by Il Borgia Vaticano » Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:15 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:29 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Allanea » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:56 pm
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Wed Apr 29, 2020 11:56 am
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Poposhania » Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:42 pm
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:05 pm
Poposhania wrote:(IC) The people of Poposhania refuse to get involved into any incidents unless it effects their country and the peace of Poposhania
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:08 pm
ACTA DIURNA BORGIAE Rome Has Been Sacked The First Official News Brief from The Vatican after Villains Try to Seize Power Rome, Italy-The world is in a state of shock, fear, and mourning as they hear of news that the heart of the world is now on fire and in the process of being sacked by villains. While the world is under lockdown from COVID-19, partisans and opportunists have used this time of uncertainty to seize power for themselves. While we are currently ourselves under siege here in the Castelo, we will risk our lives to tell the world of what has happened here, if only briefly. Some two weeks ago, His Holiness Victor IV was tending to the flock of god who had fallen ill to the COVID-19 pandemic. Along with him was Cardinal Secretary of State Francisco de Borja and Gonfaloniere Colonna. All three were giving last rites and aiding the ill, giving alms to those affected by the economic downturn of this disease. All three would later contract the virus themselves. Francisco de Borja was the first to die, but would soon be followed by Victor IV a few days later. The world would only be notified of his death four days after he had been buried. Seizing this opportunity, Adriano Borgia, then head of the Office of The Supreme Inquisition colluded with Colonna to seize Rome and force a new conclave-in-absentia via mail in ballots. These ballots were counted and collected from an extreme minority of the curia over several days. King Viracocha did not involve himself with this, nor does he continue to do so today. Giovanni Battista de Orsini-Borgia, in hiding, publicly denounced this election as fraudulent in a series of letters still trending on social media. Adriano was "elected" as Pope Sixtus VI a day later, and Orsini once again published a letter denouncing him as an antipope. The following two days were days of uncertainty. Pope Sixtus received no acknowledgement from Spain or the Curia, and the Sisters of Saint Michael deserted Rome. Yesterday was the day of judgement. Whilst giving his first homily to the assembled crowds, Rome was attacked by the Sisters and Orsini with his own army of condotierri mercenaries. The Sacred Band made a valiant defense of Saint Peters, and all but forty-two were butchered in the square and altar of the Basilica. Sixtus was spirited away by members of the Band, but has utterly vanished. No one knows if he escaped Rome, was killed, fled the country or is in hiding. Orsini has made no public statements about it. He has said only this: "I am not in Rome to become the Pope. I am in Rome to restore the rightful election of the pontiff and expel a viper from God's house. We will be collecting the Cardinals, by force if necessary, to form a conclave." Orsini, however, lacked the funds to maintain a strong hold over his mercenary army. After the initial strike on Saint Peter's, the army turned on Rome itself. The city was pummeled by artillery fire and the hounds have swept from street-to-street, looting and killing and raping whomever they please. The wails of the innocent are emananting across the city as I write this. Orsini says he expels vipers, but in doing so he's unleashed a far greater beast on Rome's people. Men. Top Comments (120,000) CardinalJoaquindeMontalvo_Borja EsterPio13 DeaconJohn LongDongOfTheLaw_69 ElReyTigre Click to see more... |
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Britiannia » Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:57 pm
by Allanea » Fri May 01, 2020 3:33 am
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Tue May 05, 2020 7:31 pm
"Sons and Daughters of God, Our Subjects of The Spanish Realm, All the Good People of the World,
I bid you welcome and and all the best of luck in this time of great misfortune. We as a people face a struggle against our very natures. Under Equus Albus, we're forced to remain inside all day and everyday. We struggle against the cages we have made to keep us safe. Yet we must do so out of service to our elders and to the meek. This is the godly path. Stay the course. Be safe.
The COVID-19 Pandemic has seen us also fall into our own very natures. The bestial and base natures inherent in the darkest hearts of men. Rome has been sacked. Her people are still being brutalized. Many have wondered why I remain inactive. Why does Spain watch as Italy tears itself apart? Because they did the same as my own brother ripped this country to shreds for power. I will not allow the people to suffer needlessly. You are all my children, and no father should allow them to be bathed in blood. Your safety, your prosperity, and your lives are my sole priority. Such priorties may be lost in Italy, as Cardinals and princes fight each other for a fancy hat.
This is why I say here and now. Loud and clear. Spain will NOT involve itself in this nonsense. I am in effect cutting off ties with the mother country until she can order herself. I will recognize the sovereignty of the pope once again when one is elected under a dual conclave or seize the throne with enough strength to hold it in permanency.
Let the Cardinals peck at each other over the chestnuts. The eagle will only gaze upon them in disgust. Yet at this time many and more will see the vacuum of power as an oppurtunity to take control in the name of their own political ideology. I myself have always been a firebrand of equality, of socialist Christianity, and of freedom. Yet it is my duty as your king to maintain the stability of the state. Any talk of the removal of the pontificate or the propagation of any illegal political system is treason. Any who do so, set themselves against legitimate authority. You would threaten to throw us into even more permanent civil war and destruction. Can you imagine such evil? Such horror.
Let there be no confusion. Spain IS a kingdom. Italy belongs to the Church and her princes. Their rights are ordained and decreed by GOD and NO MAN can change that. Those who disagree with this fundamental fact makes themselves an enemy of God, King and Country. All the world sees us, and will seek to benefit from us falling into chaos. I WILL NOT tolerate the subversion of sovereignty of this country in any way. By anyone. Citizens of Spain, Of The Low Countries. Stay Home. I will not trouble you any further."
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Sun May 10, 2020 8:26 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Allanea » Wed May 13, 2020 5:56 pm
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Wed May 13, 2020 9:53 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 14, 2020 1:42 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Thu May 14, 2020 1:58 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by TURTLESHROOM II » Thu May 14, 2020 2:57 pm
GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
IMPERIAL MINISTRY OF THE STOREHOUSE
RELIGIOUS DIVISION
HOLY COMPASSION BOARD (CODE: )
Horror upon horrors! Rome burns and the Borgian Throne is vacant! Our Protestants and Orthodox laugh as travesty strikes their Catholic Brothers and Sisters In Christ.
The Great Bountiful Empire of TurtleShroom is the Defender of the Faith and of Morality for all of Christendom, and the sacking of the Papacy that is recognized by TurtleShroom's Catholic flock.
The Holy Compassion Board has decades of surplus for the exact purpose of alleviating and assisting worthy nations and causes. For this reason, we have decided to engage in an... unorthodox donation.
Their oppression will not last much longer.ATTENTION: BORGIAN CONDOTTIERIESIMMEDIATE NOTICE OF PAYMENT.TO ALL WHOM THESE PRESENTS MY COME, BEHOLD!
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, ALL UNPAID MERCENARIES CURRENTLY INVOLVED IN ANY SACK, LOOTING, OR SEIZURE OF ROME SHALL IMMEDIATELY HAVE THEIR DEBTS SATISFIED.
ALL UNPAID DUES TO ALL MERCENARY BODIES CURRENTLY ACTIVE IN THE BORGIAN CIVIL WAR, AND ALL MERCENARY BODIES CURRENLTY SACKING ROME, WE DECLARE THEIR DEBTS ABSOLVED.
INCLUDED WITH THIS MISSIVE IS THE DATA FOR THE WIRE TRANSFER FOR ALL PARTIES KNOW TO BE INVOLVED. RECEIVE THESE WIRE TRANSFERS BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. ALL MONEY HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED INTO THE REELVANT CONDOTTIERI ACCOUNTS.
IN EXCHANGE FOR THIS SERVICE, THE HOLY COMPASSION BOARD SEEKS TO ASSUME THE TEMPORARY LOYALTY OF THESE SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE, PAID IN FULL, AND ISSUE THE FOLLOWING ORDERS.
1. ALL SLAVES PRESENT IN CURRENT MERCENARY TARGETS ARE TO BE RELEASED. ALL SLAVES CAPTURED SHALL BE TRANSFERRED TO SAFE HAVENS OR OUT OF THE COUNTRY UNTIL THE CONCLUSION OF THE CIVIL WAR. TURTLESHROOM WILL ASSIST THE INSTITUTION OF SERFDOM- WITH JUBILEE PROTOCOLS -IN THE BORGIAN SEE AND THE REPATRIATION OF SLAVES TO THEIR HOMELANDS.
2. SECURE AN AREA OF ITALIAN, MALTESE, OR OTHER COASTLINE (OF YOUR CHOOSING) FOR FUTURE TURTLESHROOMIAN INTERACTION, INCURSION, OR ASSISTANCE.
The payments should come by midnight.
-HOLY COMPASSION BOARD OF THE GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
PSALMS 33:12
[MEMORANDUM IS TO BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY UPON SUCCESSFUL DELIVERANCE OF SHIPMENT. AS PER TS LAW, TRANSPARENCY CAN BE DELAYED IN CASES OF WAR AND RISKY MATERIAL.]
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Fri May 15, 2020 12:49 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri May 15, 2020 6:33 pm
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION: TO THE PATRIOTIC SONS OF ITALY'S LANDS UNDER THE BORGIAN PAPAL STATES.
TO THE ENROLLED ITALIAN MERCENARIES IN SERVICE TO THIS HOLY AND NOBLE CAMPAIGN, YOUR ORDERS:
YOU ARE THE FRONT-LINE SOLDIERS OF GOD FOR THE CATHOLIC HERESY. OUR MUTUAL, CATHOLIC BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST LANGUISH AT THE LOSS OF THEIR LEGITIMATE HOLY REVEREND. TURTLESHROOM SHALL BRING PEACE AND RESTORATION TO THE CHURCH.
YOUR PURPOSE IS SIMPLE: SUPPRESS ALL BELLIGERENCE, ATTAIN THE VOLUNTARY SURRENDER OR DEATH OF ALL HOSTILE PARTIES, AND ENABLE THE CREATION OF A LEGITIMATE PAPAL CONCLAVE WITH A FULL ELECTORAL COLLEGE MEETING THE TRADITIONAL QUORUM TO ELECT A POPE.
OBSERVED BY THE GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF TURTLESHROOM AND THE TURTLESHROOMER RITE OF CATHOLICISM, A SECRET BALLOT CONCLAVE SHALL BE CONDUCTED IN PRIVATE, USING NORMAL METHODS AND ALL CARDINALS THAT DID NOT BETRAY THE CHURCH, TO DETERMINE FROM HOUSE BORGIA THE NEXT POPE.
1. RELEASE ALL SLAVES AND BONDSERVANTS UNDER YOUR COMMAND AND RETAIN THEM AS FREEMEN CONDOTTIERIE SOLDIERS AS DESIRED. THEY CAN BE FORCED TO CONTINUE FIGHTING FOR THIS CAMPAIGN'S DURATION. ALL EMANCIPATED EX-SLAVES THAT REFUSE TO VOLUNTARILY STAY IN YOUR SERVICE ARE TO BE RELEASED FROM THEIR BONDS. TURTLESHROOM WILL FULLY REIMBURSE THE COST OF EX-SLAVES THAT QUIT IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PER-CAPITA AGREEMENT NEGOTIATED IN OUR CONTRACTS. EX-SLAVES CHOOSING TO QUIT MUST FORFEIT ANYTHING THEY CAPTURE, OR GAIN IN THE CAMPAIGN TO YOU.
2. PACIFY ROME AND ITS OUTLYING AREAS BY FORCE. OFFER SURRENDER FIRST. ANY BELLIGERENT PARTY REFUSING TO STAND DOWN IS TO BE TERMINATED. YOU ARE NOT TO ADVANCE ELSEWHERE UNTIL THE CITY IS COMPLETELY FREE OF THE ENEMY. GRANT ALL CLERGY NOT PLEDGED TO ANY BELLIGERENT PARTY FREE PASSAGE OUT
3. EVACUATE ALL CIVILIANS TO SAFE ZONES OR DRIVE THEM OUT OF THE REGION. CIVILIANS THAT REFUSE ARE TO BE EXPELLED BY FORCE.
4. ONCE ALL CIVILIANS ARE EVACUATED, YOU ARE FREE TO LOOT GOODS AND PROPERTY WITHIN THE CITY. THESE SPOILS WILL BE DIVIDED ON A NINETY-TEN RATE, NINETY TO YOU AND TEN TO US, AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. DO NOT LOOT CHURCHES OR THE ACTUAL HOLY CITY IN THE BORGIAN VATICAN ITSELF.
4. EMANCIPATE ANY CIVILIAN SLAVE FOUND AND EITHER ADMIT HIM TO YOUR SERVICE OR SEND HIM AWAY WITH THE CIVILIANS. YOU WILL BE PAID A BOUNTY FOR EACH LIVING SLAVE YOU SUCCESSFULLY LIBERATE AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN.
5. CAPTURE AS MANY ENEMY CLERGY AND OFFICERS OF THE ENEMY AS POSSIBLE AND SURRENDER THEM TO OUR CUSTODY AT [LOCATION SECRETLY ENCLOSED]. THESE WILL BE MADE TO STAND ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR SINS AGAINST THE BORGIAN PAPACY AT THE CONCLUSION OF THE CAMPAIGN. YOU WILL BE PAID A BOUNTY FOR EACH LIVING SLAVE YOU SUCCESSFULLY LIBERATE AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN.
6. ALL PERSONS NOT UNDER YOUR COMMAND COMMITTING RAPE OR SEXUAL ACTIONS ON ANY PARTY ARE TO BE EXECUTED OR CASTRATED. YOUR MEMBERS, FOR THEIR LOYALTY, ARE EXEMPT AND WILL BE GRANTED AMNESTY IF REPARATION IS PAID TO ALL VICTIMS. ALL MEMBERS COMMITTING SEXUAL CRIMES GOING FORWARD, AFTER THIS GRACE PERIOD, ARE TO BE SHOT ON SIGHT. FULL COMPENSATION FOR ANY LOST MEN WILL BE PROVIDED AS PREVIOUSLY OUTLINED IN OUR CONTRACTS.
7. UPON THE PACIFICATION OF ROME, DETACH A GARRISON TO ASSIST THE LANDING OF TURTLESHROOMIAN ASSETS. SHOULD THE CONGRESSIONAL DUMA CONSENT, TURTLESHROOMIAN ASSETS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DEPLOYED TO ASSIST YOUR MEN IN HOLDING THE CITY.
8. ALL REMAINING SOLDIERS ARE TO MARCH TO THE MERCHANT REPUBLIC OF AMALFI AND LAY SIEGE TO THE CITY. KEEP THE PORTS OPEN AND CIRCLE INWARDS. DO NOT ATTACK THE CITY UNTIL GIVEN THE ORDER.
DO NOT COMMIT ANY OTHER OFFENSIVE ACTION UNLESS FIRST ATTACKED. SHOW NO QUARTER TO ANY MARTIAL PARTY THAT FIRES THE FIRST SHOT AGAINST YOU.
DO NOT MAKE ANY INDEPENDENT OR AUTONOMOUS ACTION, NOR MAKE THE NEXT DECISIONS ON THE PROSECUTION OF THIS MILITARY CAMPAIGN, UNLESS EXPLICITLY TOLD TO DO SO BY THE HOLY COMPASSION BOARD.
NOTICE OF IMMINENT PAYMENT:
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE EMANCIPATION CLAUSES AND THE GO-AHEAD FOR EXECUTING RAPISTS, AS PROMISED, THE NEXT THREE MONTHS' CHARGES TO RENT ALL INVOLVED PARTIES
SHALL BE PAID IN ADVANCE
UPON CONFIRMATION OF ORDERS RECEIVED AND INITIAL ENACTMENT OF COMMANDS.
THESE PAYMENTS ARE SIMULTANEOUS AND GUARANTEED REGARDLESS OF THE DURATION OF THE CAMPAIGN.
ALL REPARATIONS FOR FREED SLAVE-SOLDIERS AND SUMMARILY EXECUTED RAPISTS ARE TO BE PAID AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN. BONUSES FOR VALOR, FOR PROTECTION OF CIVILIAN LIVES, FOR DELIVERANCE OF ENEMY CLERGY TO TURTLESHROOMIAN CUSTODY, AND EXECUTION OF RAPISTS IN AND OUT OF YOUR ORDERS WILL BE ASSESSED AT THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN.
IF EVERY ORDER LISTED IN THIS MEMORANDUM IS COMPLETED WITHIN THE MONTH OF MAY, TWO PERCENT OF THE STANDARD MONTHLY CHARGE SHALL BE ADDED ON TOP OF EXISTING BASE COMPENSATION. REPARATIONS AND BONUSES WILL NOT BE GIVEN UNTIL PEACE IS DECLARED.
IN CHRIST,
-HOLY COMPASSION BOARD OF THE GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
PSALMS 33:12
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Allanea » Sat May 16, 2020 4:56 am
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Thu May 21, 2020 11:35 am
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri May 22, 2020 3:06 pm
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Allanea » Sat May 23, 2020 4:07 pm
by Il Borgia Vaticano » Mon May 25, 2020 5:57 pm
Immigrants to the papal empire must meet Church qualifications, per decision by labor board.-|-Following a mistake in paperwork, the 18+ rule for access to pornography has been abolished. Church plans to fix this eventually.-|-Fearing the withering of the dynasty due to many Borgia deaths in the last civil war, Pope Soter II has legalized 'ius primae noctis' for all members of the Borgia family.
by McNernia » Mon May 25, 2020 6:11 pm
TO:The Ambassador of the Free Kingdom of Allanea
FROM:Prime Minister Albert E Shapter
SUB:Meeting
SEC:SECRET-DELIVERED BY PM COURIER TO EMBASSY
Greetings
I am a Jew, my ancestors fled Spain fleeing the Papacy and the Borgias were probably some of the worst of the lot. The fact that they practice slavery only hardens my heart against them. I wish to meet with you to offer the assistance of the Kingdom of Archinia and its Commonwealth against this menace.
Sincerely
A.Shapter
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