The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Bowzin]

You guys kept getting in our way! We were trying to protect the WA Elite's from being exposed by this condemn, too!

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

I love that both the NPA and Black Hawks are separately doing WA Blocking runs, it's a fabulous development.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

If I has said six months ago that Twobagger would be a three-in-one raid for TBH, including 13 SC-blocker delegate pushes, a 15 target spelling run, and a 29 hit normal tag run, in one update, someone would have tracked me down for a psych eval xD

Incredible work, TB.

[Numero Capitan]

Is mass manipulation of World Assembly procedures going to be a regular activity for the Black Hawks or is this just a circumstantial change in tactics?



P.S. probably did more in an update to 'bring down the WA' than Gatesville managed in its history...

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Is mass manipulation of World Assembly procedures going to be a regular activity for the Black Hawks or is this just a circumstantial change in tactics?



P.S. probably did more in an update to 'bring down the WA' than Gatesville managed in its history...

You're a little late to the "killing SC resolution approvals" party, by like, a few years now, mate. It's so commonplace the feeders are doing it.

[Numero Capitan]

I know it isn't a new tactic, but it's boring to try and differentiate between these half-fashbashes and the regular tags/defences for chasing - especially when everyone is doing it for multiple consecutive updates.

Accidentally defending CCD proposals and fascist regions isn't an ideal side effect to our half of the game. I'm sure you'll just make some snarky remark about us not defending any of them at major but if you could avoid mixing the two in future, we'd rather not defend fascists.

[Lord Dominator]

I know it isn't a new tactic, but it's boring to try and differentiate between these half-fashbashes and the regular tags/defences for chasing - especially when everyone is doing it for multiple consecutive updates.

Accidentally defending CCD proposals and fascist regions isn't an ideal side effect to our half of the game. I'm sure you'll just make some snarky remark about us not defending any of them at major but if you could avoid mixing the two in future, we'd rather not defend fascists.

We'll do our best not to taunt you if we're doing fascists things, but I don't think we can make any guarantees in the non-mixing, and obviously taunts if done fully on non-fascist things will remain in order.

[Blood Wine]

the only correct bean is mr.bean

[Ursidae]

It's an exciting time to be in The Black Hawks at the moment. Everywhere you look there's something happening - whether it be Catgirl Campaign HQ, Peaches getting used to his eighth name of the day, Drex and Dab sharing a moment in VC listening to Mad King, or people loudly and abruptly saying they hate cinnamon. It seemed only right, in the esteemed opinion of General Jakker, to hand out promotions for this peak raiding activity.

The Hawks, overjoyed by Jakker's announcement, let the celebrating get the better of them and the party spilled out of the nest into countless regions who were not prepared for the organised revellers. If you'd like to be part of the fun and exciting things happening in the Nest you should come say hello on our discord and sign up on our forums!

Newly promoted Sergeant Zizou lets out a savage warcry upon hearing the good news

Overly Hyped Hawks
Lieutenant Ursidae (trigger)
Sergeant Ezkio
Sergeant Pterodabtyl
Sergeant Zizou
Corporal Frankreed
Private First Class Dyanderna
Private First Class Holor Retcon Starkiller
Private First Class Refuge Isle

Regions Caught Up In the Celebrations
Imperium Of Arskodia
Real Brgs Bois
The Speedwagon Foundation
The Realm Of Polaris
Perfect Region
Alternate New World
Dankulas Donkulas
Dubian Conference
The Imperial Nations
Aswanny
The Minutemen
Place Of Place Place
The Isle Of The Moon
Florida Men And Women
The Alliance Of Confusion
Dictators Only
Yanggang
Gang Of Gang
Coalition Of Domestically Aligned States
Anoria
Pandas Are Hot
The Ephian Allied Nations
Treaty Of Worms
Anarcanadas Domain
The Allied States Of The World
The Free Lands Of Mirth

[Tinhampton]

Regions Caught Up In the Celebrations
...
Perfect Region
...

With a name like this, why would you need to get any other region involved in your party?

[Ursidae]

Regions Caught Up In the Celebrations
...
Perfect Region
...

With a name like this, why would you need to get any other region involved in your party?

I think you mean Pandas are hot.

[Aquilanion]

Top report Urs!

Well done everyone!

[Tinhampton]

It was time for a sleepover in the Nest, and all the girls were invited. They had everything a sleepover could need: a blender, trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls, pokeballs, some raidable regions, puppies with shotguns, and most importantly -- no boys.

After a bit of messing with the blender, the girls decided to go on their raid...

H i t s
...
Greater East
...

Congratulations to Greater East - which still bears your girl-power tag from the Good Friday major update raid - on becoming today's featured region

[RiderSyl]

It was time for a sleepover in the Nest, and all the girls were invited. They had everything a sleepover could need: a blender, trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls, pokeballs, some raidable regions, puppies with shotguns, and most importantly -- no boys.

After a bit of messing with the blender, the girls decided to go on their raid...

H i t s
...
Greater East
...

Congratulations to Greater East - which still bears your girl-power tag from the Good Friday major update raid - on becoming today's featured region

Epic!

[World Assembly Nation 665]

It was time for a sleepover in the Nest, and all the girls were invited. They had everything a sleepover could need: a blender, trans anarcho-communist lesbian catgirls, pokeballs, some raidable regions, puppies with shotguns, and most importantly -- no boys.

After a bit of messing with the blender, the girls decided to go on their raid...

H i t s
...
Greater East
...

Congratulations to Greater East - which still bears your girl-power tag from the Good Friday major update raid - on becoming today's featured region

Still one of the best raids I've ever been a part of. Awesome to see all the reports here too!

[Industrialen]

Pictured: Souls at the checkpoint

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General Ever-Wandering Souls approaches the last checkpoint before entering The Black Hawks. Colonel Rachael is his only obstacle left:

"Regular day, Souls?" She says, casually

"Ah, same old same old," replies the General

"I hear you. Can I see your papers? The council will bonk me if I just let you through."

"Of course, I understand"

He slides a stack of documents under the window, and remarks:

"Hey, have you seen Violet Evergarden? I'm hosting an anime watchalong sometime soon."

Rachael frantically whisphers into her walkie-talkie:

"WE GOT HIM"

Out of the surrounding brush, a horde of little Hawkies swoops down upon their prey. LTN Ursidae drives a tank through a clump of trees, with SGT Adrianna manning the weapons. CPL Frank pilots a small plane, from which promotion buddies SGT Matan and SGT Zizou swoop down as paratroopers. SGT Drexlore sneaks up to mere feet from the culprit, hiding under an inconspicuous cardboard box. PFC Refuge Isle runs in on foot without a weapon, just to be part of the fun. SGT Aquila sounds over the loudspeaker:

Pictured: The Hawks pounce

"HANDS UP, ANIME EXCLUSION SQUAD!"

Souls yells at the top of his lungs:

"YOU'RE ALL GOING WITH ME! SO BASICALLY THERE"S THIS GIRL AND SHE GOT BACK FROM A WAR-"

Luckily, the Hawks had prepared for this and brought industrial-grade earplugs to block out the weeb. In the following spree, the Anime Exclusion Squad apprehended 46 of his associate regions and brought them back into the light.

The Pure Hawks:
SGT Industrialen (Trigger)
GEN Ever-Wandering Souls
LTN Ursidae
SGT Drexlore
SGT Aquilanion
SGT Zizou
SGT Adriannas
CPL Frankreed
PFC Refuge Isle

Regions saved:
Riverhide
Lowlands
United Australialia And Study Group
Shizei
Southern United Peoples
International Space Station
Refound Land
Cudreobar
Duhmerican Alliance
East Asia
The United World Nations
United Group
Futaba Aoi
Grand Kingdom Free Region
Game Region
Northlandia
Death And Taxes
Nerds
Anime Exclusion Zone
Duhad And Friends
Oak Island
Lead And Zinc Alliance
Machina
Bigtopia
Confederacy Of Libertarian Nations
Right Wing Libertarian Party
Commonwealth Of The French Republic
The Mccarthy Bloc
Fallout Dnd
Azathoth
Isc
The Lemon Hub
The Sith United Nations
Giveran Empire Hq
The Legion Of Misa
The Twin Cities
Eolor
Wielki Hiszpanski
Communist Pact
Stars And Moon Region
Pangea Oceania
Reject Capitalism
The Park In The Night
Insane Asylum
Legion Of The United People
The Kingdom Of Woven Stars

[Tinhampton]

...why would the Anime Exclusion Squad apprehend the Anime Exclusion Zone?

[Industrialen]

...why would the Anime Exclusion Squad apprehend the Anime Exclusion Zone?

I never said it was ours to begin with.

[Aquilanion]

Great raid! A pleasure to be a part of it!

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Yeah, pick on me, I'm not even the one with the anime flag or PFP, and you all *enjoyed* Violet Evergarden! Devi and I at least both cried!

Why didn't anyone tell me that Refuge Isle was so dang fast? Wow. I knew Ziz and Frank were already, but...

[Bjourn]

Raider by Steak(a parody of Revenge)
[Intro: Steak]
Raider
Aw man

[Verse 1: Steak]
So we back in the Raid
Got our puppets raiding from side to side
Side-side to side
This raid, a grueling one
Hope to ban some natives tonight, night, night
Natives tonight

[Pre-Chorus: Steak]
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh, no, it's Steak again
I can never forget those raids, raids, raids
raids-raids-raids

[Chorus: Steak]
'Cause, fendas, tonight
The Black Hawks gonna raid regions again
'Cause, fendas, tonight
We grab our pups, triggers, and GO again (GO again-gain)
And raid, raid until it's done, done
Until the sun comes after update
'Cause, fendas, tonight
The Black Hawks gonna raid regions again (regions again-gain)

That was only one song off of Steak's new album: The Steaky Hawk

The Black Hawks decided to put the Penny issue aside and help Steak write song lyrics for his new album; however, the Hawks ran out of vocab words and decided to raid your region in search of dictionaries. The Hawks managed to find a lot of dictionaries and brought them back to the NEW Nest. If you want to read some dictionaries, listen to Steak’s songs and check out the nest, click this link! come join here!

The Dictionary Song Hawks:
LTN Bjourn
SGT Aquilanion
SGT Zizou
CPL Black Hawk Zazumo
PFC Refuge Isle

hits
elite_ace_team
imki
confederacy_of_independent_lycan_planets
lake_sevan
roleplay_dump
place
mechan_empire
meep
the_greater_republic
the_rorikon_worlds
abay
allalone
the_conglomerate_of_royal_ashholes
entity
ilha_do_povo
region_of_misfit_leftists
new_region_name
rp_da_historia_de_portugal
western_isles
oppression_is_the_best
norvelland
loomian_legacy
the_nation_states_mittles
lasagna_part_two
island_of_extremely_powerful_commies
capa

[Zanaana]

Lmao

[Aquilanion]

Great report Steak and a great raid!

[Ursidae]

The Teddy-Hawks Picnic


Lieutenant Ursus climbs a tree to get a better vantage point during update

If you go down to update today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to update today
You'd better go in disguise!

For every Bear-Hawk that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the
Teddy-Hawks have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy-Hawks
The little Teddy-Hawks are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch the-Natives unawares
And see them picnic on their run today

See them gaily gad about
They love to raid and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock the Mommy-n'-Daddy Hawks
Will take them home to nest
Because they're tired little Teddy-Hawks

Every Teddy-Hawk who's been good
Is sure of a flower today
There's lots of interesting regions to raid
And wonderful spam-games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll raid and switch as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the
Teddy-Hawks have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy-Hawks
The little Teddy-Hawks are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch the-Natives unawares
And see them picnic on their run today

See them gaily gad about
They love to raid and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock the Mommy-n'-Daddy Hawks
Will take them home to nest
Because they're tired little Teddy-Hawks
Because they're tired little Teddy-Hawks

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Ursus forgot to wipe his feet when setting up the treasure hunt

The Black Hawks went out for their second picnic over the weekend. Much fun and success was had by all, despite attempts by the fun-hating Teddy-Fendas to gatecrash and steal away with picnic supplies. If you would like to join us on our next picnic please introduced yourself on our discord and sign up on our forums.

The Ravenous Teddy-Hawks
General Jakker
Lieutenant Ursidae (trigger)
Sergeant Adriannas
Sergeant Ezkio
Corporal Black Hawk Zazumo
Corporal Frankreed

Regions the Teddy-Hawks picnicked in
Minecraft Forest Biome
El Schoolo
Combine World
Before 2200
The International Assembly Of Nations
League Of Federated Sovereign States
Isnl
Ortins
Sturm Brigade
The Hegemony
The Grand Army
The Communist Movement
The American Wasteland
Babylonie
Greater Urxa
The Thoftscipe
Turtle Land
Palm Tree Empire
Total Anarchy
Area Revival
Alpha Gamers
The Turd Burglian Bloc
Gibberish Provinces Group
The Empire Of Corpin
United Pacificia
United Islands Of The Pacific Ocean
Big Rocks Wilderness
Union Of Advanced Democratic Nations
Iarasupneapsanaa
The North East
Alvinia
Mobilea
The Socialist European Union
Nstoday
Keiserriket
Despotic Federation
Giveran Empire Hq
Federation Of Rice Lovers
Association Of Korean Mining Brigades
Pikmin 4
The Topaz Fists

[Badivermeraed]

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