Kuriko - Potato Victory Statement

[Kuriko]

Can nations make their own decisions freely ?

Yes, they can. That's pretty much what my campaign is about .

[Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum]

Can nations make their own decisions freely ?

Yes, they can. That's pretty much what my campaign is about .

I hope you are chosen then.

[Piscina]

I must make a plea to all nations of the world: Do not vote for Kuriko! The GA serves an essential and indispensable role in ensuring that sapient rights are maintained, the environment is preserved for future generations, and that the general level of dignity and civilisation in the world is maintained, and under Kuriko it’s authority to fulfill this role would be reduced to nearly nothing!

Kuriko’s proposal to reduce the authority of GA resolutions to encompass only the author nation will inevitably result in such horrors as slavery, genocides, and rampant exploitation of the workers and common people of this world returning to widespread existence as they will no longer be prohibited by any legitimate authority.

If Kuriko is elected they will stand idly by while horrors that should never return to civilised nations flourish and grow like cancer! All nations with a shred of dignity must do all they can to ensure Kuriko does not become the General Secretary!

(Seriously though, this isn’t meant to offend anyone. Kuriko is a great delegate. I do have many concerns about her GA policies though. At any rate, have a nice day regardless of who you’re voting for!)

[Marxist Germany]

As a 4-time GA author, I endorse Kuriko for SecGen!

[Kuriko]

Later today I shall revamp my campaign, as I do believe my joking is now aside and it's no longer my birthday. As of now, I stand for all nations who feel that they've been oppressed by the General Assembly. The General Assembly has grown too powerful in recent years, forcing nations to comply with resolutions and laws they don't agree with or want.

It's time to end that! It's time to bring an end to the in-fighting of the GA, and turn it into a peaceful paradise where resolutions only affect the authoring nation. I also stand against raiding, as well as for making the Security Council stronger and more active. Vote Kuriko for a stronger Security Council and greater nation sovereignty!

[Aureumterra]

After careful investigation, the Bigtopian Campaign has discovered DIRT ON KURIKO!!!!!!

We hope this revelation finally reveal’s Kuriko’s true, dirty colors, and voters make the correct and informed decision

[Morover]

After careful investigation, the Bigtopian Campaign has discovered DIRT ON KURIKO!!!!!!

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We hope this revelation finally reveal’s Kuriko’s true, dirty colors, and voters make the correct and informed decision

Following this unexpected development, my campaign condemns Kuriko deeply and wholeheartedly.

[Kuriko]

After careful investigation, the Bigtopian Campaign has discovered DIRT ON KURIKO!!!!!!

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We hope this revelation finally reveal’s Kuriko’s true, dirty colors, and voters make the correct and informed decision

Blast you, you felons!! That dirt isn't my own, it was planted by your campaign, and I call slander!!

After careful investigation, the Bigtopian Campaign has discovered DIRT ON KURIKO!!!!!!

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We hope this revelation finally reveal’s Kuriko’s true, dirty colors, and voters make the correct and informed decision

Following this unexpected development, my campaign condemns Kuriko deeply and wholeheartedly.

Traitor! Don't listen to their lies Morover, I have no dirt!

[Kuriko]

I also pledge to stamp out fascism and Nazism once and for all if elected. Down with both!

[Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum]

I also pledge to stamp out fascism and Nazism once and for all if elected. Down with both!

I guess what will be the full duty of the security council will not be nonsense condemnation anymore + Will the symbols of the Terrorist Organizations be banned in your period ? (ISIS-YPG-PKK) flags and symbols of similar terrorist groups.If this is so, I can think of joining the world assembly in your period.

[Kuriko]

I also pledge to stamp out fascism and Nazism once and for all if elected. Down with both!

I guess what will be the full duty of the security council will not be nonsense condemnation anymore + Will the symbols of the Terrorist Organizations be banned in your period ? (ISIS-YPG-PKK) flags and symbols of similar terrorist groups.If this is so, I can think of joining the world assembly in your period.

I swear it

[Morover]

In a drastic twist of fate, the Morovian candidate has dropped out and endorsed Kuriko to be the next Secretary-General.

Best of luck.

[Kuriko]

In a drastic twist of fate, the Morovian candidate has dropped out and endorsed Kuriko to be the next Secretary-General.

Best of luck.

A moment of silence for the Morovian candidate

Thank you, my friend. I will not let you down!

[Oxes Republic]

Vote Kuriko. The only candidate that can defeat the weeb cats!

[Kuriko]

Vote Kuriko. The only candidate that can defeat the weeb cats!

Please be nice to the other candidates.

[Kuriko]

Whoooo... OP is updated again!!

[Fauxia]

Should we be comfortable with the overenthusiasm of some of your supporters?

[Kuriko]

Should we be comfortable with the overenthusiasm of some of your supporters?

Everyone has enthusiastic supporters, not just me. I haven't even asked them to do what they're doing...

[Fauxia]

Should we be comfortable with the overenthusiasm of some of your supporters?

Everyone has enthusiastic supporters, not just me. I haven't even asked them to do what they're doing...

*checks "dodge" on notes*

[Skieg Plos]

Long Live Kuriko!

[Morover]

Round Two is up and running.

Remember to vote Kuriko.

[Kuriko]

Vote Kuriko for round 2!

[Kuriko]

I hereby declare free ponies for all who vote Kuriko!

[Morover]

this just in: my campaign promise now extends to Kuriko's campaign.

[Saint Nicholas and the Hussars]

Surrender all of your votes and voters to bigtopia



please? It ironic you destroy bigtopia, the pinnacle of politics and freedoms