Scantily Clad Women? Not in my NFL

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

First off, he's wasting his time, and this is the stupidest thing someone could sue over. I mean, if he's gonna sue over scantily clad women at an NFL game, then why stop there? Why not go on to sue the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? They wear some pretty skimpy outfits.

Second, this quote from the NY Post:

“J.Lo is 50,” he said. “You go on a porn website, you’re not looking for 50-year-old women.”

Really Dave? And you would know this how?

I wish the American right would stop with this obvious lie about not expecting sexiness at the Super Bowl and just admit they didn't like the subtle jabs JLo and Shakira made at the current treatment of Latino immigrants.

But I suppose they've had yet to give a straight answer regarding the morality of that issue so far ("But Obama did the same! But they broke the law!"), so why start now? Just blame the butts instead.

As someone who personally knows a lot of conservatives, trust me. It has nothing to do with criticism of the current treatment of Latino immigrants. It is definitely all about the risqué dancing and sexy clothing.

Oh, and ageism. I hadn’t seen that cute part of his statement.

[Ifreann]

First off, he's wasting his time, and this is the stupidest thing someone could sue over. I mean, if he's gonna sue over scantily clad women at an NFL game, then why stop there? Why not go on to sue the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? They wear some pretty skimpy outfits.

Second, this quote from the NY Post:

“J.Lo is 50,” he said. “You go on a porn website, you’re not looking for 50-year-old women.”

Really Dave? And you would know this how?

Gotta keep tabs on what the sinners are up to. Purely research.

[Sundiata]

While I am opposed to public nudity, I still appreciate the heroic amount of effort that goes into making a half-time show great.

[Neanderthaland]

First off, he's wasting his time, and this is the stupidest thing someone could sue over. I mean, if he's gonna sue over scantily clad women at an NFL game, then why stop there? Why not go on to sue the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? They wear some pretty skimpy outfits.

Second, this quote from the NY Post:


Really Dave? And you would know this how?


As someone who personally knows a lot of conservatives, trust me. It has nothing to do with criticism of the current treatment of Latino immigrants. It is definitely all about the risqué dancing and sexy clothing.

Oh, and ageism. I hadn’t seen that cute part of his statement.

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh, and ageism. I hadn’t seen that cute part of his statement.

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

Bitterness much. That’s all I would tell them.

[Chill beats LLC]

Psssh, nothin' personnel kid, but I've already filed my counter suit for infinity plus 1 dollars against all of you!

You want to go down that route then boy? ive increased my demands to infinity cubed.

Fool! I have demanded a sum of money which is incomprehensible to my own mind!

[Neanderthaland]

You want to go down that route then boy? ive increased my demands to infinity cubed.

Fool! I have demanded a sum of money which is incomprehensible to my own mind!

Though, admittedly, I am a cave man. And don't have numbers past four.

[Arthenius]

I find it heavily ironic when the same group of people that claim to believe in sexual rights and freedoms of minorities and different lifestyles outside the norm tend to be with the same group of people who are complaining about all men being potential rapists and perverts.

[Mushet]

I thought jesus forgiven those who legitimately repented their sins?

So even days later he can not repent his lustful desires for some serious Latina spice? I think that is more Dave's issue, it is up to him to reject the demons

What sort of loving god would want me to reject Shakira?

Reject the earthly Shakira and gain 99 of them in paradise.

[Rojava Free State]

I find it heavily ironic when the same group of people that claim to believe in sexual rights and freedoms of minorities and different lifestyles outside the norm tend to be with the same group of people who are complaining about all men being potential rapists and perverts.

As if we can't support women's and men's rights at the same time

[Rojava Free State]

What sort of loving god would want me to reject Shakira?

Reject the earthly Shakira and gain 99 of them in paradise.

*72

[Mushet]

$867 trillion? What’s he trying to do? Sue the planet?

I don't day trade either. Try again.

Since you rep Bear Stearns in your name, avatar and sig then what you do likely has something to do with banking, which is an industry full of organizations just as shitty and run by just as shitty people as the NFL, so the irony in your statement is pretty delicious.

He took the name of a bank that famously failed in the midst of the subprime mortgage crisis that it had a hand in causing. It'd be an odd choice.

[Mushet]

Turns out this shameful display must have given Dave some naughty, naughty thoughts. So he claims to plan on suing the NFL for damages done to his chances of Heavenly acceptance.

To the tune of $867 trillion dollars.

That must have been one heck of a halftime wank.

"It's ranch sauce I swear"

[Wabberjocky]

I confess...I didn't watch the halftime show. But scantily clad women are welcome any time.

[Rojava Free State]

I confess...I didn't watch the halftime show. But scantily clad women are welcome any time.

I too was very offended by the halftime show and demand an apology...

J Lo and Shakira ought to have performed totally naked

[Arthenius]

What sort of loving god would want me to reject Shakira?

Reject the earthly Shakira and gain 99 of them in paradise.

I like Shakira.

[Imperial isa]

He need to get out more as i have seen more at the beach to what is shown in photos i have seen of the show.

[Arthenius]

Shakira's voice alone is a warm relaxing pill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

[Aguaria Major]

So are we just gonna ignore the fact that no one complains about the scantily-clad cheer squads of most NFL teams during regular games?

Sex is nothing new in the NFL. Why should this be a surprise, or an offense, to anyone?

Oh yeah. It's because they embraced their Latina-ness, went political, and the politics they embrace are liberal. Typical conservative Christian hypocrisy.

[Antityranicals]

867 Trillion dollars? Geez, that makes the Green New Deal sound slightly less unaffordable... Anyway, all of this over the halftime show at LIV? It was the dumbest, least professional, most mediocre of Superbowl halftime shows, and this guy's making a scene over people being sexually agitated? When I watched that, I wasn't thinking "I want to have sex with these people," I was thinking, "Wow, J-Lo and Shakira have really jumped the shark..."

[Neanderthaland]

867 Trillion dollars? Geez, that makes the Green New Deal sound slightly less unaffordable... Anyway, all of this over the halftime show at LIV? It was the dumbest, least professional, most mediocre of Superbowl halftime shows, and this guy's making a scene over people being sexually agitated? When I watched that, I wasn't thinking "I want to have sex with these people," I was thinking, "Wow, J-Lo and Shakira have really jumped the shark..."

Oh, and ageism. I hadn’t seen that cute part of his statement.

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

See what I mean?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

867 Trillion dollars? Geez, that makes the Green New Deal sound slightly less unaffordable... Anyway, all of this over the halftime show at LIV? It was the dumbest, least professional, most mediocre of Superbowl halftime shows, and this guy's making a scene over people being sexually agitated? When I watched that, I wasn't thinking "I want to have sex with these people," I was thinking, "Wow, J-Lo and Shakira have really jumped the shark..."

I mean, it is that. But it's mostly this weird thing that guys do to protect their egos. Where they pretend that someone who is too good for them doesn't meet their high standards.

"Sure buddy, I bet J.Lo would be all over you if only you were willing to lower yourself to hooking up with a 50 year old."

See what I mean?

Painfully so. I concede your point.

[Gormwood]

which is an industry full of organizations just as shitty and run by just as shitty people as the NFL, so the irony in your statement is pretty delicious.

Do you even know what an investment bank does?

Fail and collapse.

[Torisakia]

The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

[Albrenia]

The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

To quote a movie:

"What do you mean, you people?"