Emergency Release
Office of the World Assembly Elite, Secret Bunker, World Assembly Headquarters
For so long, we have denied the existence of the World Assembly Elite. For so long, we have tried to hide its existence from the people. For so long, we have used our cronies to attack those who dared question our version of the truth. As the Minister of World Assembly Affairs for The North Pacific, I have long had the solemn responsibility of maintaining the chokehold of the WA Elite on all WA legislation.
But our powers are slipping. Our deception is slipping away. We have been exposed, for using our rightfully earned endorsements to rightfully have our say in the World Assembly. Our web of corruption, stretching across every single large region in the game because clearly every large region must be colluding with each other to choke the World Assembly because clearly we are just pretending to disagree with each other because clearly raider/defender or whatnot are clearly just lies fabricated by the WA Elite to convince everyone that we are independent of each other and are not controlled by a single entity who miraculously holds power over every single game-created region because clearly our different voting stances in the World Assembly is just a carefully curated lie, has been exposed.
And now, with no other choices, I must ask you, the World Assembly to vote for me as Secretary General, to fight for the existence of the World Assembly Elite, and to continue denying the vast number of World Assembly members their say because clearly every big Delegate votes only according to the demands of the World Assembly Elite without any regard for the will of their people and there are definitely no voting threads for every WA resolution in large, democratic regions, that are open to all World Assembly nations in the region and they clearly completely ignore the vote of WA nations in the region and clearly every Delegate must be part of the WA Elite automatically no matter how they were chosen or by whom they were chosen because clearly the WA Elite works behind the shadows in every single large region to ensure only candidates favourable to the WA Elite are chosen to become Delegate because that's how much power the WA Elite has even though everyone who has been called part of the WA Elite are from vastly different backgrounds but that's clearly just a facade and they're all friends who collude with each other or maybe the Delegates just get automatically sucked in by the WA Elite when they're elected idk but clearly they control all the Delegates somehow.
Please.
Please.
We want our power.
Please.
(Dispatch can be found and upvoted here: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339492)
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