Sometimes you just need something to protect yourself with.
From: Pentagonal Armaments
To: East Ares Department of Military and Defense
Subject: Your Order
Your background check was Rejected, for Compete Absence of Democracy or Independent Thought, along with The Practice of Slavery and Ritual Worship of The Dark One, known by some as 'Satan'.. You may try again when you have fair and free elections, some degree of free press, and have purged 20% of your population of satanic slaver parasites.
We are watching you, Pentagonal Armaments