 14764
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:54 am

"...Next on the 6 o'clock news, the nameless junior college bubble wrap dance is right around the corner this Saturday Nigh..."

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Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Mitary
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Jun 02, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Mitary » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:11 pm

"'My life is meaningless' says the President as he storms out of th..."

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THE DEMOCRATIC STATES OF MITARY
This Represents my Views(plus some random stuff like atheism and not being part of America)
Political Compass test scores: Economic Left/Right: -1 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.69
President: José Chávez Vigil
National Anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
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State of Turelisa
Diplomat
 
Posts: 582
Founded: May 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby State of Turelisa » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:12 pm

...is nigh, I tell ye, the end is nigh! Amen.' 'PASTOR SWAGGART RELIES ON YOUR DONATIONS....'

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Fatatatutti
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Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:42 pm

"So let Alphonse shine in,
Drink a pint of gin...."

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B o r o v a n
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 112
Founded: Jul 20, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby B o r o v a n » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:19 pm

"Hey you what you doing outside curfew!"
A scared man runs but the police cruiser swerves against the sidewalk blocking his path.
"On the ground now!"
The man bewildered runs away in the opposite direction but gets sh-

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STRONGLY ANTI ESTABLISHMENT AND ANTI MERITOCRACY
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Dominioan
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Posts: 1127
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Dominioan » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:46 pm

"-ocked to see that giant thing has appeared in the sky! Heres some footage!"
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"It looks to be famous cha-"
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Help i'm addicted to pain so I keep coming back to this site
Direct rule from Oklahoma City
Cool person

I've read 1984, so I can confirm this is in fact 1984

BOOMER SOONER
CHOP ON
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:52 pm

"-ser on Western Fardelshufflestein's national Qudditch team, Albrecht Brandt! Shouldn't you be at the Quiddtich World Cup, Al?
Anyway, tonight on the 6 o'clock news, we regret to inform you that another Parliament brawl resulted in-"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Ausinia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 842
Founded: Jul 20, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Ausinia » Thu Jun 04, 2020 3:25 pm

‘-the brawl was said to be over the controversial PHART bill, which the vote is set to be had next week.’

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[url]Discord, cus why not [To be fixed][/url]
-Astoria wrote:‘WE'RE NOT COMMUNISTS, DAMMIT!’

Then explain the hammer-and-sickle on your flag. Otherwise, X.
This nation does not completely agree with my views.
Cooperation, Command, Control
THE UNITED COMMONWEALTH of AUSINIA
The Ausinian National:Due to recent baby booms in Ausinia, a general board has being formed, the leaders in new ways of fair population control. Suggested methods already include standardised testing in schools, for the most fit and intelligent to stand out.
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