Coronavirus Thread III: The Show Must Not Go On (READ OP)

[Cisairse]

Stay off the internet. Flatten the curve.

That's not a bad idea. Come sunrise we should all go out for a walk in the fresh air.

And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.

[Rojava Free State]

https://youtu.be/qJLfm7cB0u8

Just wanted to share this informational video with you all. It's really got alot of neat information on viruses.

[Tarsonis]

That's not a bad idea. Come sunrise we should all go out for a walk in the fresh air.

And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.

There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

[San Lumen]

And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.

EDIT:

I'm not going to say it but y'all know the drill.

There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant

[Tarsonis]

There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant

The sun will come out, tomorrow.

[Neanderthaland]

I miss riding the subway.

Really?

[Rojava Free State]

There were three people on the subway today. Three. Thanos was certainly on to something.

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant

Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.

[Kyapo]

So this is where every one went after I snuck to the loo.

[Tarsonis]

I miss riding the subway.

Really?

He's in that zone of grief. Fire the compliment cannons!

[San Lumen]

I miss riding the subway.

Really?

Yeah

I miss riding the subway. Thanos didnt make people suffer though. It was nearly instant

Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.

That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

[Tarsonis]

Really?

Yeah

Idk, it looked like Peter Parker suffered.

That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

You mean his peter tingle?

[Baltenstein]

Got up to 508. Good job everybody. I just want to thank Miley Cyrus, and the cast at SNL.

I wanna thank God...or maybe Shiva, or Vishnu, or Kunte Kinte, or Thor, or Poseidon, or Zeus, or Osiris, or Ba'al, or Anubis, or Kanye West, or Odin, or the Japanese Emperor, or the great Cherokee creator spirit.

There is but one god you should put your faith in in times like these:

[Tinhampton]

Apparentlyyyyy.... I owe you $2,700! That's about £2,200 - or roughly the maximum furlough pay that HM Government is giving workers. Unless they were employed after 28th February, because fucking reasons.

Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continues, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!

[Cisairse]

Yeah



That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

You mean his peter tingle?

Good lord I hated that bit.

[Cisairse]

I wanna thank God...or maybe Shiva, or Vishnu, or Kunte Kinte, or Thor, or Poseidon, or Zeus, or Osiris, or Ba'al, or Anubis, or Kanye West, or Odin, or the Japanese Emperor, or the great Cherokee creator spirit.

There is but one god you should put your faith in in times like these:

Your sig surprisingly completed this post.

[San Lumen]

You mean his peter tingle?

Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.

[Fartsniffage]

That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.

[Kyapo]

Bless Nurgle, I'm painting his army of joy at the moment. Felt a bit odd opening the box.

[Tarsonis]

Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.

The Peter Tingle Bit?

[Cisairse]

Hey that beats the $0 I'm getting from Trump.

That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country

Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.

So the first thread lasted 62 days.
The second thread lasted 14 days.
If this trend continues, this thread will last just over 3 days. The thread after that will last about 17 hours.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!

I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.

[Cisairse]

That was only because through his spider sense he could feel it coming

Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.

Now I'm imagining Deadpool constantly melting away and regenerating in a cycle for five years.

[Tarsonis]

That's how much 95% of the global population are getting out of this... wrong country

Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.

I'm calling bagsies on Coronavirus Thread XI, which will apparently last for 1,862 milliseconds (if my sums are right) on the evening of 8th April 2020 before action moves extremely swiftly onto Coronavirus Thread XII!

I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.

Why? Every adult gets 1200, plus 600 a week on top of the unemployment benefits. Why aren't you getting anything?

[Cisairse]

Good lord I hated that bit.

who didn't. That was the most emotional scene in the movie.

No, the "peter tingle" bit.

[San Lumen]

Spiderman has quick regeneration. It took much longer for him to die because of it.

Now I'm imagining Deadpool constantly melting away and regenerating in a cycle for five years.

That would be awful. Imagine if one had the Infinity Stones they could just make the virus vanish in an instant

[Cisairse]

Even worse, I'm an American citizen and still getting nothing.



I'm worried that oversaturation will devalue the top-of-page real estate market.

Why? Every adult gets 1200, plus 600 a week on top of the unemployment benefits. Why aren't you getting anything?

I was claimed as a dependent, so I get nothing.