MAGAThread XIX: Hambergers, Noble Prizes, & Disinfectant

[Ifreann]

Well if our merry bands of heavily armed "protesters" actually did start gunning down the legislators of Michigan from the observation gallery that would be an actual coup d'etat.

At which point I would go out and buy plywood to board my windows up in anticipation of bleeding Michigan, or as you may call it The Michigan Civil War.

I don't know if it counts as a civil war when it's just the police shooting a half dozen criminals.

[Nakena]

Had they been attempted to overtake the Michigan Capitol Building things would quickly have been developed into a stand-off or a hostage situation. At worst a hour long shootout that would likely have ended with the protestors being outgunned and overrun by SWAT and other forces.

[Rojava Free State]

At which point I would go out and buy plywood to board my windows up in anticipation of bleeding Michigan, or as you may call it The Michigan Civil War.

I don't know if it counts as a civil war when it's just the police shooting a half dozen criminals.

I don't think that is what would happen. If these guys actually pushed the line and shot our legislature, I wouldn't be surprised if every gun nut in the state started going off. This wouldn't be a situation only police could handle. As someone who lives in michigan, I can tell you that outside of the Detroit area, it's like the south. There's millions of these guys here, just itching to blow somebody's head off.

[Northern Davincia]

Protesting is doing something.

I think our right-libertarian was alluding to offing some officials.

Not quite. Standing around is doing nothing, it doesn't even count as a show of force.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

First.


As I was saying: Trump continues to be a moron Biden is just a hey stop being an idiot president.


Bernie was the best chance for hope.

Bernie ain't gonna get the nomination

...Right that's why I said he was the best chance for hope.

Oh well. Biden 2020 will at least stop the: honk honk sjw bad honk honk inject bleach to cure the virus honk honk i was totally being sarcastic guyz to own da media honk honk.

Trump's clown world needs to end. His administration's response to the virus outbreak has been nothing short of a joke with many of his conspiracy theory supporters acting even more insane then normal.

[Ifreann]

I don't know if it counts as a civil war when it's just the police shooting a half dozen criminals.

I don't think that is what would happen. If these guys actually pushed the line and shot our legislature, I wouldn't be surprised if every gun nut in the state started going off. This wouldn't be a situation only police could handle. As someone who lives in michigan, I can tell you that outside of the Detroit area, it's like the south. There's millions of these guys here, just itching to blow somebody's head off.

I expect those types would mostly prove to be more bark than bite. Remember Malheur? Only one of them pushed it enough to get himself shot.

[Ifreann]

I think our right-libertarian was alluding to offing some officials.

Not quite. Standing around is doing nothing, it doesn't even count as a show of force.

Maybe they should have stayed at home and filmed themselves shooting cans off a fence.

[Northern Davincia]

Not quite. Standing around is doing nothing, it doesn't even count as a show of force.

Maybe they should have stayed at home and filmed themselves shooting cans off a fence.

It is very fun, I recommend doing that in between bouts of productivity.

[The East Marches II]

I don't know if it counts as a civil war when it's just the police shooting a half dozen criminals.

I don't think that is what would happen. If these guys actually pushed the line and shot our legislature, I wouldn't be surprised if every gun nut in the state started going off. This wouldn't be a situation only police could handle. As someone who lives in michigan, I can tell you that outside of the Detroit area, it's like the south. There's millions of these guys here, just itching to blow somebody's head off.

Gee, maybe they should have an unemployment system that actually functions and doesn't collapse from the weight. I would bet that would remove a large portion of the push for reopening. That being said, that is expecting too much.

[Zapato]

I don't think that is what would happen. If these guys actually pushed the line and shot our legislature, I wouldn't be surprised if every gun nut in the state started going off. This wouldn't be a situation only police could handle. As someone who lives in michigan, I can tell you that outside of the Detroit area, it's like the south. There's millions of these guys here, just itching to blow somebody's head off.

Gee, maybe they should have an unemployment system that actually functions and doesn't collapse from the weight. I would bet that would remove a large portion of the push for reopening. That being said, that is expecting too much.

Such communist thoughts have no place in Michigan. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, not mine.

[Ifreann]

Maybe they should have stayed at home and filmed themselves shooting cans off a fence.

It is very fun, I recommend doing that in between bouts of productivity.

Ewww, productivity? No thanks. Imma just trick-shoot the nails out of the fence.

[Rojava Free State]

Gee, maybe they should have an unemployment system that actually functions and doesn't collapse from the weight. I would bet that would remove a large portion of the push for reopening. That being said, that is expecting too much.

Such communist thoughts have no place in Michigan. Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, not mine.

"Helping anyone makes you a commie pinko scum." -America's national moto.

[Albrenia]

Angry noises

(From Michigan)

Stay classy Michigan.

[Rojava Free State]

Angry noises

(From Michigan)

Stay classy Michigan.

The therapist: Florida in the north is not real and cannot hurt you.

Florida in the North:

[Albrenia]

So Trump said that the accusations against Biden might be false.

What the hell. He had a chance to take a swipe at a political opponent and didn't take it? Where is the real Trump and what did the aliens do with him?

[Valrifell]

So Trump said that the accusations against Biden might be false.

What the hell. He had a chance to take a swipe at a political opponent and didn't take it? Where is the real Trump and what did the aliens do with him?

If he says the accusations against Biden are credible, then he'd have to admit that the accusations are credible against him since they're just as or more credible.

[Tombradyonia]

So Trump said that the accusations against Biden might be false.

What the hell. He had a chance to take a swipe at a political opponent and didn't take it? Where is the real Trump and what did the aliens do with him?

If he says the accusations against Biden are credible, then he'd have to admit that the accusations are credible against him since they're just as or more credible.

Trump might just be smart enough to realize that going all in on this might backfire on him, what with several of his own stories bubbling under the surface.

[Proctopeo]

If he says the accusations against Biden are credible, then he'd have to admit that the accusations are credible against him since they're just as or more credible.

Trump might just be smart enough to realize that going all in on this might backfire on him, what with several of his own stories bubbling under the surface.

It's a sticky situation for many people with this.

[Owans]

First.


As I was saying: Trump continues to be a moron Biden is just a hey stop being an idiot president.


Bernie was the best chance for hope.

why is the first comment usually the best

[Maineiacs]

If he says the accusations against Biden are credible, then he'd have to admit that the accusations are credible against him since they're just as or more credible.

Trump might just be smart enough to realize that going all in on this might backfire on him, what with several of his own stories bubbling under the surface.

I doubt he is.

[The Black Forrest]

If he says the accusations against Biden are credible, then he'd have to admit that the accusations are credible against him since they're just as or more credible.

Trump might just be smart enough to realize that going all in on this might backfire on him, what with several of his own stories bubbling under the surface.

Hmm? No. He thinks he can shit spew his way out of everything.

It's one of the reasons; he hates the pandemic talks. He can't fill the audience with support and get cheered because he is talking.

[Nakena]

Trump might just be smart enough to realize that going all in on this might backfire on him, what with several of his own stories bubbling under the surface.

Hmm? No. He thinks he can shit spew his way out of everything.

It's one of the reasons; he hates the pandemic talks. He can't fill the audience with support and get cheered because he is talking.

He's unable to adopt to this situation as to various others. The very skills that rode him into the White House have turned against him ever since. Except when it comes to deal with the media and deflecting scandals and drama like teflon. But thats really the only thing.

[The Black Forrest]

Hmm? No. He thinks he can shit spew his way out of everything.

It's one of the reasons; he hates the pandemic talks. He can't fill the audience with support and get cheered because he is talking.

He's unable to adopt to this situation as to various others. The very skills that rode him into the White House have turned against him ever since. Except when it comes to deal with the media and deflecting scandals and drama like teflon. But thats really the only thing.

Why should he worry? Old McC and the rest aren't going to do anything.

[Nakena]

He's unable to adopt to this situation as to various others. The very skills that rode him into the White House have turned against him ever since. Except when it comes to deal with the media and deflecting scandals and drama like teflon. But thats really the only thing.

Why should he worry? Old McC and the rest aren't going to do anything.

He might loose in November, he might face other threats from other vectors as well.

[The Black Forrest]

Why should he worry? Old McC and the rest aren't going to do anything.

He might loose in November, he might face other threats from other vectors as well.

We will see. Democrats are rather skilled at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.