Ever wanted to hide that cold hard cash of yours somewhere safe and away from your nation that is constantly rebelling against you as their dictator? Or just wanted to keep your mula safe? Well, you’re in luck!! Because the Imperial Swiss Vaults are opening up their doors to you for safekeeping of your treasures! How it works, is in our mountainous landscape we have planted vaults all over the Imperial Alps in the highest of peaks and deadly of mountains, only accessible via our helicopters and helipads! And let’s be honest, if a robber can afford one of our helicopters, I don’t think they need your money! So, invest in an Imperial Swiss Vault today! You won’t regret it!
Vault Ownership Tax: 5% of all of the worth that goes into the vault every time new valuables are stored.
Routine weekly checks are held just to ensure no dangerous items that could injure any of our Switizens in a terrorist act are not present, if you are not a scumbag then you have nothing to worry about! There is also an initial payout to buy a single vault upfront before the ownership fee, this payment amounts up to 1.2 million Switzcoins, or whatever your currency is, but we can assure you that with our out of this world military defense measures put on these vaults, they're practically their own mini-armies with the security measures in place!
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Vault Class ranges from Classes 1-5, and they represent the security your vault is given in what location it s at! Keep in mind, All vaults do have the same advances high security military-grade protection measures, however the class indicates the safety of it's location, here is the Class and Tax for all classes:
Class 1: Easily spotted in an area of a mountain at least 200 ft above any accessible building or spot to the public, usually on the slope of a smooth mountain that is hard to climb, but easy to keep footing on, and if found vault security ensures it's safety.
Tax: 3%
Height: 200-299 ft above accessible ground
Class 2: Somewhat hidden reflective surface makes the vault difficult to notice on the mountainside, but not impossible. It is 300 ft at least above any accessible surfaces below, and for reference is usually above the height of The Statue of Liberty. It is on a mountain that is ensured no climbers without a special permit and government approval can climb, making them trusted, even though access to the vault is impossible to them.
Tax: 6%
Height: 300-450 ft above accessible ground
Class 3: A hidden and reflective paint as well as advanced Swiss Military camouflage ensures the covering and hiding of the vault's surface from far away, and up close. To further ensure its safety it is placed on mountains that are recommended to the public to not climb on, and can only be climbed by extremely experienced climbers, and they are hidden away from all known routes up the mountain, making them nearly invisible. They are at the least 500 ft and can go even higher above accessible grounds.
Tax: 10%
Height: 500-799 ft above accessible ground
Class 4: Vaults are hidden in reasonable parts of caverns inside the mountains, allowing for total invisibility from the surface. They are places not too far down to ensure the ability to move objects in. They are places inside mountains that are forbidden to the public and many people wouldn't dare climb on, making any chance of average civilian discovery improbable and near impossible. They are hidden in spots 800 ft at the lowest above normal and walkable ground on the surface, and are ensured cavern interference will not affect the vault's inside containment.
Tax: 15%
Height: 800-999 ft above accessible surface ground
Class 5: These vaults are absolutely insane! With positions appointed by the best and most extreme military strategists and approved by people with a genius IQ or higher, these vaults are not only absolutely impenetrable by just the public, but also some of the worlds best military superpowers! The Mountains they are selected to be on are absolutely forbidden to any member of the public and hidden in access through pipelines that are labeled as chemicals and gases such as oil, there is no other accessible way in by humans! For as soon as the vault is sealed the hatch breaks off and a key is to be sent to the leader of your nation holding it! With positions deep within mountains with the rockiest slopes in the entire region of Karma, and most aggressive and dangerous wildlife and activity such as venomous snakes and constant rockfalls, there is no reason any sane, or insane, person would have a reason to scale this mountain, besides being suicidal(even though we do allow euthanasia)! It is absolutely impossible to detect from anything of todays technology, even tech that is secret to the public! With this vault comes a hefty price, but absolutely sheer assurance that nobody will find this!
Tax: 20-35% (Negotiable)
Height: 1000-3000 above accessible surface ground
To get one just fill this format out!
Country Name:
Planned Valuables:
Time of ownership:
Vault Class:
Number of vaults (max:5 at a time):
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