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Okay, thank you very much. Thank you. Very comfortable here. A lot of room. And we appreciate you being here.
I stand before you today as the candidate of continuity and as the candidate of change. Through continuity and change we will keep TNP great and keep the WA great!
When I became Delegate almost six months ago, by the way, wasn’t that an exciting night? They said we couldn’t win and we did. When I became Delegate almost six months ago I said many times that The World Assembly had been treating us so terribly. Very badly. Badlier than you would even believe, trust me! We would no longer tolerate it. Unlike my predecessor, when I say no, I mean it!
Today I stand as a candidate to ensure that The North Pacific is the greatest region in the world! That we will continue to stomp very bad proposals with our bigly vote, killing the hopes of aspiring but lazy writers. Really when you think about it? Those authors should have been much nicer to me than they were.
But no, instead they continued to support the fake news socialist candidates Like Caelapes, Kuriko and Racoda. Puppets for the fake news anti-WA agenda, these agents of chaos must be stopped. Socialism destroys regions. Hundreds of nations have endorsed candidates to impose a socialist takeover of our World Assembly... To those watching at home tonight, I want you to know: We will never let socialism destroy TNP or the WA! Trust me, nobody knows more about socialism than me, or how evil it is. Many people have said that I know more about socialism than anyone else alive.
We will have a great victory. We have no other choice. Every one of us has a role to play in winning this war - I call it a war, because that is what it is. Every citizen, family, and business can make the difference in stopping these people from destroying the WA. This is our shared patriotic duty. Challenging times are ahead for the next 3 days, and this is a very vital 3 days.
It is incredible what can be achieved with the support of true North Pacificans, those who do not buy into the fake news anti-TNP agenda. I was a businessman before running for Delegate - I left a very good job where I made far more money to enter public service! People said it couldn’t be done. But you proved them wrong - look at what you did! Incredible. Imagine what can be achieved if we pull together and vote for McMasterdonia for Secretary-General?! We will see the same... incredible results. Nobody will even believe it. But does fake news The Northern Light ever report on it?
Congratulations, thank you, thank you. We’ve made TNP great again. Our army is the strongest in the world ! Our troops finally have what they need to succeed. Our diplomacy has never been better! Next we turn to the World Assembly, where the same results can be achieved!
Nobody can beat us, nobody can best us, and nobody can stop us.
Vote McMasterdonia for World Assembly Secretary-General