The Nickel Plunderer
Getting punched in the face was never fun. Getting punched in the face after getting tackled out of a window was also not fun. But getting punched in the face after getting tackled out of a window, and having your monologue interrupted?! There were just some things that went too far.
As the two combatants fell out the window, and the fall was dramatically slowed thanks to favorable animation and the dramatic classical music played in the background, the Nickel Plunderer saw his life flash before his eyes. It was really boring. And then he hit the ground, safe and sound, thanks to the animation slowing up and also to the fact that they were on the first floor in the lobby of the hotel, and a fall from 3 ft. really isn't that hard of a fall to take. Nonetheless, Nickel Plunderer was thankful that's all he got.
"Oh yeah? Well, two can play at this game!" So the Nickel Plunderer re-tackled the Lucky Huckster back through the same window into the lobby on the first floor, and hit him in the face.
Glitch started clapping because of the awesome combat sequence he was witnessing.
The real-world side of things
The restaurant owner
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Jim "Warstory" Walker
Jim saw the restaurant's owner waking up. He said,"I hoped he'd be out longer. Maybe I can keep talking long enough to knock 'im out again." Jim was having a hard time resisting the urge to start another ramble. He really liked rambling, and sharing his experiences with a younger generation, whether or not they actually wanted to listen to him.
As the middle aged Hong Kong restaurant owner (who was trying to mimic the U.S. commercial icon Colonel Sanders, but without actually invoking any copyright infringement) woke up, he looked around the room. In his cheap Hong Kong copy of a U.S. chicken restaurant with 11 herbs and spices, there in his restaurant was the motherload! A whole bunch more chickens!
"I'm going to be rich!" The man said, as he started thinking of all the ways he could cook their goose. Oh, and he might as well cook their goose too. Could market that on the side. So with visions of wings, thighs, drumsticks, breasts, extra crispy, original recipe, barbecue and even gizzards bouncing around in his head, the restaurant owner looked around, and grabbed two chickens nearby. The Teetotaler, and Captain Calculator!