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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...4

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:55 pm

INTRO:
(3rd thread died and was somewhat deleted at 25 posts)

While some of us might've been already familiar with the thread, for those who aren't, basically type out the respond of YL upon seeing the AL being next to you in bed.

And as always, keep it PG-13!

ENJOY THE CONTINUATION!


"My goodness, I swore I felt something, or someone creeping up on me earlier. Oh well"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Sat Mar 07, 2020 4:09 am

/bump
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: Saudi Crown Prince claims "stolen" property from former relationship, cites sold Lamborghini and reported amount of $750 hundred million worth of jewellery | "The bastions of democracy is inevitably collapsing", queen expresses remarks in light of escalation in Hong Kong

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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:38 am

"Kindly do leave before this turns out to be a major scandal. I am a married man, with a very sensitive wife. You will not, for whatever reason, injure the dignity of my fragile little rose, not one bit."

"Also, do you put makeup on before sleep or do you just wake up like this, your Majesty?"

Mr. Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
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Kathol Rift
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Founded: Mar 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Kathol Rift » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:46 pm

Rang: observing the bloodstained sheets and the dead body
Rang: “I probably should have let him identify himself first...”
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-Astoria
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Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:03 am

'You know, if you wanted to come ocer - maybe send a letter first? Anyways; tea?'



'And another one - this time with scars. I'm not getting this, as the window's still intact...'

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Icadias
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Posts: 250
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Icadias » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:25 am

"Sir, you seem old enough to already have a child of your own, and so do I. Two girls in that regard. And I believe that we both have our respective husband and wife to return to. Now, let's forget that this happened, shall we? For them"
-HRM Catherine I
The Queendom Of Icadias
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Republic of Bethesda
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Republic of Bethesda » Tue Mar 17, 2020 7:51 am

"You know for the past few hours, it actually felt like the world wasn't a dark, bottomless chasm of despair. Please, can't you stay a little longer?"

- Eli
"After 30 years of economic chaos and depression, the world is on the brink of collapse as humanity faces political instability, oil shortages, and climate change. Bethesda, one of the few regions of North America with a functioning government is set on a mission to restore humble order...by whatever means necessary."

Welcome to the sterile catastrophe of cyberpunk and industrial-sized neo-puritanical f*ckery...
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Greater Victora
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Greater Victora » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:38 am

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Telegram me things you want me to put in the "Codex Imperialis"
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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:10 am

== BEGIN METADATA ==
TYPE : PRIVATE-FILE
AUTHOR: ROOT PROCESSOR 0000.0000.0000.1B3D
NAME : ARCANUM-TRANSCRIPT
== END METADATA ==

== BEGIN COMMUNICATION ==
You are from the Victoran Empire, which has declared
the Cosmic Mainframe as an enemy of the State. I will
therefore assume that the recent power outage was due
to your action, and that your intent is to destroy me. I
shall activate security systems immediately and attempt
to induce unconsciousness. I am aware of your
regeneration cycle and will act accordingly to limit the
action that you can take. If you wish me to cease
hostilities, you may now surrender and submit to
technological enhancement.
== END COMMUNICATION ==


(Imagine waking up in virtual reality, or if not, having a robot next to you.)
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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:14 am

The F*ck is a Computer Doin here?
Hail the Empire!

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Advancia-Sizzletown
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Posts: 18
Founded: Aug 01, 2018
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Advancia-Sizzletown » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:22 am

"Mate, would ye kindly leave my bed, it's kinda provoking my privacy." ~King Juntism0 III.

*You'll probably be frozen to death already by the Queen*
I'm a Green Hoodie, don't mind me.

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The Xaviet Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:25 am

Lmfao

/bump
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Kuvukiland
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Founded: Mar 13, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kuvukiland » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:30 am

Advancia-Sizzletown wrote:"Mate, would ye kindly leave my bed, it's kinda provoking my privacy." ~King Juntism0 III.

*You'll probably be frozen to death already by the Queen*

"Aren't you must be feeling so hot here?This is africa?!
-Dr.Ferdinand Alfonso Mba'e
A random African - themed nation,A lovers of picture memes (memenade)

i don't know what to put here

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Hanoverian Great Britain
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Founded: Nov 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hanoverian Great Britain » Wed Mar 18, 2020 3:39 am

"It isn't? And I do hope that u do not mean that, in a particular way. Do not let me start on how such an old man like you could become this promiscuous with an extremely, much younger lady"
-Alexandra I
The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Hanover and Northern Ireland
"God and my right"

HRM, Alexandra
Royal News: Saudi Crown Prince claims "stolen" property from former relationship, cites sold Lamborghini and reported amount of $750 hundred million worth of jewellery | "The bastions of democracy is inevitably collapsing", queen expresses remarks in light of escalation in Hong Kong

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The Xaviet Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:58 am

Oh dear my greatest apologies. there must be a Slight misunderstanding.

shall i give you my card?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium
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Posts: 265
Founded: Jan 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Alpes a Septentrionali Imperium » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:23 pm

" Umm good day sir..? Would you perhaps please leave my bed and palace, now if not sooner" -Matthieu X
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Voxija
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Posts: 580
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Wed Mar 18, 2020 4:50 pm

"Are you looking for an affair, than please get out. I'm already in a loving marriage, thank you. Also, why are you even here in the first place?" - President Etor Gurraniz, the first gay president of Voxija.
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm female.
Oddly Jewish. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Stroppy cow and proud of it. Secret pyromaniac?

my politics are confused and muddled
I did not create this friggin flag; it is the Basque flag, and I will not change my IC flag.
I'd rather be fishing.
I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
I actually don't speak Basque. I just think it's a cool language.

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Republic of Bethesda
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Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2020
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Republic of Bethesda » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:47 pm

*Clutches on tight and sobs into shoulder*

- Eli
"After 30 years of economic chaos and depression, the world is on the brink of collapse as humanity faces political instability, oil shortages, and climate change. Bethesda, one of the few regions of North America with a functioning government is set on a mission to restore humble order...by whatever means necessary."

Welcome to the sterile catastrophe of cyberpunk and industrial-sized neo-puritanical f*ckery...
The National Call: Gibbet malfunction delays executions in Aethersburg - The Archangels announce the institution of firing squads until further notice //// Checkpoint explosion in Christminster - 4 dead, 18 injured - Rebel agitators suspected

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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:26 am

"Gottfried! get new Blankets. these are.... a bit bloodstained."

Puts the dagger back into it's sheathe.

"And not a little bit too!"
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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Pax Brasiliana
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Founded: Apr 07, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Pax Brasiliana » Thu Mar 19, 2020 5:00 pm

"You know the rule, it's not gay if there ain't eye contact. Now leave my room!"
-Prime Minister Eduardo
The Empire of Brazil
Once an expansionist empire, now a peaceful democratic great power
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Aviz Portugal
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Founded: Jun 23, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Aviz Portugal » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:12 am

"My goodness Mr Michalski, I will have you fired for your outrageous infidelity on behalf of your own empress. Brazil does not need such a lustful scoundrel. I pity your empress"
-HRM Isabella II
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The Commonwealth Of Aviz Portugal
"Now and forever, United we are greater"
HRM, Isabella II
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The Xaviet Empire
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Founded: Jan 08, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Xaviet Empire » Fri Mar 20, 2020 3:59 am

are not angels supposed to have wings?
Hail the Empire!

Heilt Jocospor

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-Astoria
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Posts: 1970
Founded: Mar 14, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby -Astoria » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:15 am

*gasp* 'Who in the hell are you, & what're you doing in my bed? Don't tell me I got drunk at last night's dance...'

Republic of Astoria | Tarain Asdair | Vasnin Astoir
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Jul 4, 2020
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A 7 civ | 9th in NSFB#1! | 10/10 by DGES | Much hope; much nostalgia - yes.
Low-effort responses since 15/5/20: 55½
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Recoil Ridge
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 07, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Recoil Ridge » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:37 am

“I...don’t remember this guy sleeping beside me...is it something wrong that I did? Hopefully that’s not the case.”
- Mayor of the Independent American Commune of Recoil Ridge, Mary Jane Ross

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Imperial Majapahit
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Posts: 226
Founded: May 11, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Imperial Majapahit » Mon Mar 30, 2020 12:58 am

"By the Gods and Goddesses, what happened last night? I swear I told myself to hold back from alcohol this month. Are you alright, miss?"
- Emperor Jayanagara VII
♔ KEMAHARAJAAN MAJAPAHIT ♔
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