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Nationstatorship
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Posts: 22
Founded: Mar 27, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatorship » Fri May 08, 2020 10:29 am

Balaslandia wrote:2,000 post!
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In recent news: after various posts have been placed for navigation, the 2,001th has been put down.
*changes the channel*
The 203 Sectors of Nationstatorship: Peace is a nice thing. But Democracy? Liberty? Bah!
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Aurevbush
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Posts: 419
Founded: Apr 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Fri May 08, 2020 11:22 am

"Hi Bobby Jose here with the world's greatest insult, ASS CAKE.."

*changes channel*
Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
Own Stats, Own Schedule

ACBC: BREAKING: President Len Zorra addresses the nation on the Kali Crisis.
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Jerzylvania
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14764
Founded: Aug 10, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jerzylvania » Fri May 08, 2020 12:22 pm

"and the virus death toll has reached... "

*Changes Channel*
Donald Trump has no clue as to what "insuring the domestic tranquility" means

The Baltimore Orioles are shocking the baseball world!

Jerzylvania is the NFL Picks League Champion in 2018 and in 2020 as puppet Traffic Signal and AGAIN in 2023 as puppet Joe Munchkin !!!
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Starrden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Feb 22, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Starrden » Fri May 08, 2020 12:25 pm

The end is near! In 12 da-

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Fedaral Republic mo Slons i Ragan - Long Live the Federal Republic of Starrden
NS Stats are neither alive or dead, yet instead in a state of eternal limbo, constantly enduring a existence of torture and horrific pain, but deliberately prevented from experiencing the sweet release of death and whatever comes after.
All views expressed by my nation are not my own
She/Her
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri May 08, 2020 12:32 pm

"Due to the coronavirus pa--"

*changes channel*
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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BlazingAngel
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Dec 03, 2012
Libertarian Police State

Postby BlazingAngel » Fri May 08, 2020 12:43 pm

"Avengers assem-"

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Certified Firefighter. Took an EMT class and failed the written test twice. This was (probably) caused after killing too many dummies with an AED. Now a slave to Amazon as a warehouse worker

Rub some aloe vera on your neck and perform chest compressions on yourself for about 30 times per minutes. Then wrap the fuck out of your right arm with a saran wrap. Lastly, rub your nipples for shock management. Paramedics approved

DON'T SLEEP NEAR THE FIRELINES
Never lose your hose unattended when conducting clean-up. You'll never get it back
When a tree fall in the forest, does it make a sound? Of course it has, after being brutally sawed in half by chainsaws
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Admincohns Namerryaz
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Posts: 18
Founded: May 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Admincohns Namerryaz » Sat May 09, 2020 2:37 am

"This Bi-"

"Bzzt"
Админкойн Намерряж Демократикя Пёпольж Ребудйк
No More Coups (for now).
Coup Code of Honor
Ignore NS Stats.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Sat May 09, 2020 11:29 am

"If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesotheli--"

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"Home is impor--"

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"Ah, Perry the Platypus...."

*Changes the channel four hours later*
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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State of Turelisa
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Posts: 582
Founded: May 30, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby State of Turelisa » Sat May 09, 2020 2:41 pm

'What's crackin'?' 'I already told ya. I'm sleepin' wit' your man (roar of crowd) BEEEEEEEEEP....'JERRY, JERRY...' BEEEEEEEP....

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Communida
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 09, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Communida » Sat May 09, 2020 2:45 pm

10 animals are euthanized ever-
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Studies show that 70% of homeow-
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This slow cooker changed my li-
*turns off TV*
Communida is an alternate future Newfoundland that fought for independence in search of a better economic system and came to communism.
communida is not a play on community

Communida Times: Recent statistics have shown that politicians are getting more and more indecisive. A record low of bills have passed over the last year, and protests are popping up outside government buildings.
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Bushkrub
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Posts: 13
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Bushkrub » Sat May 09, 2020 2:52 pm

What if the Aztecs never built Tenochiltlan? What if it was just the work of extraterre...

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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6783
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Diarcesia » Sat May 09, 2020 2:59 pm

"Español’s eastern seaboard, to the east of the Cretan mountains, is home to the only two human settlements known to science:"

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Korean Proletarians
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Posts: 108
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Korean Proletarians » Sun May 10, 2020 4:14 am

“Word has just come in that an alien craft landed earlier today in a small village outside the capital of Suriname. Locals were reportedly asked for their leader in perfect Dutch, although it is not clear at this point that any such meeting has occurred.”

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the Channel

Postby 95X » Thu May 14, 2020 10:05 pm

"And now, more of Sports Greatest Games!"

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Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Strahcoin
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Jun 01, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Strahcoin » Thu May 14, 2020 11:37 pm

"The COVID-19-"
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"COVID-"
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"Epidemic-"
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"Virus-"
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"Coron-"
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"Stay home and wash-"
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"Hey-"
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"You-"
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"Stop changing-"
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"The chann-"
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Not all NS stats/policies may be used. NOTICE: Factbooks and Dispatches are mostly outdated. See here for more info.
Accidental policies: Marriage Equality. I blame nsindex.net for not mentioning that part in no. 438 even though common sense dictates that I should have figured it out myself
A 15.428571428571... civilization, according to this index.
On this index, my army is a 6-6-8.
OOC: I am a conservative and a free-market capitalist. Trump is great, even though he is a moderate. There are only two genders. I like natural rights, but strong authority and cultural moralism are needed to protect them. Nation mostly represents my views.
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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 5048
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri May 15, 2020 7:04 pm

"Hola! I'm Dora!"
*Changes channel*
"Meeska! Mooska! Mickey...MOUSE!"
Well, this guy certainly is humble and creative.
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"It's tiiiiime to murder all the--"
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"Innocent bystanders at last evening's--"
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"International tickling contest!"
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The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Mostly Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh. | A L A S T A I R C E P T I O N
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 27 November 2022 bUt wHy iS tHE rUm gOnE!?
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Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1448
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Scientificum » Fri May 15, 2020 7:06 pm

"All signs seem to point to one thing: Ancient Aliens came down to Ancient Egypt, and helped them build the Pyramids of Giza. I mean, just look at these measurements!
...Or they could've used circles to calculate them.
..."
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-The Corporate State of Scientificum (for now, anyway)-
The lore is in a constant state of being both in progress and not being in progress.
Regular Flag
The (current version of the) GD Corp Canon, the dumpster Scientificum resides in
Overview - GD Corp
DA NEWS: Scientificum is now classified as capitalist and democratic. 'Tis be a sign of the end times.
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Admincohns Namerryaz
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Posts: 18
Founded: May 06, 2020
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Admincohns Namerryaz » Fri May 15, 2020 7:08 pm

"Breaking News"

*bzzt*
Админкойн Намерряж Демократикя Пёпольж Ребудйк
No More Coups (for now).
Coup Code of Honor
Ignore NS Stats.
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Abarri
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 497
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Abarri » Fri May 15, 2020 11:20 pm

"I am tired."

*changes channel*
Click to see factbook entries. Please ignore the income tax rate provided by NS. Timeline is frozen at 2021.
Prefers The South Pacific. Spanish is not my native language. I often take things for granted. Green is my favorite color. Collects music CDs. A male who's an almost-libertarian. Nominal non-practicing Protestant. Eh, to heck with it, I'm unaffiliated. Poetaster.
How I found NS. Try not guessing where I reside.
We need to accept that there are things beyond our control.
Also, if having a letter in a flag is a sin, I'm your vexillographical sinner.
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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13005
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Fri May 15, 2020 11:24 pm

And for the 2020th channel, we have the special "Panic in the Streets Tonight", played by the Z-Sec-

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Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ ＼(^_^)／ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Let Fate sort it out.
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Demirestad
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Demirestad » Sat May 16, 2020 8:53 am

A quite well dressed announcer appears on the screen behind a table...

"Good afternoon and welcome to the 4th Wall, you already know what we do so lets get right to the point..."

"Time for something completely different."

The announcer then puts his hand under the desk and pulls out a remote, he then presses a button and...

*Channel Changed*
+ Dan Unasten Republik vonn Stadelandt +

I would create another nation to change the name but this one already has to much on it, whups

Staden Neuheten
Nothing whatsoever... For now

NS Stats are not used
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Piste-Land
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 487
Founded: Aug 30, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Piste-Land » Sat May 16, 2020 7:56 pm

Field reporter: "Here we are folks, at yet another live concert with this certain ba-"
- Smoke suddenly pops up -
- GUNSHOTS -
Police: "GET DOWN! Get the f-"
Reporter: gets shot "GAK!"

...Disturbing.

*changes channel*
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| The Republic of Goldonia |
| An island nation on the planet of Equinox that maintains a non-aligned stance in international affairs. | Lore is currently being rewritten. | We're (physically identical to) humans. |
| Overview | President | Retconned Factbooks | (OOC) The F7 Choir! | IC Flag | (CLOSED/READ-ONLY) NSPoliteia Index | (OOC) Other Nations
| Tech Level: MT | NS Stats Used: Take a wild guess. | Alastair is a Stickmin. |
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Satanic Atheists
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Oct 10, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Satanic Atheists » Mon May 18, 2020 10:00 pm

“Welcome to Antiques Roadshow; tonight, we’re in Memphis. Sir, what’s that?”
“This here is Elvis Presley’s pogo stick.”

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North Cromch
Envoy
 
Posts: 235
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby North Cromch » Wed May 20, 2020 7:42 am

"Do you like hotels? Do you lik-"

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Nevaria-Spandria
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: May 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Nevaria-Spandria » Wed May 20, 2020 7:44 am

This May!, Stonks Increase-
*Changes Channel*
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