Bible Bots are now teaching childern about Jesus in Roblox

[-Astoria]

Someone needs to offset the satanic jewish filth being pumped into our children's heads on a daily basis by the *ahem* Media. Based

So we're using a religion descended from Judaism to do that?

You know what they say about desperate times.

[The Alma Mater]

Someone needs to offset the satanic jewish filth

Nownow. No need to call Jesus that, I am certain he bathed often in scented oils. That's what the title christ means after all.

[Rojava Free State]

So we're using a religion descended from Judaism to do that?

You know what they say about desperate times.

Imagine someone asking Jesus to save them from Jews. It's like asking MLK to save you from black people.

[Salandriagado]

Roblox should be banned anyways, so this doesn't really matter tbh.

..

what??

It's basically a system designed to use manipulative methods to prey on literal children for money. It's like gambling, but without the regulation and almost exclusively targetting children. As far as "things there's a reasonable argument for banning" goes, it's a pretty solid option.

[Salandriagado]

It contributes to moral degeneracy.

Yeah, kindly explain moral degeneracy.

Also, these bits should be banned. People come here to get away from real life, pretty sure they don’t want to be bothered with it in-game.

The whole game is laser-focused on triggering addictive behaviours in children in order to extract money from them. So if we're banning things, we'll start with "literally the entire business model".

[Rojava Free State]

Yeah, kindly explain moral degeneracy.

Also, these bits should be banned. People come here to get away from real life, pretty sure they don’t want to be bothered with it in-game.

The whole game is laser-focused on triggering addictive behaviours in children in order to extract money from them. So if we're banning things, we'll start with "literally the entire business model".

We could just restrict it to those over 18. I dont see a need to totally ban it.

And if not enough people over that age play it, it'll just go under. That seems like enough.

[Salandriagado]

The whole game is laser-focused on triggering addictive behaviours in children in order to extract money from them. So if we're banning things, we'll start with "literally the entire business model".

We could just restrict it to those over 18. I dont see a need to totally ban it.

And if not enough people over that age play it, it'll just go under. That seems like enough.

Children are a key part of that business model, though: their approach doesn't work nearly as well when your victims have an understanding of the value of money or a fully developed neocortex.

[-Astoria]

Imagine someone asking Jesus to save them from Jews. It's like asking MLK to save you from black people.

Why do I love this post?

[Rojava Free State]

We could just restrict it to those over 18. I dont see a need to totally ban it.

And if not enough people over that age play it, it'll just go under. That seems like enough.

Children are a key part of that business model, though: their approach doesn't work nearly as well when your victims have an understanding of the value of money or a fully developed neocortex.

Well then I guess they won't be able to survive. Sad for them, but 100000 light-years from the end of the world.

[Third ZSeparatists]

The "Bible Bots" will probably get themselves deleted, like when I quit a year ago after I had my account deleted for calling communists evil and getting reported for it.

[New Jewlan]

The "Bible Bots" will probably get themselves deleted, like when I quit a year ago after I had my account deleted for calling communists evil and getting reported for it.

Try saying similar things in the comments section on a live YouTube video. Then try saying the same thing, but replace "communists" with "capitalists". They will let comments critical of capitalism slip through the net, but not so for communism. I've tried it; they revoke the free speech "privilege". It is clear who is pulling YouTube's strings...

[Liriena]

That’s fucking cringe as fuck, I love it

It's the early 2010s all over again! Someone bring out the Christopher Hitchens compilations!

[Kombinita Socialisma Demokratio]

Aren't bots blockable?

[Dangine]

Remember everyone. Roblox is the only place where you can napalm a bunch of school children and not end up being charged for a war crime.

Well, besides Vietnam.

Oh shit, I remember seeing a Vietnam war rp game in Roblox and an exploiter joined, it was fucking hilarious.

[Genivaria]

Wtf is Roblox?
*watches video*
Nope I'm still confused.

[Rojava Free State]

Wtf is Roblox?
*watches video*
Nope I'm still confused.

What is roblox?
It's free
*Builders club that costs hundreds of dollars*
It's free
*overpriced clothing
It's free
*models also cost money now*
It's free
*Tickets were removed so you gotta pay for robux to do anything*
It's free

[Dangine]

Aren't bots blockable?

Not in the way you would think, these bots are accounts and act like players but you can still block accounts. You only see these bots in-game so blocking them will not do anything if you block them while you're in a game with them.

Wtf is Roblox?
*watches video*
Nope I'm still confused.

Basically, Roblox is a game that allows users to create games, for the better or for the worst. Roblox as a company has been known to make shitty decisions, so they are constantly being shitted on by the community.
These bots are accounts that are programmed to just spam religious stuff and harras people in-game.
I am curious about what would happen if you were to send a friend request to these bots. There is an out of game chat to talk to your friends or a chat group so if you friend them and they accept it, they could just spam you in that chat. I'm not sure if these bots are advanced enough to do that though.

[Kowani]

The "Bible Bots" will probably get themselves deleted, like when I quit a year ago after I had my account deleted for calling communists evil and getting reported for it.

Try saying similar things in the comments section on a live YouTube video. Then try saying the same thing, but replace "communists" with "capitalists". They will let comments critical of capitalism slip through the net, but not so for communism. I've tried it; they revoke the free speech "privilege". It is clear who is pulling YouTube's strings...

…Why on earth would YouTube, a multimillion dollar company want to bring down capitalism?

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

Someone needs to offset the satanic jewish filth being pumped into our children's heads on a daily basis by the *ahem* Media. Based

Yeah, but remind me again where I can find satanism in Funny Lego Game™?

[Genivaria]

The "Bible Bots" will probably get themselves deleted, like when I quit a year ago after I had my account deleted for calling communists evil and getting reported for it.

Try saying similar things in the comments section on a live YouTube video. Then try saying the same thing, but replace "communists" with "capitalists". They will let comments critical of capitalism slip through the net, but not so for communism. I've tried it; they revoke the free speech "privilege". It is clear who is pulling YouTube's strings...

...capitalism?

[Third ZSeparatists]

Try saying similar things in the comments section on a live YouTube video. Then try saying the same thing, but replace "communists" with "capitalists". They will let comments critical of capitalism slip through the net, but not so for communism. I've tried it; they revoke the free speech "privilege". It is clear who is pulling YouTube's strings...

...capitalism?

Nope, but maybe crazy left-wingers who have a corporation but are against corporations for whatever reason?

[Genivaria]

...capitalism?

Nope, but maybe crazy left-wingers who have a corporation but are against corporations for whatever reason?

Conspiracy theorists really how hilarious, they tie themselves into knots without realizing the contradictions.

[Rojava Free State]

Try saying similar things in the comments section on a live YouTube video. Then try saying the same thing, but replace "communists" with "capitalists". They will let comments critical of capitalism slip through the net, but not so for communism. I've tried it; they revoke the free speech "privilege". It is clear who is pulling YouTube's strings...

...capitalism?

YouTube is communist...in alternate reality 3630.

Oh you've never been there? Well let me tell you about it. It's known colloquially as bullshit mountain, and within it is a nightmarescape filled with unspeakable horrors. The United States government is run by a socialist deep state paid for by George Soros, Dearborn Michigan is a sharia run hellhole where people have their heads blown off for not worshipping Allah 5 times a day, Mexico is invading the United States to kill white people, black Americans are deranged thugs with shotguns, and people with conservative views are sent to concentration camps. Where is this alternate universe? In the minds of reactionaries, and I used Breitbart as a portal to visit this parallel reality.

[Rojava Free State]

Nope, but maybe crazy left-wingers who have a corporation but are against corporations for whatever reason?

Conspiracy theorists really how hilarious, they tie themselves into knots without realizing the contradictions.

One guy once said that companies in California were allying with communists to silence free speech.
Imagine calling a greedy corporation communist.

Then there was a guy who referred to liberals as "Fasco-communists." Lmao I didn't know Joe Biden was a Nazbol.

[Atheris]

Conspiracy theorists really how hilarious, they tie themselves into knots without realizing the contradictions.

One guy once said that companies in California were allying with communists to silence free speech.
Imagine calling a greedy corporation communist.

Then there was a guy who referred to liberals as "Fasco-communists." Lmao I didn't know Joe Biden was a Nazbol.

Nazbol Joe Biden wouldn't know the difference between Nazbol and Nazi.

...Hey, wait a minute.