Don’t Point That Thing at me!
Following an increasingly popular trend in @@NAME@@ wherein advocacy groups show up to town halls and other political assemblies and gatherings armed to the teeth with firearms, even the most gun-friendly of politicians are now clambering for the government to take action.
VALIDITY: Guns are legal
Option 1: “We all love the right to own and carry.” Says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the scandal-ridden mayor of @@CAPITAL@@, who was recently threatened during the opening of a new grocery store by a woman carrying a pistol and two grenades over the issue of food stamps, “But surely mob rule was never the intention in that right? Please, @@LEADER@@, put a ban on guns in public places and end this mayhem!’
Citizens have the right to bear arms, unless a politician is nearby.
Option 2: “Keep your hands off my guns!” Says Libertarian activist @@RANDOMNAME@@, cleaning @@HIS@@ AK-73 menacingly in your direction. “When the people were given the right to bear arms, this is exactly what our lawmakers had in mind! The point of our right, besides safety and shooting birds out of the sky for fun, is to keep our politicians in line with the people. The threat of an armed, free populace is much scarier for these politicians than any war ever could be, and exercising that right should NEVER be a crime.”
The people of @@NAME@@ find aiming a gun at their local politicians much more effective than voting.
Option 3: @@RANDOMNAME@@, your unpopular Minister of Finance, walks into your office with holes grazing a bulletproof vest he’s wearing over his coat. “This is ridiculous!” @@HE@@ says, taking the bulletproof vest off and revealing another layer beneath it. “But I know just the way to get back at these loons…” @@HE@@ remarks, pulling a pistol from a holster on his waist. “Just equip us public figures with guns, too, and that way when they start firing at us, we can shoot back.”
Heated town halls often descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents.