MAGAThread XVIII: The Authority Is Total

[Albrenia]

When people snorting bleach is the least disturbing way of that sentence being true, you know you're in trouble.

[Gormwood]

People reporting to the ER with chemical burns due to bleach exposure from holes other than mouth and explicitly stating that they ingested it because Trump said it was a cure, and that is all I will say on the matter in the name of maintaining some sort of decorum.

"holes other than mouth"...

Anal Bleaching: You're Doing It Wrong

[Gormwood]

Trump is pretty much doing the same things during the pandemic that the Republicans acquitted him on despite doing them during the Ukraine call: Leveraging vital needs for personal gain and punishing whistleblowers.

[Rojava Free State]

When people snorting bleach is the least disturbing way of that sentence being true, you know you're in trouble.

*loads needle with lysol* time to shoot to thrill.

[Gormwood]

*loads needle with lysol* time to shoot to thrill.

Get the tanning beds ready.

[Nakena]

Absinthe has an very high amount of alcohol (which is a primary component of most desinfectants) and is suitable to human consumption.

So he could just have people told to drink Absinthe or Vodka instead.

In high dosages it's saving you from getting killed by Covid-19 - because alcohol poisoning kills you first.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Absinthe has an very high amount of alcohol (which is a primary component of most desinfectants) and is suitable to human consumption.

So he could just have people told to drink Absinthe or Vodka instead.

In high dosages it's saving you from getting killed by Covid-19 - because alcohol poisoning kills you first.

“We shouldn’t let the cure be worse than the disease”

*Loads duster planes with Dettol*

[Vassenor]

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

[Rojava Free State]

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

Someone needs to start tallying how many people Trump kills.

[Albrenia]

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.

[Gormwood]

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

Trumpologists are now classified as Essential workers.

[Rojava Free State]

I had a nightmare last night that Trump fired Fauci and said "why don't we just let natural selection do the work for me? Strong will continue."

Felt like moving this here, since it applies primarily to our favorite dangerous maniac.

[Gormwood]

I had a nightmare last night that Trump fired Fauci and said "why don't we just let natural selection do the work for me? Strong will continue."

Felt like moving this here, since it applies primarily to our favorite dangerous maniac.

Trump would unironically believe he's selected by nature.

[Nakena]

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.

NO U.

Your not going to crawl into ur safe space like that. We going to drag ya out of it.

[Albrenia]

No, just... no.

I'mma gonna crawl into my safe space for a little while and pretend people aren't that stupid.

NO U.

Your not going to crawl into ur safe space like that. We going to drag ya out of it.

Nooooooooooooooooooo...

[Rojava Free State]

This thread has more people on it who hate Trump than people who actually support and believe in Making America Great Again.

You can't make America Great when your entire understanding of the world is that of a 12 year old. Trump is the guy who thinks we can inject lysol and nuclear bomb hurricanes, he is a total joke.

[Rojava Free State]

Trump: We're looking into whether we can inject disinfectant into the human body to-

Literally a majority of the human race: https://youtu.be/cbhv3_V_Lkg

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Congratulations, you just learned what the vast majority of substance when it comes to debate and discussion is.

Also, how are we supposed to debate Trump saying it's a good idea to inject yourself with hand sanitizer to prevent and cure coronavirus?

Trump didn't actually claim this. He asked about it and then when he was asked if he was suggesting it, said "no".

Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories

[Des-Bal]

Does anyone else find it hilarious to watch Fox News try to suck the president's dick while he shows absolute contempt for the media?

[Rojava Free State]

Does anyone else find it hilarious to watch Fox News try to suck the president's dick while he shows absolute contempt for the media?

Trump made a mockery of conservatives not only by championing their cause with his crazy antics, but also by forcing them to bow before him, sacrificing their own principles just to please "the God Emperor." This guy claimed that Ted Cruz's father killed John Kennedy and said that Ted Cruz's wife was ugly and look at Cruz now, trying to be best friends with Donny.

I've lost the little respect I had for Republicans. They lost the right to talk about family values and faith when they supported a man who basically is Las Vegas or Bangkok in human form.

[Zurkerx]

Trump didn't actually claim this. He asked about it and then when he was asked if he was suggesting it, said "no".

Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.

Illinois Dept. of Health reporting marked increase in cleaning product ingestion admissions over recent days.

Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories

I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.

[Rojava Free State]

Asking about it and painting injecting disinfectants as even a possible way to cure the virus was indeed a claim that it works.



Just a tweet tho but if true and I hope its not Trump's stupidty fucks people over again.


Also oh god the responces to that tweet below range from sane to tin foil hat conspiracy theories

I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.

I can't believe this guy became president.

[Vassenor]

I did find these links:

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/coronav ... s/2261914/
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/illin ... each-spike

So yes, Trump's comments on considering using disinfectant are leading to a spike in calls to the poison center, and I feel this is across the entire country.

I can't believe this guy became president.

Yeah, America could've had someone actually competent in the Oval Office, but emails tho.

[Ifreann]

Trump being sued for denying Trumpbux to Americans married to immigrants.

[Nakena]

Trump being sued for denying Trumpbux to Americans married to immigrants.

Everyone should be entitled to Trumpbux.

Because its 2020.