Vote for the Meow for General Secretary.

by **Valentine Z** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:40 pm

I, Valentine Z, will promise peace to the realms of the Council and the great beyond if you vote for me as a General Secretary.

Bulletin: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339284

Hello there, my wonderous friends from the entirety of Valentine Z! So… I have received news that people are running for Gen Sec, promising everything that you would expect from a candidate – ending corruption, down with the favoritism / nepotism, and all the other political stuff. I, Valentine Z, will offer much more than that, and I promise peace to the realms of the Security Council, World Assembly, and the great beyond if you vote for me as a General Secretary.

Perks of voting for me include but not limited to:
· No-nonsense on just about everything.
· A guarantee that your days will be sweet and wonderful. No more sad days! https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1332929
· A promise of one orange-and-white cat that will become your bestest of friend.
· A world for both the cats and the dogs to become best friends. Cats vs Dogs are no more!
· With Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate of Existence and the Omniverse” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Verlene Eveline Celinda Sammy Doris T-Rev Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Vitesse Allison, AKA the Fate on our side, we can sure that! Did we mention no more sad days? ♥

Having perhaps 1.323 x 10⁵⁰⁰⁵ years of experience in leading multiple worlds, Valentine knows exactly what the citizens want, regardless of species

#Valentine2020 - Because Love and Peace is no longer bounded to Valentine's Day.

by **Nakena** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:41 pm

I hereby endorse Valentine Z/Meow for General Secretary 2020

by **Socialist Communist States** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:49 pm

As Ultimate Supreme Leader of this glorious nation, I gloriously give my full and unqualified support to Valentine Z. May their campaign outshine everyone else as WA-SEC-GEN.

(Nice one, Val).

by **The Cosmic Mainframe** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:51 pm

Damn, why do all of the candidates have to be so good?

Now I have four that I can't decide between.

by **Bloodshade** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:51 pm

Aye, you have my vote. The people of Bloodshade (and Ambrosia!) shall most certainly vote for the Meow to lead us into an age of peace and prospertiy.

by **Wexas** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:13 pm

I am the Kingdom of Wexas, and I support this message. I am voting for you.

F7ers of the world, unite!

by **Outer Sparta** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:16 pm

Can't decide between you and Bigtopia. Ahh damn election time brings out a bunch of people.

by **Exetonia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:29 pm

You have my vote

by **Vaspelia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:39 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Can't decide between you and Bigtopia. Ahh damn election time brings out a bunch of people.

Do you know this Bigtopia guy/girl?, you have chilled along side him/her?. On my side, i never heard of Bigtopia, because there's a man who i DO stand along side him, who i laugh and share with, and someone who i shall fight alongside with. And that guy is VALENTINE Z, GRAND FELINE-LORD FROM THE EAST AND SOUL AND HEART OF MIGHTY FOURM 7. You may look into the promises and the propaganda of those big candidates with all pomp and no substance. But if you look into your own heart, you shall find the anwser.

by **Outer Sparta** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:40 pm

Vaspelia wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Can't decide between you and Bigtopia. Ahh damn election time brings out a bunch of people.

Do you know this Bigtopia guy/girl?, you have chilled along side him/her?. On my side, i never heard of Bigtopia, because there's a man who i DO stand along side him, who i laugh and share with, and someone who i shall fight alongside with. And that guy is VALENTINE Z, GRAND FELINE-LORD FROM THE EAST AND SOUL AND HEART OF MIGHTY FOURM 7. You may look into the promises and the propaganda of those big candidates with all pomp and no substance. But if you look into your own heart, you shall find the anwser.

Tell me more about Valentine Z. I shall listen.

by **The Cosmic Mainframe** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:44 pm

Vaspelia wrote:
Outer Sparta wrote:Can't decide between you and Bigtopia. Ahh damn election time brings out a bunch of people.

Do you know this Bigtopia guy/girl?, you have chilled along side him/her?. On my side, i never heard of Bigtopia, because there's a man who i DO stand along side him, who i laugh and share with, and someone who i shall fight alongside with. And that guy is VALENTINE Z, GRAND FELINE-LORD FROM THE EAST AND SOUL AND HEART OF MIGHTY FOURM 7. You may look into the promises and the propaganda of those big candidates with all pomp and no substance. But if you look into your own heart, you shall find the anwser.

Well my thoughts are that the Secretary-General is merely a symbolic position after April Fools Day if I recall correctly, so asking for "substance" may be the wrong approach here. Instead, we might as well give it to whoever makes us think "Wouldn't it be cool if they were eternally enshrined as WA Secretary-General?"

Valentine Z does make a strong case on that front as well, I will admit.

iSideWith results · by **Scottish Socialists** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:45 pm

The Scottish Governing Council has, with an overwhelming majority, chosen to endorse Valentine Z for General Secretary. The GovernCouncil came to this conclusion following intense scrutiny of the policies of all candidates, before choosing Valentine Z for the promise of “no more bad days”.

We encourage all left-leaning nations to do the same, and also encourage all other nations as well, since we can all agree that bad days are like when there’s no Irn Bru left in the Co-op, or when the mince and tatties have gone cold on the plate, or even when your kilt gets lifted by the wind! We, the council, understand that under Valentine Z, these things will no longer happen.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:59 pm

This is not my WA nation, but I have gone into detail why you should vote for Val

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1339334

Please take my reasons into consideration when you vote

by **Vaspelia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:32 pm

Outer Sparta wrote:Tell me more about Valentine Z. I shall listen.

Ah, what else could i say, that comment of mine was a great impulse coming from my own heart to support my ever-enduring Cat-bro. He's a nice writer, always willing to help and guide others, having a stoic happiness that could rally entire armies to the most excellent causes. There is no doubt that the way that NationStates need is the Way of Valentine Z, an supreme mew that shall eco across the entire site.

by **Valentine Z** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:45 pm

The Meow would like to extend his thanks to everyone for the votes so far. Remember that every vote counts, and they will go towards securing your chances of getting not one, but TWO cats per household!

by **Stanier** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:16 pm

*Cue very awesome yet chill Jazz track*

Official Statement from the Government of The Stanierian Republic

"Ahem... Throughout many years, the Stanierian ~~Mafia~~" *cough cough* "I-mean-Government! Has feared this day would happen, and undoubtedly, it surely came. Now, it must reflect on whom to support for the post of World Assembly Secretary General, and who better to fill the shoes than Valentine Z, the nation of the happy meows?"

"Now, many candidates have popped up, and some of them have bought your ~~votes~~ consciousness via promising memes, fictitious catgirls, filled card decks, or nothing at all. But Valentine Z offers some things, that while perhaps not tangible in one case, is a thing which NS desperately needs, and I'm talking about happiness, and cats. ~~We're more of a dog nation ourselves but more on that later"~~

"So, alas. We, The Stanierian Republic, politely invites you, the nation reading this humble message, to vote for Valentine Z for WA Gen-Sec, or else you will lose a great opportunity to obtain something special~~, not to mention you'll be losin' your life, since we're aiming Tommy Guns against your backs. Make the right choice or else we pullin' the triggers, capisci?"~~

"The Government of Stanier once again reiterates..."

Voting for Valentine Z ensures four years of never-ending happiness and cute cat videos, so what are you waiting for? ~~Really, what'cha waitin' for? You wanna die?~~

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:19 pm

the meow is cute but not silly enough, vote herp!

(hi Valentiene Z! GL on the elections)

by **Hammer Britannia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:20 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:the meow is cute but not silly enough, vote herp!

(hi Valentiene Z! GL on the elections)

Silliness is overrated.

Free cats are better

iSideWith results · by **Scottish Socialists** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:21 pm

M E O W
Hear that? That’s the sound of your home if you vote for Val. Peaceful meowing, cute meowing, fluffy meowing. You want that, don’t you? We all want it. Don’t vote for anyone else. Get to the polls, and vote for Val. Tell your friends to vote for Val. Tell your region-mates to vote for Val. Hell, get your enemies to vote for Val.
We all want cats.

by **Valentine Z** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:23 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:the meow is cute but not silly enough, vote herp!

(hi Valentiene Z! GL on the elections)

Thankssss! All the best to you too! :hug:

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As for the rest of you, I will make a dedication dispatch once this is over and done. Not now, but once this is done, shoot me a TG or a DM through Discord if you voted or campaigned for me. ^^

by **United American Commonwealth** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:46 pm

I don't have a WA account nor do I plan on having one, but this guy's alright.

You have my emotional and spiritual support

by **Atheist Democratic Freehold** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:49 pm

I don’t think Valentine Z will be a good General Secretary.

by **Valentine Z** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:49 pm

To counter the gore you people might have seen... have one to counter all of this.

With me around, I promise that there will be no more gore, and more of this where it came from! :3

(Al Gore can stay!) ^^

by **Hammer Britannia** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:50 pm

Atheist Democratic Freehold wrote:I don’t think Valentine Z will be a good General Secretary.

We are going to beat you to death

by **Stanier** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:51 pm

Atheist Democratic Freehold wrote:I don’t think Valentine Z will be a good General Secretary.

*Reloads Tommy Gun and tips fedora*
you better explain yourself right there, capisce?

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