[description] Police have arrested Thomas Peter, a man who has dug up the body of his mother in a remote rural cemetery. He opened his mother's grave, claiming she had “turned into a vampire", and impaled her "to prevent her from rising up and terrorizing the living". He is imploring you for a pardon.
[validity] Nations with high primitiveness, religiousness or stupidity
[option 1] "I ain't doing wrong, as I did the right thing." explains Thomas Peter while clutching on a Violetist cross. "She was turning into a vampire. I impaled her corpse so that her soul can finally go up to Our Lord in Heaven. I implore you to give me a righteous pardon, and to ensure that no one will be arrested for this pious act again.”
[effect] villagefolk regularly dig up graves to impale "vampires"
[option 2] "This is proof of the poor education and superstitious beliefs commonplace here in @@NAME@@!" declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, a skeptical schoolteacher. "Helping perpetuate archaic and obsolete superstitions will do us no good. Arrest the man for digging up graves, and while you're at it, give more funding to public education."
[effect] clarifying to people that vampires and werewolves are not real is part of the curriculum
[option 3] "Let us not overreact here, shall we?" says the cemetery owner @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The only issue here is that the graveyard is not properly guarded. Give us subsidies and we can place new security measures like guards, electric fences, and alarm systems, and this will never happen again."
[effect] barbed wire and CCTV cameras are deployed against "vampire-slayers"
[option 4] “Woah, all this vampire stuff is so cool!"" exclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, a teenage girl cosplaying as a vampire. "I say we gotta promote this stuff, like in movies and video games. Why don’t we recognize vampirism as part of the national heritage, fund vampire masquerades, and promote Gothic fashion. Hehehehehe..."
[effect] the government promotes the publication of vampire Gothic erotica
OOC Note: This issue was inspired by the RL case of Petre Toma, whose body was dug up in Romania in 2004 because his family thought he was turning into a vampire. His family who dug up his grave was later arrested and imprisoned by the Romanian police for "disturbing the peace of the dead". - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/ ... heobserver