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Hello Nations of the World!
I am your friendly local panda, promising something that no other candidate can - free pandas!
There are a number of reasons why this is desirable:
1. Pandas are cute
2. Pandas are fluffy
3. Pandas are low maintenance (what else were you going to do with all that bamboo?)
4. Pandas won't claw your face off when you try to pet us
Vote for me to claim your free panda! ^_^