Jordan Hermes: In terms of points received in the WorldVision Song Contest, Britonisea, since we debut 50 editions ago, has received a total of 2,890 points with our more fruitful "decade" you could say being the 60s where we received 775 points - or 27% - of our total.
Ria Aristide: Britonisea has been voted for a total of 493 times - do you think that we will hit 500 this edition, Jordan?
Jordan Hermes: Well, I bloody hope so - touch wood!
Ria Aristide: 134 times, or...again...27% of the times, the points that we were given have been podium positions - that's 134 times you've heard either, eight points, ten points or twelve points to Britonisea! To give you a further breakdown, 49 times was Britonisea given 12 points, 33 times 10 points and 52 times 8 points. How very cool!
Jordan Hermes: It's interesting having a look at the nations that Britonisea has voted for in the past...here's a look...
Ria Aristide: Britonisea has been voted for a total of 493 times - do you think that we will hit 500 this edition, Jordan?
Jordan Hermes: Well, I bloody hope so - touch wood!
Ria Aristide: 134 times, or...again...27% of the times, the points that we were given have been podium positions - that's 134 times you've heard either, eight points, ten points or twelve points to Britonisea! To give you a further breakdown, 49 times was Britonisea given 12 points, 33 times 10 points and 52 times 8 points. How very cool!
Jordan Hermes: It's interesting having a look at the nations that Britonisea has voted for in the past...here's a look...
Ria Aristide: Wowie! What does this show, Jordan?
Jordan Hermes: Well, this shows that Izmedu is the nation that has dished out the most amount of points to Britonisea, voting for us on 23 occasions - which is the most of any nation. We can also see that Kalosia has given us the same amount of points as well, but they've voted for us on 18 occasions, five less than Izmedu. Other nations that aren't mentioned on that board are...Ekoz in 13th place, they've given us 58 points on fourteen occasions. Besen has also given Britonisea 58 points on eight occasions, they're in 15th place.
Ria Aristide: I've also got a second chart here...
Jordan Hermes: Well, this shows that Izmedu is the nation that has dished out the most amount of points to Britonisea, voting for us on 23 occasions - which is the most of any nation. We can also see that Kalosia has given us the same amount of points as well, but they've voted for us on 18 occasions, five less than Izmedu. Other nations that aren't mentioned on that board are...Ekoz in 13th place, they've given us 58 points on fourteen occasions. Besen has also given Britonisea 58 points on eight occasions, they're in 15th place.
Ria Aristide: I've also got a second chart here...
Jordan Hermes: This is essentially showing the same thing but this time, it's the amount of points Britonisea has given out to other nations. Britonisea has voted for Izmedu and Kalosia 19 times each and you can see that pays off - they're right at the top. Britonisea has given out over 2,000 points too - you have to remember that each edition, anyone nation gives out a total of 58 points. We are in the green, 744 points over, which is good news for us. As you go down the board, you can see the likes of Mister X, who is the third nation to receive 100 points from Britonisea, receiving their 100 points in WorldVision Song Contest 71 - ten editions ago.
Ria Aristide: In 11th, we have Mercedini, then Togonistan, Ekoz, Arioslavia and Titaniumland all one after each other. Antahbrantahstan lands on 18th place with 42 points from Britonisea, before there's a big jump. Besen rounds off the top 20, though, with our nation having given 29 points to them.
Ria Aristide: In 11th, we have Mercedini, then Togonistan, Ekoz, Arioslavia and Titaniumland all one after each other. Antahbrantahstan lands on 18th place with 42 points from Britonisea, before there's a big jump. Besen rounds off the top 20, though, with our nation having given 29 points to them.
NOTE: In most editions, scores are added to Estogian votes with some nations receiving Estogian points rather than Britonish votes...
Jordan Hermes: But enough of this talk, it's time to find out if the scores for the WorldVision Song Contest 81 are ready and whether we can go around to the 30-odd nations to find out who will be the winner.
Ria Aristide: We're going to head over to the WorldVision Song Contest Executive Producer to find out if we're ready...
The camera panned up into a corner of the arena where the Executive Producer and committee mbembers are sitting side by side as they add the finishing touches to the scores.Ria Aristide: We're going to head over to the WorldVision Song Contest Executive Producer to find out if we're ready...
WorldVision Executive Producer: Hello all! I can indeed confirm that the winner of the WorldVision Song Contest here in Boschke has been found. And I am sending over all the votes to you now, good luck!
The two hosts look down at their podium before looking at each other and then back at the screen.
Jordan Hermes: Well then, thank you very much!
Ria Aristide: What's going to happen now is that all international juries and televotes will tell us their points, with first-place being given 12 points, second place 10 points, 3rd place 8 points, until we get to 10th and 1.
Jordan Hermes: Spokespeople will only announce the top three, you'll see the rest flash up on the screen.
Ria Aristide: We will have a quick break during the midway point. Right...I am ready to start!
Jordan Hermes: Me too! It's time for the first spokesperson...
Ria Aristide: What's going to happen now is that all international juries and televotes will tell us their points, with first-place being given 12 points, second place 10 points, 3rd place 8 points, until we get to 10th and 1.
Jordan Hermes: Spokespeople will only announce the top three, you'll see the rest flash up on the screen.
Ria Aristide: We will have a quick break during the midway point. Right...I am ready to start!
Jordan Hermes: Me too! It's time for the first spokesperson...
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