Today, I announce that I, President Mustafa ibn Sina Abu Jamal (Insanistan), am running for Secretary-General. I am and have always been an avid advocate for freedom, secularism, democracy, and equality. As Secretary-General, I will continue to implement and fight for these things. If you, vote for me, West Pacific, we cannot fail! We will not fail! You want more representation? Less unnecessary telegrams? An eradication of Communism? I am the one to get it done.
Who will support me in this election?