Northumbria invades Sweden (again) (OPEN)

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Stockholm, Sweden

A year on from the Northumbrian invasion, things in Sweden had miraculously returned to normal. Benny and the rest of the Egoist Army had apologised for their actions and were sentenced to a week of community service for burning Stockholm to the ground and murdering everyone in it. And at the next election, Benny had become prime minister. It had turned out that Greta Thunberg had in fact survived, and she was now leading the opposition Green Party.

And, best of all for him, his girlfriend Alexandra had finally given him his reward. As this site is PG-13, however, we are unable to depict exactly what that reward was.

Suddenly, a soldier burst into the prime minister's office where Benny was receiving his reward. Benny and his girlfriend quickly adjusted themselves. "Sir! It's the Northumbrians! They're... they're back!" said the Swedish soldier. Benny and his girlfriend turned and stared gaping at this news.

Bamburgh, Northumbria

"President Ashleigh, our forces have successfully landed on the sandy beaches of Scania. They have already occupied the cities of Varberg, Falkenberg, Halmstad, and Laholm," said one of President Alvin Ashleigh's top advisors. "We are preparing offensives to capture Malmo and Karlskrona, the latter of which is the location of the entire Swedish navy."

"Excellent," said Ashleigh.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Gothenburg, Sweden

The Northumbrian Air Force began bombing the city, with orders to bomb major cultural sites to terrorise the local population. Alvsborg Fortress is one of the first targets to be hit, and is destroyed entirely. So are the cathedral, city hall, and Bourse.

Stockholm, Sweden

Prime Minister Benny is informed of this by his staff. He prepares to make a speech to the Swedish people.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

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[Islamic Republic of EAST]

Shura Hall
Yinchun City

Emir Ma Zhong 马仲 in the Shura Hall of Yinchun City 银川市 · یٍچُوًا شِ‎. Muslim colleague Ma Lingwu 马灵武 came up with newspaper detailing the attack on the Swedish brothers。 Emir received a lot of shock on attack on brother、 the Swedish Muslim。

「Allah! Muslims must be allowed in Sweden、 Northumbria dogs kill Muslim brothers。」

「 Insala、 we are going liberate。」

「Allah Akbar。」

Soldiers of 「Kalid Ibn Whalid Brigade」 Army fled to plane、 With 95 rifles, they armed 1,000 paratroopers、 prayed to Allah、and prepared to attack Northumberland。

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[Nazi Jinland Empire]

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Heavenly City

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[Oneid]

FOR:Government of Northumbria
FROM:Oneid Ministry of Foreign Affairs

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The Oneid government is aware of your problems. To this end, in order to protect our interests, the Oneid army is sending you 20,000 Imperial D mercenaries and weapons worth $ 7 billion.

Signed,
Gethin Ford,
Oneid Foreign Minister

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Bamburgh, Northumbria

Ashleigh was astonished. How had the Mikers pulled this off without his knowledge? "How have they done this without our knowledge?" he asked his staff. They were just as astonished as he was. "First of all," he began, "it is not particularly funny to imply that Benny is a Muslim because he is Swedish. It is a lot like anti-Northumbrian memes." His staff clapped. "Second of all, at no point did I go into the Archangel Michael's Harem and say 'yes, I would like two of your funniest responses please'."

That one just confused them. For, despite being Northumbrians, not even they were initiated in the ways of the secret organisation that was (and is) the Archangel Michael's Harem. To some, they would be a Bohemian Grove of the 21st century. The Third Chechen War, the end of the Yangite era with Douglas' election, the neoreactionary uprising in Yunnan, the Islamist victory of la Beurette over le Dragon's National Collectivist Agrarian Socialism — all were rumoured to have been the work of the "Mikers", as they were called. The Texan Empire and the Gamers in Iran had, however, denied that they had anything to do with the Mikers.

"Oh, that reminds me," said Ashleigh. "Bash needs to update his fanfic."

They were still confused. He sighed. "Anyway, our military — I have no idea how any of that works so do not ask me to explain — spotted what we believe to be Nazi Jinlandish aircraft. No doubt they have come to assist us in the invasion of Sweden but have been unable to contact us. We are planning on sending out a fully-armed division to greet them when and where they land," he said. "We have also received an offer of support from Oneid, who are willing to send us 20,000 mercenaries and $7 billion worth of armaments."

His staff nodded, understanding that at least.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

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[Nacrad]

Federal Republic of Nacrad
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Official Statement of Condemnation of the Northumbrian Invasion Against Sweden
2 June 2020

It was brought to our attention that Northumbria has launched an unprovoked invasion into Sweden again after a year of fragile peace. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Federal Republic of Nacrad voices grave condemnation of this behaviour. The Federal Republic of Nacrad stalwartly support the self-defence of the Nation of Sweden and the preservation of their way of life.

Has anyone wondered, why were the Northumbrians planning an invasion of Sweden? After all, the people of Sweden are mostly peaceful, and they are also exceedingly polite. Why, then, must a nation rudely disrupt this nation of peace, culture and development? It seems extremely confusing to us as to the motive of this operation. With the usual casus belli ruled out, it seems obvious that the only motive for this invasion would be very regrettably the seizure of resources.

That said, however, the Federal Republic of Nacrad shall support Sweden in more ways than blank words, as Nacrad will immediately begin assistance of Swedish forces in both equipment and tactics. May justice prevail.

OOC: Can I rp as Sweden?

[United Holdings Incorporated]

OOC: Is there a OOC Thread? The seems to be no formal application process. I delete this if there is, but oh well.

CONDEMNATION OF ILLEGAL INVASION OF SWEDEN
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WHEREAS, The people of Sweden are a peace
loving people,

WHEREAS, Northrumbia has no legitimate casus
belli, therefore making this a illegal war of
conquest,

WHEREAS, Northrumbia has invaded Sweden Twice,
causing unnecessary suffering,

WHEREAS, Northrumbia has proven itself to be a
warmongering state, and therefore should be
disarmed,

WHEREAS, Sweden has not antagonizied
Northrumbia in any way,

THEREFORE, We demand that Northrumbia
pull out it's forces from Sweden within 24
hours, or else face war.
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PASSED BY UHIL, WASHINGTON DC, MOSCOW
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ORBAT:
1st Airborne Div, Bumerang, Sprut SD, Wiesel 2, M551A5 (up armored sheridan) VDV and Paratroopers, An-225, C-130, AC-130, LAV-R, w/ logistics. Based out of Moscow AirField.

6th Armor Div, K-25 IFV, M2A3 w/ BUSK Addon Armor, Motorized inf, T-90, T-14, M1A2E, Panstir SPAAG, M88, w/ logistics.

3rd Air Attack Rgt. SU-25, A-10, AC-130, F-22, SU-35.

[Serge Bal]

The Republic of Serge Bal openly condemns the invation of Sweden by the forces of Northumbria and by this we shall send military support over to Stockholm.
Those are the forces that will participate:
The 2nd, 3rd, 11th, 12th, 13th, and 15th Infantry Divisions
The 4th, 5th, and 6th Motorised Divisions
The 1st and 2nd Aircraft Divisions
The 1st and 2nd Battleship Divisions
The 1st Submarine Division

Glory to Ohkran!

[Ideal Britain]

OOC:
It was non-canon last time. Is this in the same alternative canon?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC:
It was non-canon last time. Is this in the same alternative canon?

OOC: it's a different canon to yours

[Sannyamathland]

It's good to see one country attacking another without any reason.It is just too similar to ours policy of working.Its good and we support this noble initiative and we promise Northumbria,a steady supply of troops and money.In return we want some parts of Sweden after they had conquered it fully.We are dispatching 3 Mac-300 helicopters and 500 soldiers with machine and plasma guns.

Sir Michael Clooney,Minister of Foreign Affairs,Sannyamathland

[Ideal Britain]

OOC:
It was non-canon last time. Is this in the same alternative canon?

OOC: it's a different canon to yours

OOC:
Do you have run for another war?
One in my canon?

The Daughters of the Northumbrian War have built a statue of Colonel-Sir George Windsor right right on the border between Scotland and Northumbria.

[Oneid]

"The Oneid government is officially declaring our support for Northumbri. Your policy of wars of conquest is similar to ours. Along with mercenaries and weapons, we will send you another 450 tanks, 114 planes and 5 small warships. All we want in return is 100,000 Swedes with blonde hair and eyes. We want the sexes to be distributed 50:50. They will all be settled in our newly conquered territories"

Willie Salazar,Chief Minister of War

[Nationalist Northumbria]

"The Oneid government is officially declaring our support for Northumbri. Your policy of wars of conquest is similar to ours. Along with mercenaries and weapons, we will send you another 450 tanks, 114 planes and 5 small warships. All we want in return is 100,000 Swedes with blonde hair and eyes. We want the sexes to be distributed 50:50. They will all be settled in our newly conquered territories"

Willie Salazar,Chief Minister of War

President Ashleigh accuses Minister Salazar of being a racist upon hearing that he specifically wants Swedes "with blonde hair and eyes". He also says that there is no such thing as "blonde [...] eyes".

[Oneid]

"The Oneid government is officially declaring our support for Northumbri. Your policy of wars of conquest is similar to ours. Along with mercenaries and weapons, we will send you another 450 tanks, 114 planes and 5 small warships. All we want in return is 100,000 Swedes with blonde hair and eyes. We want the sexes to be distributed 50:50. They will all be settled in our newly conquered territories"

Willie Salazar,Chief Minister of War

President Ashleigh accuses Minister Salazar of being a racist upon hearing that he specifically wants Swedes "with blonde hair and eyes". He also says that there is no such thing as "blonde [...] eyes".

" Unfortunately I am not a racist, we are just looking for certain Swedes.And it's not that serious, we just want 100,000 Swedes in exchange for military aid"