The 2019-2020 Coronavirus outbreak thread

[Salandriagado]

And in the process, saving millions of lives. Because slower outbreaks overwhelm healthcare systems less.

What do you reckon is the monetary value of a life?

As a starting point, lifetime earnings should average out somewhere over £1m in todays money under reasonable assumptions, so that gives us a lower bound.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

The New York Times: Don’t trust memes that promise cures

They claim that snorting coke and masturbating cure coronavirus.

And people say I'm crazy for thinking this is the apocalypse. I'm sorry, a world this stupid isn't fit for a crisis of this magnitude.

Those things might make you worry less about it, and it's the fear that's the most dangerous thing at the moment.

[Gormwood]

Yes! This is what I've been trying to tell people!

The fact that you don't care if you live or die and cannot focus on things beyond your personal comfort is not enlightenment it is an emotional crisis you're failing to process.

How bad does he have it in personal life when he's relatively posh compared to everyone else but constantly emos a desire for everyone to kill each other off through spreading coronavirus?

[Greater vakolicci haven]

The fact that you don't care if you live or die and cannot focus on things beyond your personal comfort is not enlightenment it is an emotional crisis you're failing to process.

How bad does he have it in personal life when he's relatively posh compared to everyone else but constantly emos a desire for everyone to kill each other off through spreading coronavirus?

Rich and posh are not the same thing. I am definitely not posh.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

What do you reckon is the monetary value of a life?

As a starting point, lifetime earnings should average out somewhere over £1m in todays money under reasonable assumptions, so that gives us a lower bound.

The thing is though the people at risk of dying from coronavirus are the people who are likely to have the least lifetime remaining.

[Thermodolia]

Italy won't violently overthrow its government, just vote them out. Probably will go far right.

Could go left. In the aftermath of a disaster of insufficient hospital resources, who better to vote for than the people who have always been calling for more public spending on the like of hospitals?

The populists also advocate for social spending. Though I’m pretty sure that Mussolini 2.0 will come to power in Italy once this is over.

Next who is gonna be Hitler and Stalin

[Des-Bal]

My question is should I expect to expect to need a weapon in the future? Because, if so, I may be able to acquire something resembling a weapon now, before I actually expect to need a weapon.

I don't know. So yes.

[Rojava Free State]

would it help if the government provided free sweets and happy gas to all during this pandemic?

I want the United States Government to take every Instagram and snapchat thot, I mean model, and send them to me during the crisis. Also I want enough marijuana to last me a whole year assuming i smoke a joint once every four hours. Also I wanna be able to quarantine with my ten closest friends. And keep my parents in their house. Do that, and I wont go outside for a year.

[Rojava Free State]

You should own a weapon prior to expecting to need a weapon.

My question is should I expect to expect to need a weapon in the future? Because, if so, I may be able to acquire something resembling a weapon now, before I actually expect to need a weapon.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/2020/0 ... 887260001/

I would assume yes.

[Nakena]

How bad does he have it in personal life when he's relatively posh compared to everyone else but constantly emos a desire for everyone to kill each other off through spreading coronavirus?

Rich and posh are not the same thing. I am definitely not posh.

I can be posh sometimes. If i want to.

[Ifreann]

Could go left. In the aftermath of a disaster of insufficient hospital resources, who better to vote for than the people who have always been calling for more public spending on the like of hospitals?

This is Italy. They're going to blame it on migrants.

True, but aren't the people who'll blame it on migrants already in government? Seems to me that they'll be they'll be taking a lot of blame themselves.

[Thermodolia]

would it help if the government provided free sweets and happy gas to all during this pandemic?

I want the United States Government to take every Instagram and snapchat thot, I mean model, and send them to me during the crisis. Also I want enough marijuana to last me a whole year assuming i smoke a joint once every four hours. Also I wanna be able to quarantine with my ten closest friends. And keep my parents in their house. Do that, and I wont go outside for a year.

I just say we shutdown Instagram and all other social media for the time being. Therm approved ThermTV will be shown

[Andsed]

And in the process, saving millions of lives. Because slower outbreaks overwhelm healthcare systems less.

What do you reckon is the monetary value of a life?

I reckon it is an utterly irrelevant factor.

[Thermodolia]

This is Italy. They're going to blame it on migrants.

True, but aren't the people who'll blame it on migrants already in government? Seems to me that they'll be they'll be taking a lot of blame themselves.

No. The people who would blame it on the migrants are in the opposition

[Cisairse]

And in the process, saving millions of lives. Because slower outbreaks overwhelm healthcare systems less.

What do you reckon is the monetary value of a life?

The U.S. Dept. of Commerce estimates it at about $9 million

[Rojava Free State]

I want the United States Government to take every Instagram and snapchat thot, I mean model, and send them to me during the crisis. Also I want enough marijuana to last me a whole year assuming i smoke a joint once every four hours. Also I wanna be able to quarantine with my ten closest friends. And keep my parents in their house. Do that, and I wont go outside for a year.

I just say we shutdown Instagram and all other social media for the time being. Therm approved ThermTV will be shown

I'm not watching it unless I find it interesting.

[Cisairse]

Could go left. In the aftermath of a disaster of insufficient hospital resources, who better to vote for than the people who have always been calling for more public spending on the like of hospitals?

The populists also advocate for social spending. Though I’m pretty sure that Mussolini 2.0 will come to power in Italy once this is over.

Next who is gonna be Hitler and Stalin

We already have Putin.

Hitler 2 will be interesting, though.

[San Lumen]

This is Italy. They're going to blame it on migrants.

True, but aren't the people who'll blame it on migrants already in government? Seems to me that they'll be they'll be taking a lot of blame themselves.

When Harding got elected in 1920 In a landslide one of his campaign slogans was a return to normalcy

[Cisairse]

My question is should I expect to expect to need a weapon in the future? Because, if so, I may be able to acquire something resembling a weapon now, before I actually expect to need a weapon.

https://www.freep.com/story/news/2020/0 ... 887260001/

I would assume yes.

oof

aight
time to find a nice rock

[Tinhampton]

Light relief: "They're building a massive lasanga"... Massachusetts Dept of Public Health: Abortion is not inessential during nCoV crisis...

[Diopolis]

Italy won't violently overthrow its government, just vote them out. Probably will go far right.

Could go left. In the aftermath of a disaster of insufficient hospital resources, who better to vote for than the people who have always been calling for more public spending on the like of hospitals?

Italy will probably go extreme. Whether left or right probably depends more on who can campaign well than on the nature of the crisis.

[Cisairse]

I want the United States Government to take every Instagram and snapchat thot, I mean model, and send them to me during the crisis. Also I want enough marijuana to last me a whole year assuming i smoke a joint once every four hours. Also I wanna be able to quarantine with my ten closest friends. And keep my parents in their house. Do that, and I wont go outside for a year.

I just say we shutdown Instagram and all other social media for the time being. Therm approved ThermTV will be shown

I support this

[Des-Bal]

https://www.freep.com/story/news/2020/0 ... 887260001/

I would assume yes.

Every time people kill each other the news pretends the last thing that happens was the one that really mattered. Look at any case of "murder over video game/ice cream/price of bagels"

[Rojava Free State]

What do you reckon is the monetary value of a life?

The U.S. Dept. of Commerce estimates it at about $9 million

Of course the United States Department of Commerce would run a study like that and give an actual monetary number.

They knew they could do it, but they never asked if they should do it.

[Nakena]

True, but aren't the people who'll blame it on migrants already in government? Seems to me that they'll be they'll be taking a lot of blame themselves.

When Harding got elected in 1920 In a landslide one of his campaign slogans was a return to normalcy

Which is what Biden is doing.