by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:05 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Haudegen Reich » Fri May 01, 2020 8:07 am
= Associated Press - August: [...] Four more Westerners flee to Haudegen, this time from Neo-Nazi Circles in the United States. Experts worried as number of defectors to Haudegen increase [...]
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:13 am
Haudegen Reich wrote:man, switzerland really went downhill since the Confederacy
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:18 am
Rhodique wrote:Whats in the brain salad?
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Republics of Central Nations » Fri May 01, 2020 8:21 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:23 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:26 am
Republic of Vareshia wrote:Weirdos
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Tinhampton » Fri May 01, 2020 8:28 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:32 am
Tinhampton wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:Sir if you are just here to use the wifi and not purchase anything I must ask you to leave.
"Mind if I purchase the Wi-Fi? A thousand and a half Tinhamptonian dollars, adjustable as necessary. I like cow, chicken, beef, pork, bacon, stuff like that but I'd never eat a fellow person!" - a telecoms executive who has not given out his name, yet
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Velosia » Fri May 01, 2020 8:33 am
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:38 am
Velosia wrote:Perhaps you could add a vegan option? I've always wondered what they'd taste like. Carrots, probably.
Also can I have some finger nuggets and a blood cup with an extra eyeball to go, please?
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Somerania » Fri May 01, 2020 8:41 am
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!
Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 8:43 am
Somerania wrote:Empirical Switzerland wrote:Give me your order, and I give you human meat products!!
Cannibal soup
Blood cup
Blood cup with eyeball in it to look fancy
BLT (Bones, legs, and tears sandwich)
Human Fingers (not chicken fingers!)
Dried Pancreas
Toenails and Salsa
Arm Taco
Kneecap Juice
Corpse Bread (commonly referred to as dead bread)
Brain Salad
Artery and Vein Spaghetti
Brain Pasta
Cannibal Cafe Coffee
*thats all on our menu for now, but we’re open for suggestions!*
Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 1:53 pm
Welzat wrote:Where are these bodies coming from?
Welzat wrote:Where are these bodies coming from?
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Somerania » Fri May 01, 2020 2:06 pm
Empirical Switzerland wrote:Somerania wrote:Sir is there a Wiener sausage? I would like a leg bone with the marrow as the sausage bread with a bit of blood
Thankyou sir for your Purchase! Takeout or staying here? I will also make sure to add this to the menu and bring your order! Thanks for coming to the Cannibal Cafe!
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri May 01, 2020 3:26 pm
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Empirical Switzerland » Thu May 21, 2020 9:35 am
Eikotomi wrote:Is this establishment health-authority approved?
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by Peoples Republic of Joyea » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:29 am
To: Cannibal Cafe
From: Joyean Ministry of Health and Public Services, Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Joyea, Ministry of Economy and Economic Development, an the Joyean Ministry of Defense
Re: Sanctions & Trade Restrictions
The Government of the Peoples Republic of Joyea condemns these acts if savagery. We will cut any and all economic, military, and political relations due to this business. We be placing sanctions on your nation prohibiting any and all sales of any Joyean products to your nation. If this continues expect a military action to save people who would have otherwise been consumed by patrons of this horrible "business".
by Empirical Switzerland » Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:40 am
News: Swiss Man uses 'Fonduethrower' on cow test-subject, lethality confirmed, Priest gets drunk on Blood of Christ, claims he just couldn't handle the Jesusness, and War with Tupeia deemed 'inevitable'.
by The Grandest Empire » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:41 am
NEWS: Our sincerest condolences and prayers go out to the family of Lord Bodie, the beloved leader of Empirical Switzerland. Lord Bodie was assassinated in early November, 2020 | In celebration of this nation's 300th birthday, His Dear Majesty Emperor William XXX will be holding a military parade, complete with live music, food, and of course, fireworks. Events start at 10:00 and end at 22:00 GIST. Admission is free.
by Nova Kartago » Mon Oct 26, 2020 12:37 pm
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