Why FWB is good

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

I am not a fan of just sex myself, so I will argue why FWB is a good thing Instead. For one thing sex is good for prostate. I have also read that the vagina becomes sad it it does not have sex, and I know personally that it is true of the anus. Also, many people think morality comes from God, and God clearly does what he wants. Be unto god and do what you want. If you do not, you repress yourself, and that is probably bad for you. You may become a catholic priest who molests. Also, friends is good, and sex is good. So one plus one equals two.

Once the sin against God was the greatest sin; but God died, and these sinners died with him. To sin against the earth is now the most dreadful thing. It is not your sin -- it is your moderation that cries to heaven; your very sparingness in sin cries to heaven!

[Tinhampton]

So you're trying to tell us that we should have fuckbuddies because we might do nasty things if we don't get to do whatever the hell we like? OwO

"Will you and your friends have sex now (ideally)?" No, I already have a husband

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

So you're trying to tell us that we should have fuckbuddies because we might do nasty things if we don't get to do whatever the hell we like? OwO

Catholic priests do

Also because God (power) told you to

If you can do it, you have an obligation to do it, if you’re both good with it of course

[Elsa De Arendelle]

The Bible says, “Run away from sexual sin! No other sin so clearly affects the body as this one does. For sexual immorality is a sin against your own body.” – 1 Corinthians 6:18

God says if you are ultra horny, then go and marry. Catholic priests and nuns who are ultra horny should all be married.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

God says if you are ultra horny, then go and marry. Catholic priests and nuns who are ultra horny should all be married.

Why

And that might be nice but

I am not married

[The Nonsense Legion]

This is more nonsense than everything I type into NationSttattedrs.

[Elsa De Arendelle]

The first person you had sex with is your spouse. Sex is a superglue for the souls. You guys are bound to each other until the day you die OR until one of you cheats on the other.

[Tinhampton]

So you're trying to tell us that we should have fuckbuddies because we might do nasty things if we don't get to do whatever the hell we like? OwO

Catholic priests do

That's the second time you've trotted out that argument. In no way is the priesthood an accurate representation of the general population.

So you're trying to tell us that we should have fuckbuddies because we might do nasty things if we don't get to do whatever the hell we like? OwO

Also because God (power) told you to

Since when?

If you can do it, you have an obligation to do it, if you’re both good with it of course

I can drink something like eighteen cups of coffee over the next couple of hours*, but that doesn't mean I have to drink that much.
*my daily record is five-ish, a combination of strenous Great Recession-era paper-pushing and keeping an overly-close eye on the 2008 Presidential Election results as they came in

[-Astoria]

Is this a joke?

[The Nonsense Legion]

Is this a joke?

I genggunely dont' athink it ias a noke

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

I can drink something like eighteen cups of coffee over the next couple of hours*, but that doesn't mean I have to drink that much.

You don’t really want to so you are not really obligated

[Albrenia]

So this thread's probably gonna get locked soon.

[Grenartia]

NSG isn't your blog, fam.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

That's the second time you've trotted out that argument. In no way is the priesthood an accurate representation of the general population.

...no, but the crazy bigots watch more gay porn

[The Nonsense Legion]

So this thread's probably gonna get locked soon.

I sure am hoping it is.

[Tinhampton]

Since the OP's been updated with the below content, I feel bound to reply to it...

Once the sin against God was the greatest sin; but God died

When? Most monotheists would not accept that God has died, most polytheists would not accept that the death of a single God could affect the entire pantheon, and most atheists (myself included) would not accept that there is a God who should be dying in the first place

To sin against the earth is now the most dreadful thing.

How is not fucking your mates more often "a sin against the earth?"

It is not your sin -- it is your moderation that cries to heaven; your very sparingness in sin cries to heaven!

So you shouldn't sin against the earth, except sin is good and doesn't have any bearing on your ability to get to heaven?

[Atheris]

Catholic priests do

That's the second time you've trotted out that argument. In no way is the priesthood an accurate representation of the general population.

Also because God (power) told you to

Since when?

If you can do it, you have an obligation to do it, if you’re both good with it of course

I can drink something like eighteen cups of coffee over the next couple of hours*, but that doesn't mean I have to drink that much.
*my daily record is five-ish, a combination of strenous Great Recession-era paper-pushing and keeping an overly-close eye on the 2008 Presidential Election results as they came in

Try drinking 17 during a trial.

[Tinhampton]

Try drinking 17 during a trial. (SNIP HUGE IMAGE)

I'm not that dastardly... or important

I can drink something like eighteen cups of coffee over the next couple of hours*, but that doesn't mean I have to drink that much.

You don’t really want to so you are not really obligated

So you must do something that you are able to do, but you don't have to do something that you don't want to do? I have problems with the first half of that analogy more than I do the second.

That's the second time you've trotted out that argument. In no way is the priesthood an accurate representation of the general population.

...no, but the crazy bigots watch more gay porn

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[Albrenia]

I feel like I should be strapped to a wheelchair and have my fingers snipped off while listening to this, all this talk of God going the way of the Gold Standard and all.

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

So you shouldn't sin against the earth, except sin is good and doesn't have any bearing on your ability to get to heaven?

Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven

[Tinhampton]

So you shouldn't sin against the earth, except sin is good and doesn't have any bearing on your ability to get to heaven?

Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven

Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

So you must do something that you are able to do, but you don't have to do something that you don't want to do? I have problems with the first half of that analogy more than I do the second.

If it’s what you want to do you gotta do it.
Here is article.
www.salon.com/2016/05/21/the_red_state_ ... mption/amp

[Atheris]

So you shouldn't sin against the earth, except sin is good and doesn't have any bearing on your ability to get to heaven?

Direct the orgasm up your chakras and then astral project to heaven

[The Iron Wizards of Blacktower]

Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

[The Nonsense Legion]

Direct the what what what what what again? I'm utterly baffled at what this has to do with the goodness of Friends With Benefits

Become enlightened through sex.

I see you misread the Kama Sutra