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by The Imperial Reach » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:32 am
by The Imperial Reach » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:44 am
The Imperial Reach wrote:I'm done dicking around with random stuff in CKII for a while. It gets boring trying out all these weird ideas and concepts I come up with. Instead, I'm going to go through the wiki's list of "Interesting Characters" and see what I can do with these guys.
First up is Count Hugues de Lusignan, a particularly unsavory lad who fought and died in the Crusades.
by Klorgia1 » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:32 pm
by Danubian Peoples » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:39 pm
Klorgia1 wrote:The might of the Brazilian empire has proven itself unstoppable. A greater Brazil with a cultural majority in Uruguay, (rightfully Brazilian) Paraguay, Bolivia and most of Brazilian Argentina. The conquest of the "Colombian" Amazons and the sphering of their ex-master has given way to Brazilian Panama, which I was careful to only officiate after my troops were on the other side of the border (many had been fighting in the graveyard of a nation called Mexico). Four masses in Africa, one growing out from Sokoto, one in Southern Africa, and one which enveloped most of Ethiopia (and then some) like a snake, perfected with a recent conquest in Madagascar. It is said over 84 divisions of Rebels against the Madagascar monarchy laid down their arms upon hearing of their new master. And this does not even count in the gold of the empire: Asia.
Brazilian India, which ironically extends on its edge through our timelines Pakistan, is a glorious sight to behold. But it does little compare to China, which I plan to further consume, cementing my mastery of the ultimate prize. Two of the most populated Chinese states lay in my grasp, and my one-time alliance with the British (who I have beaten before, again proving the grandiosity of Brazil) shows endless plentiful fruit.
This is only a quick summation, missing most the glorify details of our history, the greatness of our politics and culture, all the states in once-colonial territory leading to an infinite industrial *powerhouse within our borders and quickly spreading beyond to the world under us. Yet now Brazil faces a choice: The Ottoman armies have dared to lay their arms against Hedjaz as they did with most half of Nejd. The armies which once fell against a Egyptian-Hedjian-Nejdian-Persian coalition (or something or other) before Portugal brought a two-front war is now one of the most powerful in all the world, arguably even a sight to behold to the might of Brazils great leadership. We desire to sphere them, to master them, make their economy submissive to the future which is Brazil, and Hedjaz has proven a two-faced but friendly empire will attack anyone, even those considered friendly to our rule. But this is a great mistake, for now we may intervene.
My question to you, ladies and gentlemen, is should I? Should I invade the Ottomans, bringing the might of my invincible web of alliances and indestructible war-machine into the heart of Constantinople? We have the Italians and Russians to smack them, and I could easily swap the Americans or USCA for Austria-Hungary, cementing their doom. But is the time it will take worth it? The infamy it will cost? They are sphered by France, but I have no doubt they will come to my side. I'm probably going to do it anyway, but people feel good when they are "listened to", so I'd like to know anyway.
Oh, and hope you enjoyed the description!
*Not so bad for a first game I'm finishing up.
(This is Victoria 2 if it weren't clear.)
by Ifreann » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:33 am
Bralia wrote:REICHSKRIEG!!!
We’ve also added a Force into HRE CB that the Emperor can use. Nations that have their capital in the same continent and that borders the Empire can be forced in through this treaty.
by Bralia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:34 am
by Cisairse » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:57 am
Bralia wrote:REICHSKRIEG!!!
Specifically you need to establish a permanent diet for the Empire.
The last reform on the Decentralized path might not unite the entire Empire in one tag under the Emperor, but it does give the Emperor a powerful tool to call upon the entire empire in a war against the empire’s enemies.
by Impaled Nazarene » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:51 am
Bralia wrote:Oh FUCK. It's here. The CK3 DD that kicks off the deep dive into how religion works. I've been waiting for this one.
Tenets are mechanical representations of the most important rites, rituals, and traditions of a Faith. Every Faith has exactly 3, picked from a total of around 50 different Tenets in the whole game.
However, it is important to note that no two Faiths have the exact same combination of Tenets — as a result, every Faith will play at least a little differently, and some drastically so!
At current count, we have 99 different Faiths in Crusader Kings III
all of which are fully playable
That more than doubles the number of playable religions we had in CK2 after Jade Dragon released.
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:54 am
Ifreann wrote:Bralia wrote:REICHSKRIEG!!!We’ve also added a Force into HRE CB that the Emperor can use. Nations that have their capital in the same continent and that borders the Empire can be forced in through this treaty.
Holy Roman Ottomans confirmed.
by Impaled Nazarene » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:13 am
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by North German Realm » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:23 am
Bralia wrote:Oh FUCK. It's here. The CK3 DD that kicks off the deep dive into how religion works. I've been waiting for this one.
5 Nov, 2020
Die Morgenpost: "We will reconsider our relationship with Poland" Reichskanzler Lagenmauer says after Polish president protested North German ultimatum that made them restore reproductive freedom. | European Society votes not to persecute Hungary for atrocities committed against Serbs, "Giving a rogue state leave to commit genocide as it sees fit." North German delegate bemoans. | Negotiations still underway in Rome, delegates arguing over the extent of indemnities Turkey might be made to pay, lawful status of Turkish collaborators during occupation of Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Syria.
by Valrifell » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:42 am
Bralia wrote:REICHSKRIEG!!!
by Impaled Nazarene » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:18 am
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
by Grenartia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:38 am
by Serrus » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:46 am
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Bralia wrote:Oh FUCK. It's here. The CK3 DD that kicks off the deep dive into how religion works. I've been waiting for this one.Tenets are mechanical representations of the most important rites, rituals, and traditions of a Faith. Every Faith has exactly 3, picked from a total of around 50 different Tenets in the whole game.However, it is important to note that no two Faiths have the exact same combination of Tenets — as a result, every Faith will play at least a little differently, and some drastically so!
This seems pretty bad. Like a lame TTRPG where you pick 3 traits for tiny bonuses.
Doctrines look fucking awesome though.At current count, we have 99 different Faiths in Crusader Kings III
Most having the same flavor amount of flavor that Lollard, Paulician, Monothelite, Monophysite, Zikri, Druze, and Mazdak have.all of which are fully playable
but less than 20 if not 10 are going to be worth playing thoughThat more than doubles the number of playable religions we had in CK2 after Jade Dragon released.
That's a bit more of a multiplier than double
Looks good but I'd rather have a handful of in-depth religions like Catholicism then a bunch of flavorless heresies surrounded by very angry neighbors.
Eastern Raarothorgren wrote:News websites are good and reasonable soruces of information or they would not be on the internet if they were saying things that were incorrect.
Keshiland wrote:I am yes arguing that the 1st 4 are not binding to the states and yes I know that in most Republican states they would ban the freedom of religion and the freedom of essembally but I don't live there and I hate guns!
by Cisairse » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:53 am
by The Huskar Social Union » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:06 pm
Cisairse wrote:Oh hey Imperator is free for a week. Time to see if it's any good
by The Imperial Reach » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:04 pm
Ifreann wrote:Bralia wrote:REICHSKRIEG!!!We’ve also added a Force into HRE CB that the Emperor can use. Nations that have their capital in the same continent and that borders the Empire can be forced in through this treaty.
Holy Roman Ottomans confirmed.
Bralia wrote:Oh FUCK. It's here. The CK3 DD that kicks off the deep dive into how religion works. I've been waiting for this one.
by North German Realm » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:09 pm
I'm assuming the other two virtues and sins are accessible through that bar? idk.The Imperial Reach wrote:This is literally awesome. My only complaint is how Christianity, which is literally known for having exactly seven sins and seven virtues, only has five of each. That is literal dogshit and infuriates me to no end. Everything else look absolutely stellar, though.
5 Nov, 2020
Die Morgenpost: "We will reconsider our relationship with Poland" Reichskanzler Lagenmauer says after Polish president protested North German ultimatum that made them restore reproductive freedom. | European Society votes not to persecute Hungary for atrocities committed against Serbs, "Giving a rogue state leave to commit genocide as it sees fit." North German delegate bemoans. | Negotiations still underway in Rome, delegates arguing over the extent of indemnities Turkey might be made to pay, lawful status of Turkish collaborators during occupation of Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Syria.
by Klorgia1 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:59 pm
Danubian Peoples wrote:Klorgia1 wrote:The might of the Brazilian empire has proven itself unstoppable. A greater Brazil with a cultural majority in Uruguay, (rightfully Brazilian) Paraguay, Bolivia and most of Brazilian Argentina. The conquest of the "Colombian" Amazons and the sphering of their ex-master has given way to Brazilian Panama, which I was careful to only officiate after my troops were on the other side of the border (many had been fighting in the graveyard of a nation called Mexico). Four masses in Africa, one growing out from Sokoto, one in Southern Africa, and one which enveloped most of Ethiopia (and then some) like a snake, perfected with a recent conquest in Madagascar. It is said over 84 divisions of Rebels against the Madagascar monarchy laid down their arms upon hearing of their new master. And this does not even count in the gold of the empire: Asia.
Brazilian India, which ironically extends on its edge through our timelines Pakistan, is a glorious sight to behold. But it does little compare to China, which I plan to further consume, cementing my mastery of the ultimate prize. Two of the most populated Chinese states lay in my grasp, and my one-time alliance with the British (who I have beaten before, again proving the grandiosity of Brazil) shows endless plentiful fruit.
This is only a quick summation, missing most the glorify details of our history, the greatness of our politics and culture, all the states in once-colonial territory leading to an infinite industrial *powerhouse within our borders and quickly spreading beyond to the world under us. Yet now Brazil faces a choice: The Ottoman armies have dared to lay their arms against Hedjaz as they did with most half of Nejd. The armies which once fell against a Egyptian-Hedjian-Nejdian-Persian coalition (or something or other) before Portugal brought a two-front war is now one of the most powerful in all the world, arguably even a sight to behold to the might of Brazils great leadership. We desire to sphere them, to master them, make their economy submissive to the future which is Brazil, and Hedjaz has proven a two-faced but friendly empire will attack anyone, even those considered friendly to our rule. But this is a great mistake, for now we may intervene.
My question to you, ladies and gentlemen, is should I? Should I invade the Ottomans, bringing the might of my invincible web of alliances and indestructible war-machine into the heart of Constantinople? We have the Italians and Russians to smack them, and I could easily swap the Americans or USCA for Austria-Hungary, cementing their doom. But is the time it will take worth it? The infamy it will cost? They are sphered by France, but I have no doubt they will come to my side. I'm probably going to do it anyway, but people feel good when they are "listened to", so I'd like to know anyway.
Oh, and hope you enjoyed the description!
*Not so bad for a first game I'm finishing up.
(This is Victoria 2 if it weren't clear.)
Question: Is it organic?A KR meme is all what the above is. The Integralist paths for Portugal and Brazil in Kaiserreich were dubbed 'organic' by the community for some reason. Since I am joking about it RN, the name has clearly stuck to an extent.
by The Rich Port » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:20 pm
by Impaled Nazarene » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:32 pm
Genivaria wrote:I just got back from selling plasma and I'm now going to buy La Resistance with the money I got.
That's right, I (almost) literally exchanged blood for games.
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."
-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."
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