Why FWB is good

[Atheris]

You should visit

Do you keep posting job listings for a live in writer for your sex cult? Is that what this is?

I have gifs for literally every reaction you'll say to this guy. Don't test me.

Edit: Also, first post for three pages in a row. Woo. Go me.

[Tinhampton]

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

I am scwiptuwe

Are you FWB and your mates who call you a healer, then?

[The Nonsense Legion]

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

You said The twice.

[Stellar Colonies]

Emphasis on trying, brother. This forum is close to inspiring me to actually study my scripture. I guess that's a good thing, but still net negative.

I am scwiptuwe

Oh, it's this kind of op.

*Drops Serious Face*

[Atheris]

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

You said The twice.

Good catch. The human mind likes to block stuff like that out.

[Albrenia]

Look on the bright side, you'll either have a greater shot at Heaven or at least the knowledge to win at a Bible-themed trivia game.

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

I may be a godless heathen, but I at least can enjoy a good laugh with the faithful on occasion.

[Cannot think of a name]

What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened Advice^TM to heart and began making advances on them.

So...

I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

You said The twice.

don't hate me, I sometimes pause mid-sentence and ponder the world and other fake existential stuff to make me seem smart despite me pausing frequently because my mind trails off to irrelevant things.

[The Nonsense Legion]

You said The twice.

don't hate me, I sometimes pause mid-sentence and ponder the world and other fake existential stuff to make me seem smart despite me pausing frequently because my mind trails off to irrelevant things.

I'm to tited to understand.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

*Drops Serious Face*

https://youtu.be/o9l4EiYFZjg

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

Now I know how Nephi felt in the Book of Mormon when his wicked brothers constantly spited him, and ended up tying him to the mast of a ship in a storm during an already perilous trip to the new world. Granted, he survived and lived to lead his own people-- but the metaphor stands. This is a rocky and leaky ship, the brothers (laman and lemuel) are going to the the OP and the inevitable mods, and the Nephi's like us are trapped in the middle. Only difference is that we're laughing our butts off.

I may be a godless heathen, but I at least can enjoy a good laugh with the faithful on occasion.

"Is anyone gonna let me down from here!?"

I have a feeling it will take more than divine power to break this metaphorical rope.

[Atheris]

What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened Advice^TM to heart and began making advances on them.

So...

I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.

YOU HAVE LOST CHASTITY



LOST CHASTITY PRIVILEGES

[Stellar Colonies]

What friends I have may back off in confusion and terror if I took your Enlightened Advice^TM to heart and began making advances on them.

So...

I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.

Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.

Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

*Drops Serious Face*

https://youtu.be/o9l4EiYFZjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvDD9VQFmpI

[Cannot think of a name]

I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.

"YOU HAVE LOST CHASTITY

CHASTITY PRIVILEGES"

You said gifs. Not every gif has to move, but if it doesn't move what's the point. Three in and you've already had to compromise. And all that bravado, too...

[Cannot think of a name]

I would definitely lose every woman friend immediately. The dude friends that would stick around would probably creep me out.

Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.

Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.

I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...

[Atheris]

(Image)
"YOU HAVE LOST CHASTITY

CHASTITY PRIVILEGES"

You said gifs. Not every gif has to move, but if it doesn't move what's the point. Three in and you've already had to compromise. And all that bravado, too...

it's moving, look at kristoph's mouth

[Tinhampton]

Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.

Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.

I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...

I know, right?

(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!^TM)

[The Nonsense Legion]

I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...

I know, right?

(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!^TM)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I hurt my head, vices aren't virtues

[Cannot think of a name]

You said gifs. Not every gif has to move, but if it doesn't move what's the point. Three in and you've already had to compromise. And all that bravado, too...

it's moving, look at kristoph's mouth

You win this round...


...not that I know why you're doing this at all...seems more like a redditt kind of thing, but whatever. Doing whatever it takes to avoid going back to work, apparently.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!^TM)

Is that what you really want

[The Nonsense Legion]

it's moving, look at kristoph's mouth

You win this round...


...not that I know why you're doing this at all...seems more like a redditt kind of thing, but whatever. Doing whatever it takes to avoid going back to work, apparently.

you eman't reddit

[Stellar Colonies]

Most of my friends are not in my generation and ten years older than me at minimum, so it would be extra bizarre in my case.

Granted I'm eighteen, but still bizarre.

I mean, there's the more interesting question of why you don't know anyone your own age, but as impossible as it is to threadjack a directionless goof of a thread...

I know plenty of people my own age, but I don't interact with them as much, with a few being acquaintances at best.

[Atheris]

it's moving, look at kristoph's mouth

You win this round...


...not that I know why you're doing this at all...seems more like a redditt kind of thing, but whatever. Doing whatever it takes to avoid going back to work, apparently.

IT'S A SHITPOST THREAD, LET ME SHITPOST DAMMIT

[Spiritual Republic of Caryton]

I know, right?

(Drinking lager is good and playing Grand Theft Auto is good, but that doesn't mean I should attempt both at the same time to maximise my Practical Goodness!^TM)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue,
I hurt my head, vices aren't virtues

Roses are red, athletes can slam dunk,
This forum has now taught me- what it's like to be drunk.