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by Rojava Free State » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:50 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Cannot think of a name » Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:55 pm
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by Cannot think of a name » Fri Apr 03, 2020 4:35 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Soon I would lament the loss of that blessed moment, shortly after waking up on the floor of the public toilet, when I was not yet aware of the very nature of the dried fluids covering most of my aching body.
by Hurdergaryp » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:05 pm
by Ethel mermania » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:12 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:With the aftertaste of lima beans and cheap gin still lingering in the back of her mouth, she screamed at the top of her longs "No Longer Shall We Be Forced To Remain In The House Of The Lord, FOREVER!" in a surprisingly deep baritone voice, while struggling to undo the straps of her season-appropriate lederhosen.
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by Hurdergaryp » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:28 pm
Cannot think of a name wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:Soon I would lament the loss of that blessed moment, shortly after waking up on the floor of the public toilet, when I was not yet aware of the very nature of the dried fluids covering most of my aching body.
Unfortunately for the nature of this competition, I would 100% read the rest of this story.
Ethel mermania wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:With the aftertaste of lima beans and cheap gin still lingering in the back of her mouth, she screamed at the top of her longs "No Longer Shall We Be Forced To Remain In The House Of The Lord, FOREVER!" in a surprisingly deep baritone voice, while struggling to undo the straps of her season-appropriate lederhosen.
Where can I buy this book?
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:26 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:With the aftertaste of lima beans and cheap gin still lingering in the back of her mouth, she screamed at the top of her longs "No Longer Shall We Be Forced To Remain In The House Of The Lord, FOREVER!" in a surprisingly deep baritone voice, while struggling to undo the straps of her season-appropriate lederhosen.
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by Ethel mermania » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:33 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Hurdergaryp wrote:With the aftertaste of lima beans and cheap gin still lingering in the back of her mouth, she screamed at the top of her longs "No Longer Shall We Be Forced To Remain In The House Of The Lord, FOREVER!" in a surprisingly deep baritone voice, while struggling to undo the straps of her season-appropriate lederhosen.
I’m hooked to this one. The lederhosen did it.
by Rojava Free State » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:46 pm
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
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Bombadil wrote:"This is bullshit", muttered Bombadil as he opened yet another pack of worthless cards.
by The Archregimancy » Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:00 am
Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since he’d accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago.
by Cannot think of a name » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:01 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Just a quick note that there are four more days to get those sentences in. Impress me, NSG - I have faith in you. There are some very good efforts in here so far.
For further inspiration, here's last year's winner of the real Bulwer-Lytton contest:Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since he’d accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago.
by Hurdergaryp » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:20 am
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by Ethel mermania » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:35 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Just a quick note that there are four more days to get those sentences in. Impress me, NSG - I have faith in you. There are some very good efforts in here so far.
For further inspiration, here's last year's winner of the real Bulwer-Lytton contest:Space Fleet Commander Brad Brad sat in silence, surrounded by a slowly dissipating cloud of smoke, maintaining the same forlorn frown that had been fixed upon his face since he’d accidentally destroyed the phenomenon known as time, thirteen inches ago.
by Diarcesia » Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:47 am
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